Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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BrainSturgeon visits
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scottybot2: === BrainSturgeon Bot Reputation: Unknown (10) Bot Games: 10
BrainSturgeon: bot:addai
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BrainSturgeon: bot:kick1
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BrainSturgeon: h i
itzanp visits
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scottybot2: === itzanp Bot Reputation: Fair (0) Bot Games: 0
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itzanp: would you add an AI or is that a stupid idea
BrainSturgeon: it is better to play without, but ill let mame vote
Lionel-HutzX visits
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scottybot2: === Lionel-HutzX Bot Reputation: Excellent (44) Bot Games: 56
BrainSturgeon: mame, you here?
itzanp: mame...
BrainSturgeon: kik 2 wake?
itzanp: say what?
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itzanp: kik what? i dont get it.
BrainSturgeon: ill show you
itzanp: kick him off?
BrainSturgeon: bot:kick4
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itzanp: ok..
itzanp: now what
BrainSturgeon: wait
itzanp: ok...
BrainSturgeon: mame often sits in games and goes away
itzanp: ok
itzanp: im kinda new but i love this game so far
BrainSturgeon: welcome
BrainSturgeon: two big rules, dont be a jerk to others, dont quit on a game.
BrainSturgeon: other then that, observe how others play and ask questions
itzanp: ok
BrainSturgeon: it seems simple but there are some wrinkles that you can only learn by playing others
itzanp: yeah, ive learned alot from playing with this one guy who was really helpful
Lionel-HutzX: tru
Lionel-HutzX: what was his name?
itzanp: using the base as a shortcut instead of crossing the river and such
itzanp: i forgot
itzanp: but he was a ET like alien
Lionel-HutzX: game says you last played in Oct '14
itzanp: yeah, its been a while :/
itzanp: if some1 dosent join in 5 minutes im voting yes to a bot
Lionel-HutzX: k
BrainSturgeon: k
BrainSturgeon: getting some breakfast, brb
itzanp: ok @brain
itzanp: it ould be a good idea to take off your ready mark @brain
itzanp: *would
BrainSturgeon: i dont want the game to fire if I am not here
itzanp: @brain nevermind i was looking at lionel
itzanp: i though u were lionel hut
Lionel-HutzX: k
Lionel-HutzX: brb in 2
kazztawdal visits
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scottybot2: Sell your own plots if you dare!
scottybot2: === kazztawdal Bot Reputation: Unknown (3) Bot Games: 3
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itzanp: welcome
kazztawdal: hio
itzanp: its one humanoid against three aliens
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Lionel-HutzX: r
Lionel-HutzX: kazz is back
itzanp: yes
kazztawdal: r
itzanp: finaly
Lionel-HutzX: bot:smurfcheck brainsturgeon
scottybot2: Possible Smurf:KingOfMule Games: 82 Bot Rep: 70
kazztawdal: gl
Lionel-HutzX: gl hf
itzanp: gl guys
BrainSturgeon: glhf
Round 1 of 12
Lionel-HutzX: magic number kazZ?
Lionel-HutzX: there ya go;]
itzanp: why is 972 magic?
kazztawdal: cuz if you spent 976, you have 24 bucks leftover, the wampus is worth 100 so you can't outfit a mule for food, you're a buck short
Lionel-HutzX: because you can catch the wampus and still make a food plot
itzanp: ?
itzanp: oh ok
BrainSturgeon: you want to be able to equip after buy, 972 is the tops you can pay to still do that
itzanp: as u can tell im a noob
itzanp: lol
kazztawdal: i just learned this yesterday, the hard way
kazztawdal: so it's cool
Lionel-HutzX: yes he did
BrainSturgeon: 1st land auction is random selection, each after is determined by rank in game
Lionel-HutzX: went 6 rounds without a plot outfitted;]
itzanp: ouch
kazztawdal: SHIT
Lionel-HutzX: bot:lastassay
scottybot2: No Crystite found
Lionel-HutzX: hey oj, you have 1 food
Lionel-HutzX: make it count!
kazztawdal: yah
Lionel-HutzX: prob had to sell an energy to get mule
Lionel-HutzX: have*
Lionel-HutzX: maybe youll get an event
Lionel-HutzX: round 1 fires mess things up
Round 2 of 12
BrainSturgeon: make him pay
itzanp: me?
