Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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sjleader visits
bothost2: Hello bothost2 this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
bothost2: Please dont be a douche to new players
bothost2: Sell your own plots if you dare!
bothost2: === bothost2 Bot Reputation: Fair (0) Bot Games: 0
bothost2: Hello sjleader this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
bothost2: Please dont be a douche to new players
bothost2: Sell your own plots if you dare!
bothost2: === sjleader Bot Reputation: A++ (87) Bot Games: 165
sjleader left the game
sjleader visits
bothost2: Hello sjleader this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
bothost2: Please dont be a douche to new players
bothost2: Sell your own plots if you dare!
bothost2: === sjleader Bot Reputation: A++ (87) Bot Games: 165
sjleader: bot:addai
Added computer player <A.L.A.N.>
sjleader joined the game in slot 2
sjleader: bot:addai
Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>
sjleader: bot:kick1
bothost2: Recording vote to kick player rank 1
bothost2: Note: It takes two votes to kick non-AI players past round 1
bothost2: The position in your kick request should be based on the position on the <<<<< LEFT box not Above ^^^^^
bothost2: Processing Kick Request
<B.I.L.L.> was kicked
sjleader: bot:kick1
bothost2: Recording vote to kick player rank 1
bothost2: Note: It takes two votes to kick non-AI players past round 1
bothost2: The position in your kick request should be based on the position on the <<<<< LEFT box not Above ^^^^^
bothost2: Processing Kick Request
<A.L.A.N.> was kicked
sjleader unjoined the game
sjleader joined the game in slot 1
browne3000 visits
bothost2: Hello browne3000 this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
bothost2: Please dont be a douche to new players
bothost2: Sell your own plots if you dare!
bothost2: === browne3000 Bot Reputation: Fair (-3) Bot Games: 0
browne3000 joined the game in slot 2
jagov808 visits
bothost2: Hello jagov808 this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
bothost2: Please dont be a douche to new players
bothost2: Sell your own plots if you dare!
bothost2: === jagov808 Bot Reputation: Great (17) Bot Games: 32
jagov808 joined the game in slot 3
jagov808: Browne, you're just the kind of guy I'm looking for
jagov808: 0 played, 1 abandon
jagov808: that's my kind of opponent
browne3000: my connection dropped out
jagov808: even better, I can only defeat those with poor internet
jagov808: guys that stay to the end inevitably crush me
jagov808: SJ here always has awesome internet connections, the guy holds the record for playing from the highest elevation.
jagov808: played at 30,000 feet
browne3000: geez
browne3000: so who we waiting for
jagov808: he was not atop Mount Everest unfortunately, merely a domestic flight
jagov808: I think we are waiting for D.A.N.
jagov808: While we are waiting I will consume some protein so I can make it through this gruelling game
AlpenCactus visits
bothost2: Hello AlpenCactus this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
bothost2: Please dont be a douche to new players
bothost2: Sell your own plots if you dare!
AlpenCactus joined the game in slot 4
bothost2: === AlpenCactus Bot Reputation: A+ (67) Bot Games: 109
AlpenCactus: no games, abandon?
sjleader: browne habe you played any training games?
browne3000: played the earlier version
browne3000: on atari
browne3000: so 'old' school
sjleader: this version is a little different
browne3000: i noticed in the first round anything i should know
browne3000: but overall seems the same
AlpenCactus: game is mainly same, strategies are more complex here
AlpenCactus: but those you'll have to learn from playing
browne3000: figured it might be that way
sjleader: why did you quit your first game?
browne3000: guess 1 in 4 chance hey
AlpenCactus: looks like he was disconnected
browne3000: i was disconnected
sjleader: yea his connection is pretty bad
sjleader: bot:pings
bothost2: Pings: Bot: 0ms (0ms)
sjleader: i was in the game
sjleader: really don't want to restart
sjleader: bot:pings
bothost2: Pings: Bot: 0ms (0ms) sjleader : 93ms (140ms) browne3000 : 329ms (329ms) jagov808 : 125ms (125ms) AlpenCactus : 172ms (187ms)
jagov808: it is not a 1 in 4 chance
jagov808: in this grouping you are 1 in 20
AlpenCactus: more like 1 in 100 : )
Round 1 of 12
AlpenCactus: looks like your connection is pretty weak
AlpenCactus: that's likely why you disconnected
jagov808: buying land is important in this game
sjleader: here we go again
jagov808: Alpen is hitting the Ovaltin hard this evening, going with the advanced strategy of overpaying for land
sjleader: feet on him
jagov808: Many players here have found that Ovaltine is a performance enhancer, but unfortunately some of them abuse the browne powder and rely too heavily on it
AlpenCactus: are you implying i fall into that camp?
