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Dyna visits

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scottybot2: === Dyna Bot Reputation: Unknown (5) Bot Games: 5

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MulesBalls: hi

Dyna: hi

MulesBalls: may i suggest not ever using dynadan again?

MulesBalls: 1 loss and you drop out of 5th in new ranking system

MulesBalls: that point value shit is touchy

Dyna: haha ya i noticed

MulesBalls: kick me when rdy man, ill be here for next 4hrs

Dyna: ok....i'm watching tv

MulesBalls: im 157th

MulesBalls: you 5th

kazztawdal visits

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scottybot2: === kazztawdal Bot Reputation: Unknown (2) Bot Games: 2

MulesBalls: i wouldnt even touch my mulesizeme alt

kazztawdal left the game

MulesBalls: 12th

MulesBalls: and i want to keep it there

Dyna: i always figured if i restarted i would do better...but the competition seems much more advanced

MulesBalls: ya, this was to me my 3rd and final account...my prized smurf....and now in last 6months its ruined

MulesBalls: everyone knows all the tricks, without luck or a noob feeding you bjs you have no chance

Dyna: lol

MulesBalls: why mrgood luvs his noobs, they seem to flock to his cock more than any other player in history

Dyna: lol

MulesBalls: plus he has a few personal fuck towels who help him out, you met cyber judas raph and atari?

MulesBalls: those are his personal bitches and they play him on the daily

MulesBalls: old pap with that 48%win ratio, hes the envy of the land

Dyna: lol very small land

Dyna: had my worst game ever last night against him

MulesBalls: these people drive me nuts, check me out now

MulesBalls: who pap?

MulesBalls: sorry "mrgood"

Dyna: had all 7 of my plots empty at round 6

Dyna: won first auction and then let my mule go by accident

MulesBalls: ive had 10rounds no plots filled and got 3rd lol

MulesBalls: oh shit

Dyna: haha 3rd

Dyna: didn't get a good event until like round 10

MulesBalls: once you drop mule after round 1 land buy you better prey for package

Dyna: even money would have helped

MulesBalls: ya ive had alot of those

Dyna: i;m never having one again

MulesBalls: i buy land, make food, then make ore round two and prey for 80$ ore

MulesBalls: and no fire

MulesBalls: if i drop that ore mule, may as well quit

Dyna: that was always my secret...don't risk losng and you will win more often

MulesBalls: i mean if there are 3 seasoned players they will not feed you

Dyna: no food and high priced mules

MulesBalls: ya, you are dead, if you drop that sol mule

MulesBalls: no cash and 3plots open aint good

MulesBalls: i even stopped buying round 1 to see a difference

Dyna: just so gruesome to wait 2 hours to get a game going and then spend it all just going into the pib

MulesBalls: but then some jackass gets package round 2 or 3 after rd 1 land buy

Dyna: err pub

MulesBalls: 2hr wait?

Dyna: package went to someone else at round 11

Dyna: i don't remember how long but it is always a long time

kazztawdal visits

MulesBalls: ya i oticed if package doesnt come for you when you have no food early on it comes round 11-12

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scottybot2: === kazztawdal Bot Reputation: Unknown (2) Bot Games: 2

Dyna: you were not around last night

kazztawdal joined the game in slot 4

Dyna: hi

kazztawdal: hi screw sleep who needs it

MulesBalls: \i took 2days off, just lurked

MulesBalls: kazz is new

MulesBalls: he learned mule off the nes version

Dyna: at least he choice the right race :)

Dyna: err chose

kazztawdal: when i was 6 i thought it was funny to make the NES voice chip go "green packer"