BrainSturgeon: LH is gonna get tricky here and use a game bug
Lionel-HutzX: nah, no game bug
BrainSturgeon: he is selling land, which can be bought by us, then that will drop the land auction price 50%
BrainSturgeon: cant
kazztawdal: oh no
kazztawdal: oh man
BrainSturgeon: chance to get 2 or three plots in one turn if the game coopewrates
itzanp: i lost everything...
BrainSturgeon: strange tite map
itzanp: what?
BrainSturgeon: another thing to learn, crystite in plots maps a certain way. This one is looking strange
itzanp: tite?
itzanp: oh, ok
Round 3 of 12
BrainSturgeon: now LH buys the world
itzanp: is this the bug exploit?
kazztawdal: welp
kazztawdal: ruined
BrainSturgeon: ha, no auctions
Lionel-HutzX: but the price should be cheaper next time;]
Lionel-HutzX: that didnt help me
BrainSturgeon: ah, you still got it
BrainSturgeon: bot:smurfcheck3 lionel-hutzx
scottybot2: You need a Bot Reputation level of over 20 run a smurfcheck
BrainSturgeon: sweet, package!
kazztawdal: food on river man
kazztawdal: gogo
kazztawdal: gg
kazztawdal: dat package
BrainSturgeon: nice turn
Lionel-HutzX: no smurfs here
itzanp: thanks :)
Lionel-HutzX: same name for 1.5 years
itzanp: u were talking about me right?
BrainSturgeon: KOM is my father
Lionel-HutzX: oh ya?
BrainSturgeon: ya, you did yourself good
Lionel-HutzX: no you?
BrainSturgeon: same IP
Lionel-HutzX: no nrg kazz?
BrainSturgeon: Pa has a smurf, not me
Lionel-HutzX: food and nrg
Lionel-HutzX: gotcha
BrainSturgeon: sister has an account to but never plays
Lionel-HutzX: mule familiy
Round 4 of 12
BrainSturgeon: well ya
itzanp: lol mule family
BrainSturgeon: here comes the land-avalanche
itzanp: why..
Lionel-HutzX: awww
kazztawdal: he put one of his up for auction
itzanp: i know
kazztawdal: lo
itzanp: haaa
kazztawdal: lol
kazztawdal: yea
BrainSturgeon: no crystite in pub
kazztawdal: well anyway no droids in the cantina
itzanp: hows my technique so far
Lionel-HutzX: so far so good
kazztawdal: better than mine so far
itzanp: lol not really
kazztawdal: don't throw out any more mules and you'll beat me
BrainSturgeon: 'these are not the droids you are looking for.
itzanp: starwars?
Lionel-HutzX: that is correct
kazztawdal: yes the star wars
itzanp: lol i though i recognised that quote
BrainSturgeon: y'all doing well. basic rule is to take care if essentials first (food, energy), unless prices get very high
kazztawdal: the two thirty
kazztawdal: i was always just a few bucks short of mining
kazztawdal: i'm so annoyed at my first turn
itzanp: yeah baby... $$$
BrainSturgeon: my mtns got meteored
itzanp: im richer than lionel
BrainSturgeon: if there is a land auction next turn, buy $60 over what LH has for cash. it will prevent him from buying a 2nd auction
kazztawdal: ty for pity buy
itzanp: ok
Round 5 of 12
Lionel-HutzX: wasnt pity buy
Lionel-HutzX: i dont really do that
kazztawdal: you best crush lionel with that smithore dosh
kazztawdal: he wasn't pity buyin
kazztawdal: good
itzanp: damn
BrainSturgeon: now he buys
Lionel-HutzX: or......
itzanp: nope lol
BrainSturgeon: oh!!
itzanp: minimum
Lionel-HutzX: awwww
itzanp: HAHA
itzanp: sorry if im being an ass but, IN YO FACE
BrainSturgeon: what do I know
Lionel-HutzX: normally i would buy
Lionel-HutzX: so green was right
Lionel-HutzX: but hutz has other plans...
