Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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Added computer player <D.A.N.>

xenyx joined the game in slot 2

Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>

Ace_Savant visits

Ace_Savant joined the game in slot 4

Ace_Savant: You made me PURPLE!

Ace_Savant: How DARE you?

xenyx: bises

Ace_Savant: You will hear from my representative about this.

xenyx: I appreciate that it was "how dare you?" with a question mark. As if you were unsure if I actually dared.

Ace_Savant: No, it was a legitimate question. HOW dare you?

Ace_Savant: HOW I SAY!?

Round 1 of 12

xenyx: The power of Pine-Sol?

Ace_Savant: Round 1 of 12.

Ace_Savant: Look at that?

Ace_Savant: -?

Ace_Savant: +!

Ace_Savant: Its like facial herpes of the riverbed.

Ace_Savant: He's gonna fuck you.

Ace_Savant: Or try.

xenyx: I sure hope so. I could use a good fucking.

Ace_Savant: Then I'ma have to kill the sombitch.

xenyx: Por que?

Ace_Savant: Unauthorized.

xenyx: Ah.

xenyx: Understood.

Ace_Savant: Make energy first before you go crystite.

xenyx: *holds up picket sign* STOP CREATING ARTIFICIAL SMITHORE MARKETS

Ace_Savant: Hey!

xenyx: <3

Ace_Savant: idowhatiwan

xenyx: I know you do.

Ace_Savant: Someone made me purple.

xenyx: Someone sees what you're doing. ;D

Ace_Savant: I'll make an energy market for you.

xenyx: I will make energy for you?

Round 2 of 12

Ace_Savant: Giggity.

xenyx: ?

xenyx: ah

Ace_Savant: Green went for the plot I did, I thought I had gotten it.

Ace_Savant: Well that fucked my entire game.

xenyx: LOL

Ace_Savant: I only barely caught it.

Ace_Savant: HAH

Ace_Savant: Best thing ever.

xenyx: :'D

xenyx: :(

xenyx: Nah

Ace_Savant: ...So I just realized what I said.

Ace_Savant: This 'best ever' phase has got to go.

Ace_Savant: It didn't even occur to me when I said it.

Ace_Savant: Which is the worst part of it.

Ace_Savant: Best thing ever has already been claimed and this was not it.

xenyx: Not a big deal. Words is words is words, I suppose. :P

Ace_Savant: I aggree, talk is cheap, but it adds up.

xenyx: Also true.

Ace_Savant: Buy.

Ace_Savant: If they sell.

xenyx: >>

Ace_Savant: That cock..

xenyx: fuck da ai

Ace_Savant: Indeed.

Round 3 of 12

xenyx: One of the best things about living with my parents is that there is always coffee in the mornings. ^_^

xenyx: *drinks coffee* *sings* *learns everything* *woos adoring fans*< that is basically my life in a nutshell

Ace_Savant: Interesting.

xenyx: The last bullet point was mostly a joke.

Ace_Savant: I figured. :)

Ace_Savant: ....

xenyx: >>

xenyx: what fux

Ace_Savant: The computers cheat so badly...

xenyx: ><

xenyx: stupid "balancing mechanisms."

xenyx: I miss c64 mule.

xenyx: HEY we will be able to play that all the time~

Ace_Savant: You'll play it again soon enough.

xenyx: :3

xenyx: ><

Ace_Savant: I'll feed you.

xenyx: :D

Ace_Savant: The great thing about smithore is that Pirates can't steal it.

xenyx: correct.

Ace_Savant: ...sell

Ace_Savant: Thank you.

Ace_Savant: I'm not producing anything.

xenyx: >> k

Round 4 of 12

Ace_Savant: Red shafted green.

Ace_Savant: They both wanted that plot.

xenyx: lol

xenyx: high crystite?

Ace_Savant: No just smithore.

Ace_Savant: Which is about to be really big for all of one turn in the game.

xenyx: wtf

Ace_Savant: ...Fuck.

xenyx: >>

Ace_Savant: I'm not getting a mule.

xenyx: do you want me to not buy one?

xenyx: i

xenyx: It pays you higher?

Ace_Savant: I also thought I was next for some reason.

Ace_Savant: No go ahead.

xenyx: nooope

Ace_Savant: I will make it work.

Ace_Savant: ....Don't make me beat you.

xenyx: ... promise you will?

Ace_Savant: FUUUUCK

xenyx: wow... ><

Ace_Savant: ...I hate these AIs...

xenyx: Yeah, that basically just fucked the whole colony monetarily. >>

Ace_Savant: Exactly.

Ace_Savant: If you are going to run the market, RUN IT. Don't pussy out a turn early.

Ace_Savant: Fuckheads.

xenyx: AI: I think I will settle for mediocrity, though I could have easily had greatness.