Dyna: wow nes version i never even knew it existed

MulesBalls: i need a longer body to help cut corners

kazztawdal: it's pretty cool but the rules are different i guess

kazztawdal: energy on mountains i hear

MulesBalls: ya its the worst one besides the mule clones

MulesBalls: i have cartridge

MulesBalls: it has voice

kazztawdal: well i'll always love it for nostalgic reasons

MulesBalls: it will welcome you and you can grow high nrg on mtn plots

MulesBalls: only diff

MulesBalls: easy wampus catch

Dyna: i bought a c64 copy i found in gaming store about 10 years ago

Dyna: too bad i had not had a c64 for about 30 years by then

MulesBalls: use an emulator man

kazztawdal: yea wampus spawns over and over

Dyna: err 20 years

MulesBalls: you can slow land grant to 50% speed

Dyna: i never could reliably catch wumus on C64

MulesBalls: i got like 10floppys with mule on it

MulesBalls: they still work

kazztawdal: sick

Dyna: haha nice

kazztawdal: so how can you predict people's rankings so well

MulesBalls: i caught wampus maybe once every 5games

Dyna: i did pick up a c128 a few years back but haven't tested it

MulesBalls: shit was to fast and you had to be right in mid of dot

MulesBalls: you can buy a c64 now1

MulesBalls: with windows 8 and 4000games

MulesBalls: its suped up

MulesBalls: came out 2yrs ago, i plan to get one this yr

Dyna: what do you mean predict?

Dyna: how much are they going for?

MulesBalls: me?

Dyna: in real money not the canadian stuff :P

MulesBalls: http://www.techhive.com/article/224722/new_commodore_64_is_finally_here_for_real.html

Dyna: i miss Mail Order Monsters

MulesBalls: i seen 1 for 800$

MulesBalls: futureshop

MulesBalls: i can use joy for this mule

MulesBalls: like an old c64 one i have packed away

MulesBalls: its gonna be sweet playing pm on it

Dyna: lol

Dyna: seems backwards somehow

MulesBalls: linux

MulesBalls: ones i saw had win8

Dyna: i wish i had found mule on a nes

Dyna: stratgey game on NES would have been so dope

MulesBalls: i never played mule on nes till 2002, i saw the cartridge at pawn shop and bought a nes with it

MulesBalls: im a sega guy

MulesBalls: i can play mule on my nintendo power pad

MulesBalls: it works

Dyna: herzoh zwei was my favorate genesis game

Dyna: err Herzog Zwei

MulesBalls: huh?

MulesBalls: why that game

Dyna: It was really effing good...way ahead of its time

MulesBalls: ive got every genesis game ever made now viza emulator...only 4gb of space for all of them

MulesBalls: ill try it

Dyna: super good 2 player

MulesBalls: out of this world and part 2 were different too

MulesBalls: and comix zone

Dyna: lots of fast paced strategy

Dyna: i remember being so amazed at out of this worlds grafix

MulesBalls: genesis was the best pound for pound for rpgs/action rpgs, and its controllers worked great for leaderboard on c64

Dyna: we should either start with bot or kick him

MulesBalls: it plugged right in and worked

Dyna: loved me some leaderboard

MulesBalls: remember the executive version needed a special lile white chip that wet in the back?

Dyna: genesis was a better machine than nintendo...just like amiga crushed PC's....neither one ended up winning

Dyna: ya i still have that chip haha

MulesBalls: it was a lile white square and it plugged in somewhere in the back and it allowed you to punch

Dyna: most evil copy protection ever

Dyna: my copy would not load without it

MulesBalls: it gave you a few more secret options though

MulesBalls: "punch

Dyna: the history of c64 copy protection would be an awesom research paper

MulesBalls: i have them all now, and i can save my game anywhere with emulator

MulesBalls: i even beat jumpman jr with this tactic

MulesBalls: saved before each level and never lost lives

Dyna: oh wow didn't know you could beat it

MulesBalls: emulation lets you beat imposible games

MulesBalls: ya 12lvls

Dyna: defender of the crown?

MulesBalls: the og jumpman was easy to beat

MulesBalls: ya i got that

Dyna: i thought it had like 1000 levels

MulesBalls: oh i beat the 3stooges too1

MulesBalls: free the orphans and married the chicks

MulesBalls: jumpman?

Dyna: i played that a lot...i seem to remember beating it originally as well

Dyna: ya i thought jumpman had tons of levels

MulesBalls: jumpman jr was tough, you had to play it all the way through, no choosing lvls

Dyna: i am probably getting jumpman and jumpman jr and the crazy space taxi game mixed up

MulesBalls: back in the day id make it to lvl 7, blackout

MulesBalls: then that lvl was so hard, i drew the map out

MulesBalls: but in 99 i got emulation and toadted it in 30mins

Dyna: are you watching "Halt and Catch Fire"?

MulesBalls: same with gianna sisters, lvl 20max, now i beat it

MulesBalls: lvl50

Dyna: if you aren't watching it you should be

MulesBalls: i never heard it

Dyna: it's on AMC...go out and pirate it

MulesBalls: a show?