BrainSturgeon: hutz always has other plans
itzanp: u will learn to apreciate me princess (lionel the hut)
BrainSturgeon: (evil laugh)
BrainSturgeon: ore is still spiked, he will take advantage
kazztawdal: they took your care package
kazztawdal: oh man
kazztawdal: that's cold
itzanp: damn
itzanp: monopoly much?
BrainSturgeon: again, cover the basics unless prices are really good
kazztawdal: ain't no monopoly
BrainSturgeon: he is energy poor though
kazztawdal: the mountains are there for everyone
BrainSturgeon: i had mtns :<
itzanp: how much ore to make a mule?
kazztawdal: two
BrainSturgeon: bot:prices
Lionel-HutzX: 460
scottybot2: Smithore buy price $230 sell price $265, Crystite buy price $140 sell price $280, Food buy price $16 sell price $51, Energy buy price $12 sell price $47, Mule Price: mule now costs $460
kazztawdal: 12 mules incoming
Round 6 of 12
itzanp: great game so far guys.... starwars refrences and everything
BrainSturgeon: push him to pay
BrainSturgeon: he'll pay it
BrainSturgeon: +60, remember
itzanp: r u sure u wanna go down this road hut?
BrainSturgeon: again therte was not a 2nd auction but it is the wise play
Lionel-HutzX: ill be ok blue;]
BrainSturgeon: hutz will be eating burgers made from us at the end
Lionel-HutzX: ill take fries with that
itzanp: from our flesh?
itzanp: that isnt cheering me up in any way
BrainSturgeon: he'll eat your kidney with some flava beans
Lionel-HutzX: with a nice chianti?
itzanp: jokes on him spam bots dont have kidneys...
BrainSturgeon: <hanibalsound.wav
Lionel-HutzX: kazz with the production
BrainSturgeon: kazz will get the spleen
kazztawdal: mm mm
Lionel-HutzX: bot:evnts
Lionel-HutzX: bot:events
scottybot2: Event Time Line: (1) Fire ~ (2) Sunspot Activity ~ (3) Radiation ~ (4) Meteor Strike ~ (5) Sunspot Activity ~ (6) Acid Rain ~
scottybot2: Event Totals: Pirates (0/2) - Pests (0/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (2/3) - Meteor Strike (1/2) - Earthquake (0/3) - Fire (1/2) -
BrainSturgeon: at least hutz is riding 1st for all the neg events
Lionel-HutzX: taking it on chin for team
itzanp: yup
Lionel-HutzX: remember that;]
kazztawdal: brb for 2min after this auction
kazztawdal: ty, i'll r when return
scottybot2: Event Probabilites: Pirates(13.30%) Pests(20.00%) Radiation(6.67%) Acid Rain(20.00%) Sunspot Activity(6.67%) Meteor Strike(6.67%) Earthquake(20.00%) Fire(6.67%)
itzanp: energy crisis anyone?
BrainSturgeon: little more notice is appreciated
Lionel-HutzX: k, ima look up suicide girls
itzanp: r u srios?
Lionel-HutzX: they hot
BrainSturgeon: kazz on a break
itzanp: i mean holding up the game
itzanp: dammit
Lionel-HutzX: oh
Lionel-HutzX: yea, usually you give a round warning
BrainSturgeon: ya, usually you give more notice and ask if OK.
Lionel-HutzX: not an auction warning;]
itzanp: i might leave in a few. i wanna finish
itzanp: i dont want to abandon
kazztawdal: r
Lionel-HutzX: r
itzanp: hurrryyyy
Lionel-HutzX: rrr?