AlpenCactus: : )
jagov808: no, your use is purely recreational
AlpenCactus: indeed
jagov808: sj, made that purchase to raise the price of mules, that way Alpen will not be able to put one on
jagov808: I will buy some land next round
sjleader: if youre lucky
jagov808: important to have cash available for land auctions
Round 2 of 12
sjleader: bot:smurfcheck browne3000
bothost2: No Smurfs Found
sjleader: youre not new
AlpenCactus: swarm!
sjleader: noobs always take rivers he knew that was a medium and took a 3 mountain first round
AlpenCactus: ouch
sjleader: so browne, i dont care that its a new a ccount but who was your old account?
sjleader: are you dank?
jagov808: browne already played a match
jagov808: dank makes smurfs every 6 rounds these days
sjleader: no he hasn't, i was was in his first game and it lasted 2 rounds before disconnect
sjleader: so the fact that he took a 3mt and then that medium shows he has played before, lots...
jagov808: could be dank
sjleader: and hes quiet now
jagov808: did browne make any innappropriate racial comments during this time?
sjleader: so its annoying because I want a good game and instead its someone experienced pretending to not be good and thats annoying.
sjleader: no so its not Devil or JUdas
sjleader: he just emptied his plots
browne3000: keyboard lads give me a chance
jagov808: Dank at his best is just one step up from a noob
sjleader: hang on
sjleader: no stop
sjleader: why did you just empty your plots?
jagov808: he has Atari400's brand of keyboard
browne3000: finger trouble
sjleader: i call bs, sorry man, i welcome new players but its clear you aren't
sjleader: which is fine
sjleader: i dont care if you wanta new username but wy pretend?
jagov808: it will be wonderful to lose many rank points to a skillful smurf creator
jagov808: but dank cant usually pull it off
Round 3 of 12
sjleader: cut the crap please and either play for real or quit
sjleader: slow connection tells me it Max or Felix- "dank or hugz"
sjleader: thye play over cell network
AlpenCactus: got it!
sjleader: the acting is so bad.
AlpenCactus: so is your paranoia
sjleader: lol- no its annoying i really dont want to sit through a game with someone pretending to be bad only to have them screw it up
jagov808: dont they know how good it is to be 18 ?
jagov808: imagine wasting that time ruining mule games
sjleader: yea they should be chasing 18 year old tail not playing mule all day
sjleader: but weed kills their motivation i think
AlpenCactus: sad, but true
sjleader: brown we know you aren't new. so come clean and play a real game please.
Round 4 of 12
browne3000: serious lads
sjleader: oh for fuck sake
jagov808: makes one appreciate what cyber brings to the table
AlpenCactus: true that
sjleader: im annoyed.
AlpenCactus: 2 for blue!
AlpenCactus: just play
sjleader: so, restart or im gone.
sjleader: no.. dont want to sit here
jagov808: he said 'lads'
jagov808: I dont think dank knows that term
sjleader: yeah sorry, i cant take another hour and change of it. so retart please
jagov808: we may just have a garden variety noob
sjleader: or i will go
sjleader: there is 0 chance based on his plot choices and pretend inability to control the guy
sjleader: which is fine, i dont care, but hes plying bad on purpose and its annoying
sjleader: and he isn't responding
sjleader: so
AlpenCactus: quite sure it ain't dank
browne3000: im concentrating
sjleader: no you arent
sjleader: bot:restart
bothost2: Recording vote to restart: P11
bothost2: Votes Recorded: 1 of 4
sjleader: or you can kick me, fine but im done. sorry alepn, jagov
AlpenCactus: you just want to ruin my game
sjleader: ?
sjleader: ive been saying this since round 1
AlpenCactus: what diff does it make?
sjleader: its not fun its annoying
sjleader: last game was FUN.
sjleader: people playing to win
sjleader: sorry im out then.