Dyna: first season may be on netflix

Dyna: yeah

MulesBalls: i can find anything and download without netflix

Dyna: first season was about forst imb clone...second season is about c64 and birth of internet gaming

MulesBalls: nice

MulesBalls: ill find it

Dyna: it's a drama...but subject matter is awesome

MulesBalls: i never saw an ibm till 91

MulesBalls: and no1 i knew had a c64, just nes

Dyna: you are 37 years old

Dyna: 38?

Dyna: haha

MulesBalls: 40 in 17days

Dyna: damn way off

MulesBalls: most guys here who played mule on nes are 30ish

Dyna: i did most of my early gaming on an Odessey 2 and Atari 2600

MulesBalls: oh i met a few polish guys who had c64, they game me bomberjack for free on floppy

MulesBalls: i had intelevision, c64 then sms

MulesBalls: then genesis 89

Dyna: the NES was the 4th machine we got so it didn't quite get the love....especially when we got an Amiga

MulesBalls: i never had nes till 2002

Dyna: i so wanted an intellivision

MulesBalls: had to play other peoples or trade systems for a week

MulesBalls: ya my prized game was ad&d

Dyna: my best friend had a genesis so we played a lot of each

MulesBalls: and it had lile cards to slide into gamepad that was for that game only

Dyna: Smurfs!!

MulesBalls: intelevision

Dyna: was smurfs colecovision?

MulesBalls: not sure, but i played venture alot on coleco at my friends house

MulesBalls: that was so fun

MulesBalls: venture

Dyna: the machine you don't have is always more fun

MulesBalls: ya, id sleep over at a friends, and when family went to bed id wake up and play all damn night

MulesBalls: they wernt to touch it durning the night, i said fuck that and snuck down to basement and played

Dyna: haha

MulesBalls: when i got my own sms i left everyone alone

MulesBalls: wonderboy in monsterland was first, then alex kid and altered beast

MulesBalls: that sms was so under rated

MulesBalls: just as good as nes id say

Dyna: i agree it had some really good games

MulesBalls: rpgs were so sweet too

MulesBalls: \shinobe

Dyna: so different because it seemed marketed for Japanese

MulesBalls: games nes didnt have or the port sucked

MulesBalls: like nes double dragon cant touch sms or genesis version

Dyna: what about the turbo grafix?

MulesBalls: a friend had it

MulesBalls: it was sweet, not enough games

MulesBalls: i played bonk on it, it was so arcade like

MulesBalls: for back then

Dyna: genesis used amiga chipset i think

Dyna: sega was always ahead in performance and quality

MulesBalls: it had that megabite shit

MulesBalls: ya like bad dueds for nes was dumb

MulesBalls: they tried to copy so many arcade classics and failed

MulesBalls: gauntlet?

MulesBalls: they all sucked, c64 gauntlet ruled over it

Dyna: crap

MulesBalls: well gauntlet 2

Dyna: amiga ended up with best version

Dyna: but their hardware was way ahead of everyone

MulesBalls: nes ea hocky was always second rate to genesis versions too

MulesBalls: like the ice felt more like ice in genesis

MulesBalls: notic that?

Dyna: nes = mario and tetris and duckhunt...thats all they needed to win the console war...although metroid, contra, excitebike didn't hurt

MulesBalls: i only played amiga at school, shadow of the beast

Dyna: theres not one game that nes beat sega at

MulesBalls: what about that rpg, dragon somthing

Dyna: i have beat that game

MulesBalls: that was fun

Dyna: takes about 40 min to play through and you only get 1 life

Dyna: dragon wars? Drakkhen?

MulesBalls: nes prized rpg

MulesBalls: it had gold golems

MulesBalls: dragonsword?

Dyna: oh hmm

MulesBalls: dragon warrioer

MulesBalls: thats it

MulesBalls: nes onlt fun rpg to play

MulesBalls: metalgear was fun for nes

Dyna: I never could get into NES rpg's

MulesBalls: if you missed dragon warrior, you missed out

Dyna: no zelda for me

MulesBalls: check it on youtube

Dyna: ok

MulesBalls: ya i had another friend with link, so i played that all night till i beat it

MulesBalls: took 3days though

MulesBalls: never got to even play zelda till emulators came out

MulesBalls: snes zelda i beat back in 94 at aunts house

MulesBalls: i had to use other peoples systems for certain games

MulesBalls: they say that snes was best zelda evedr

Dyna: i still want to play an updated version of the game neuromancer

MulesBalls: prob is, you go back and play dragon warrior now...its boring...too much grinding for xp

MulesBalls: whats that?