Round 7 of 12
Lionel-HutzX: fine
Lionel-HutzX: usually say R
BrainSturgeon: stay please, quitting will get you bad rep
itzanp: i knowwwww
BrainSturgeon: hutz wont beat you anymore
itzanp: thats why i cant afford any diddy dadling
kazztawdal: be sure when you start a mule that you've got 90 minutes
itzanp: i know
itzanp: im haviing family over and i dont want to be rude when they arive any minute now
BrainSturgeon: if they know mule they would understand
kazztawdal: tell em a funny story that takes 45 minutes
kazztawdal: the nation of brainsturgeea
itzanp: well they dont know mule
itzanp: yasss
BrainSturgeon: pull out the porn collection, that will keep them busy
BrainSturgeon: space
itzanp: uhhhh no
BrainSturgeon: ding dong?
BrainSturgeon: buy itz
itzanp: better sold cheap than spoiled
Round 8 of 12
itzanp: my keyboard got stuck..
Lionel-HutzX: ouch
itzanp: damn
itzanp: sh*t
kazztawdal: you seem distracted
itzanp: i was afk durring the sales
itzanp: of food at least
kazztawdal: BOO
kazztawdal: maybe
itzanp: lol no
BrainSturgeon: bot:events
scottybot2: Event Time Line: (1) Fire ~ (2) Sunspot Activity ~ (3) Radiation ~ (4) Meteor Strike ~ (5) Sunspot Activity ~ (6) Acid Rain ~ (7) Sunspot Activity ~ (8) Earthquake ~
scottybot2: Event Totals: Pirates (0/2) - Pests (0/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (3/3) - Meteor Strike (1/2) - Earthquake (1/3) - Fire (1/2) -
itzanp: buying that plot killed me
kazztawdal: you'll make it
itzanp: i hope so
Round 9 of 12
BrainSturgeon: run!
itzanp: olympics in three
itzanp: 2
itzanp: 1
itzanp: bat lizards are the worst
BrainSturgeon: itz, you need to fill plotsa
itzanp: yes or sell
itzanp: but hey, at least im energy efficient
Lionel-HutzX: blue, hold space at end of next round
Lionel-HutzX: to insure you get plot
itzanp: thanks jabba
itzanp: uh i mean lionel, please no kill me
Lionel-HutzX: ;]
BrainSturgeon: holding cash does not help in this game ITZ, gotta put your $$ to work
itzanp: i dont have cash thats the problem
Lionel-HutzX: green has oodles of tite
BrainSturgeon: also, put similar equipped plots together, helps prod
itzanp: thanks ill keep that in mind
itzanp: why
itzanp: i need mules u little truckers
BrainSturgeon: there were plenty rd 5 :)
itzanp: nrgy? anyone?
itzanp: i am the toyota prius of the colonies
Lionel-HutzX: ;]
Lionel-HutzX: remember
Lionel-HutzX: hold space to make sure you get that plot
kazztawdal: no you aren't
itzanp: ok
itzanp: little lying
Round 10 of 12
Lionel-HutzX: Pyranha
Lionel-HutzX: nice
itzanp: i mashed it like potatoes
BrainSturgeon: im the 1972 fiat of the colony
itzanp: (the space bar)
itzanp: diesel? @brain
BrainSturgeon: no diesel, just a hot mess
itzanp: see.. no more mules for me
kazztawdal: i am an environmentalist
BrainSturgeon: I drive a V8
kazztawdal: itz's story on this colony is really depressing
Lionel-HutzX: oj wins?
kazztawdal: MAYBE
kazztawdal: yaaaay
BrainSturgeon: you smurfcheck him yet hutz?
Lionel-HutzX: ive played him 3x
Lionel-HutzX: terrible each time
itzanp: who?
Lionel-HutzX: cept for now;]
kazztawdal: thank you
Lionel-HutzX: hes a learner!