Ace_Savant: Indeed you could have.

xenyx: As if the AI has some sort of will. P:

Ace_Savant: Fucking tards.

Ace_Savant: They can have better programming -.-

xenyx: God I hope there is a fire in the store. >:D

xenyx: That might be my favorite event.

Ace_Savant: This lag is fucking KILLING me.

xenyx: gomen. :<

xenyx: daaaaaaaaaaaaaang green

Ace_Savant: Well you oughtta be. It's clearly your fault.

xenyx: fuckin me up

Ace_Savant: Fuck that guy.

xenyx: wtf

Ace_Savant: GO UP

Ace_Savant: The computers are forcing me to pay a premium.

Ace_Savant: And forcing you not to sell at a good price.

Ace_Savant: This lag is really pissing me off.

xenyx: D:

Round 5 of 12

xenyx: Is there something we can do?

Ace_Savant: Yeah sue the piss out of these guys for not providing me with a quality connection at 35,000 feet.

xenyx: *calls lawyer friends*

Ace_Savant: ....

xenyx: >>

Ace_Savant: Dude. I had the plot.

Ace_Savant: What the FUCK

xenyx: *sues developers of planet mule for cheating AI*

xenyx: >< so much I should have done that turn.

Ace_Savant: lol...

xenyx: yesssss a store fire

Ace_Savant: Until that...

Ace_Savant: lol

Ace_Savant: Fuck you, green.

Ace_Savant: Go die somewhere.

xenyx: right? ><

Round 6 of 12

Ace_Savant: Yeah? Well FUCK YOU mule.

Ace_Savant: Please sell me energy. ;.;

xenyx: You know I will. <3

Ace_Savant: Horray!

xenyx: such food. Much feasting. Wow.

Ace_Savant: He thinks he is going to get a run on the market.

Ace_Savant: However, supply without demand is meaningless. Merely glutonny. No value add.

xenyx: That doesn't make sense.

xenyx: the AI doing that...

Ace_Savant: They may cheat and jack up all the prices.

xenyx: hmm

xenyx: .

Ace_Savant: ...Cunts.

xenyx: No one has had a food shortage all game. :0

Ace_Savant: .....God dammit.

xenyx: :<

Ace_Savant: I'm sorry for going down, I didn't mean to do that.

xenyx: It's fine. :P You asked me to produce energy for you. I am doing just that.

Round 7 of 12

xenyx: What a bastard. >:o

Ace_Savant: Right?

xenyx: I have been listening to the same song practically exclusively for the past 18 hours. It's terrible.

Ace_Savant: I do the same thing when I love a song.

xenyx: I enjoy the lyrics a lot. I don't love this band in general, but I have found a new appreciation for their lyrics. :3

Ace_Savant: Good to have. :3

xenyx: They were Pedro's favorite band in high school and they were always too... distorted... I guess? For me.

xenyx: I mean that in the musical sense. They use a lot of distorted guitar and heavy basslines and stuff. :3

Ace_Savant: .....??

xenyx: my mother came in and started talking to me. ><

Ace_Savant: Ouch.

Ace_Savant: And FUCK

xenyx: ><

xenyx: she wants me to go to the pawn shop with her. My dad agreed to let her buy a new ring for her right hand, and she likes pawn shop jewelry.

xenyx: It is like an adventure for her.

xenyx: damnit I shoulda got in on crystite when I had the chance. ><

Ace_Savant: Seeing what poor people look like?

xenyx: Fuck energy, there's no money in it digitally.

xenyx: LOL

Ace_Savant: I'm sorry.

Ace_Savant: I thought I was going to be able to drive that market.

xenyx: we used to be not so well off when I was a kid, and my mom and I used to go to the pawn shop together all the time.

xenyx: It's where I got my gameboy pocket. They were kind of outdated by that point, but I loved that thing.

xenyx: It was my first "luxury item," if you will. :P

xenyx: We always had a computer when I was growing up, but it was always my dad's toy. I was just able to use it on occasion. :3

Round 8 of 12

xenyx: Sorry. I have too many tender moments. :'P

Round 9 of 12

xenyx: *kicks AI*

Ace_Savant: Pirates probably next turn.

xenyx: Shhhhhhhh

xenyx: hhhhhhhhh

xenyx: hhhh

Round 10 of 12

xenyx: daaang $600

Ace_Savant: $61 doesn't make any sense. Cheaters.

xenyx: Didn't you say there was an automatic spike when the store got over 100?

Ace_Savant: That is my theory.

Ace_Savant: No actual basis in code that I've seen.

Ace_Savant: It seems to happen whenever the store is below 100.

Round 11 of 12

Round 12 of 12

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