AlpenCactus: lame excuse
AlpenCactus: hard enough to get a real game going
sjleader: not an excuse
jagov808: i think he is saying its not a real game
sjleader: kick me or restart
sjleader: bot:restart
bothost2: Recording vote to restart: P11
jagov808: since we are playing with a 17 year old
bothost2: Votes Recorded: 1 of 4
AlpenCactus: i have no time to restart
jagov808: that cant get girls
AlpenCactus: already midnight here
jagov808: my son will awake from nap soon
jagov808: so I cant restart either
sjleader: ok gl sry
sjleader left the game
Computer takes over sjleader
bothost2: Player Removed, votes required to restart: 2
jagov808: in the bullpen we have atari and judas
bothost2: sjleader Bot Reputation now: 84
AlpenCactus: too bad we can't call them in
Round 5 of 12
AlpenCactus: nice connector
jagov808: i get to keep this on
jagov808: one
AlpenCactus: guaranteed : )
AlpenCactus: another plot for green
Round 6 of 12
AlpenCactus: need the cash
jagov808: i was hoping you'd buy
AlpenCactus: hit space when feet in middle of mountain
browne3000: schweet AC
AlpenCactus: you may get to buy again
browne3000: trying too
AlpenCactus: no slowing the green machine
jagov808: looks like you have 2 highs
jagov808: could come in handy one day
AlpenCactus: my one high sure doesn't produce much
AlpenCactus: not sure i'll be able to catch up with you, though
AlpenCactus: this one's too easy for you
bothost2: Event Probabilites: Pirates(13.30%) Pests(13.30%) Radiation(13.30%) Acid Rain(6.67%) Sunspot Activity(20.00%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(6.67%) Fire(13.30%)
Round 7 of 12
AlpenCactus: game's loving you, jag
browne3000: jag kickin it
jagov808: yeah
jagov808: except for the instant plot loss
AlpenCactus: trying to make up for it, perhaps
browne3000 is not responding to continue
Users who are not responding must be kicked to continue the game
jagov808: bot:pings
bothost2: Pings: <S10 P11> 0ms (0ms) browne3000 : 312ms (328ms) jagov808 : 125ms (219ms) AlpenCactus : 172ms (187ms)
browne3000 was disconnected
Computer takes over browne3000
bothost2: Player Removed, votes required to restart: 1
bothost2: browne3000 Bot Reputation now: -6
AlpenCactus: getting lonely here
Round 8 of 12
AlpenCactus: wonderful
AlpenCactus: gotta love them bots
jagov808: i never saw them go down before like that
Round 9 of 12
bothost2: i told you guys
bothost2: did he quit or ge bumped?
AlpenCactus: dc
bothost2: sorry
jagov808: your bot is killing us
bothost2: lol i should have stayed it looks like!
bothost2: aight im out, gl guys
AlpenCactus: nah, you can relax and let him do the work for you
AlpenCactus: high on the home base?
jagov808: yeah
AlpenCactus: damn, should have bought more
Round 10 of 12
AlpenCactus: i need an event here
jagov808: yeah
AlpenCactus: this is embarrasing
jagov808: the bot beating us ?
jagov808: we had pirates
AlpenCactus: yeah
AlpenCactus: i'm gonna need some real luck to catch him
Round 11 of 12
AlpenCactus: why not 5 rounds ago??
Round 12 of 12
AlpenCactus: Well, thanks for the game, jag
jagov808: yeah
AlpenCactus: and congrats
jagov808: too bad we couldnt have 4 players
AlpenCactus: yeah, kinda lame to lose em
Game Over
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bothost2: Game Completed, Hosting Bot Will Start a New Game in 30 Seconds, Thanks for Playing.
bothost2: jagov808 Bot Reputation now: 18
bothost2: AlpenCactus Bot Reputation now: 68
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