BrainSturgeon: skillz
itzanp: im just here for the cookies
BrainSturgeon: I did it all for the cookie, the cookie, the cookie
Lionel-HutzX: thats good enough for me
BrainSturgeon: - Limp Bizcut
kazztawdal: ty for energy
itzanp: ty?
Round 11 of 12
kazztawdal: thank you
itzanp: whats ty?
BrainSturgeon: terible yodeling
itzanp: oh, im so stupid
Lionel-HutzX: kazz woulda paid more btw
Lionel-HutzX: btw = by the way
BrainSturgeon: ya, you could have waited for $300
itzanp: i know that
Lionel-HutzX: so, because of your bleeding heart kindness, you get a ty
kazztawdal: exactly
itzanp: what does idk mean? (i dont know) wowo nobody i ask knows
kazztawdal: you're a tool of the enterprise itz, you're being exploited and must demand your share
BrainSturgeon: you are being held down by the man, I just dont know whothe man is
kazztawdal: you can set up at least 3 mules on full food
kazztawdal: you can afford to
itzanp: im sorry, spam bots arent exactly programed to understand abreviations
kazztawdal: you have a gorgeous territory
BrainSturgeon: and ifyou group your energy plots you produce more
BrainSturgeon: space
kazztawdal: except the 3 rivers
kazztawdal: you eat dirt tonight lionel
Lionel-HutzX: bot:events
scottybot2: Event Time Line: (1) Fire ~ (2) Sunspot Activity ~ (3) Radiation ~ (4) Meteor Strike ~ (5) Sunspot Activity ~ (6) Acid Rain ~ (7) Sunspot Activity ~ (8) Earthquake ~ (9) Earthquake ~ (10) Acid Rain ~ (11) Pests ~
scottybot2: Event Totals: Pirates (0/2) - Pests (1/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (2/3) - Sunspot Activity (3/3) - Meteor Strike (1/2) - Earthquake (2/3) - Fire (1/2) -
BrainSturgeon: pirates coming :<
kazztawdal: pirates aren't coming!
kazztawdal: BELIEVE
kazztawdal: oh god
BrainSturgeon: 48 is like pirates
kazztawdal: just gotta hold on
kazztawdal: one more turn
BrainSturgeon: walmart tite
Lionel-HutzX: heh
kazztawdal: here's why i like 1 river plot
kazztawdal: maybe i'm wrong
Lionel-HutzX: ;]
Lionel-HutzX: do you know about 3 6 9 12?
kazztawdal: well how often does that go you rway
Round 12 of 12
itzanp: sorry
itzanp: money isnt everything so i win emotionaly
BrainSturgeon: were all winners in my book
kazztawdal: you have fine unspoiled prairies and tall proud mountains
kazztawdal: maybe you can have a national park
Lionel-HutzX: gga
BrainSturgeon: gga
itzanp: yes i am canada
BrainSturgeon: you beer sucks thn
itzanp: we are good, kind people..
itzanp: we have maple syrup
itzanp: and mooses
BrainSturgeon: and Tim Hortons
kazztawdal: gga.
itzanp: and grizzly bears
BrainSturgeon: and RUSH
kazztawdal: there ya go
itzanp: i give up
kazztawdal: now you won't be exploited anymore
kazztawdal: good work
kazztawdal: was i sitting on two highs
kazztawdal: allllll gaaaaaaaaaaame
kazztawdal: only for this to happen
kazztawdal: fuckin mall kiosk earrings out of my crystite, MEN DIED ON THIS PLANET
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scottybot2: Game Completed, Hosting Bot Will Start a New Game in 30 Seconds, Thanks for Playing.
scottybot2: kazztawdal Bot Reputation now: 4
scottybot2: itzanp Bot Reputation now: 1
scottybot2: BrainSturgeon Bot Reputation now: 11
scottybot2: Lionel-HutzX Bot Reputation now: 45
kazztawdal: gg
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