Dyna: ya i tried bards tale again and it was not good

Dyna: neuromance was a sci-fi rpg/adventure game based on cyberpunk novel

Dyna: it was on c64, amiga, and NES

Dyna: although NES sucked as usual

Dyna: c64 versiopn was probably best

Dyna: way ahead of its time

Dyna: played a little like kings quest but so much better

MulesBalls: i never saw that till now

MulesBalls: so many fing c64games

MulesBalls: accolade comics was a great 1

MulesBalls: 6discs

MulesBalls: kind of like neuromance

MulesBalls: more choose your own adventure/action

MulesBalls: i remember my dad paying 80$ for a game for me for my bday

MulesBalls: c64

MulesBalls: the edilon

MulesBalls: fuckin awesome

MulesBalls: only ever got to round 2 though

MulesBalls: long game

MulesBalls: i tried to beat it via emulator but it crashes on second dragon

MulesBalls: and the last v8, lvl 2 max

MulesBalls: even with emulator

MulesBalls: tried slowing it to 10% speed

MulesBalls: fuckin hard

MulesBalls: drive you nuts

Dyna: hmm never played it i don't think

MulesBalls: the last v8 was only 12$ at woolco(wallmart)

MulesBalls: you can find a rom for it at lemonc64.com

Dyna: what is a v8?

MulesBalls: the last v8, a car

MulesBalls: post nuke car

Dyna: hmm there were some good ones like that

MulesBalls: me dad bro and sis could not beat lvl 2 wasted like 6months of my lfe on it

MulesBalls: alot you can find on youtube

MulesBalls: accolade comics has a video, some englichman playing

MulesBalls: thats a great game, havent beaten yet

Dyna: i seem to remember they wanted to do digital comics

MulesBalls: with that game you have to use all 10save slots cuz its choose own adventure style, so you may have to go back 3save spots to undo

kazztawdal: night all

MulesBalls: gn man

Dyna: night kazz

kazztawdal left the game

MulesBalls: still havent played 4humans on c64 mule, prob never will now

MulesBalls: me and my brother learned to play from ai

MulesBalls: 2player max

Dyna: so hard grouped around keyboard

Dyna: the guy who had the space bar had huge advantage

MulesBalls: they had adapter to add 2more ports

MulesBalls: no1 ever try that?

MulesBalls: some parts were rare to find i guess

Dyna: we always played 2 joyusticks and 2 on keyboard

MulesBalls: ya

MulesBalls: i swear there was a way to add 2ports for 4player

MulesBalls: at least ai never made piles of food/nrg, just ore ore ore

Dyna: maybe but hardware was hard to come by...software was free....so much piracy

Dyna: i don't really remember a commondore store

MulesBalls: ya me and my brother with some friends robbed the public school and got like 50floppys, when we went to my dads every second weekend we went through them all

Dyna: the only one i remember was in some guys basement

MulesBalls: and found mule and giana sisters

MulesBalls: and each disk had like 20games

Dyna: both good finds

MulesBalls: took forever

Dyna: how could they makes such great games with so little space and the games nowadays do so little and use so much

MulesBalls: ya, my tablet proves it

MulesBalls: i got sms emulator on it and the games take nothiong

MulesBalls: maybe the high graphics?

MulesBalls: i liked games for c64 that used full 8bit potential

Dyna: but gigs vs kb?

MulesBalls: genesis did that also

MulesBalls: ya its weird

MulesBalls: my first pc in 1999 had 4gbs

MulesBalls: and i had a load of shit on it

MulesBalls: ever beat impossible mission back in the day?

MulesBalls: i did it 4times

Dyna: i played a lot of unreal tournament on pc and dial up

MulesBalls: full 8bit used on that one

MulesBalls: only dialup i played was HOMM 2-3

MulesBalls: multip[layer

MulesBalls: it was so hard playing actual people

MulesBalls: heros of might and magic 1,2,3,4,5 were the best

MulesBalls: i got all of them plus every expansion

Dyna: i play a ton of that as well

MulesBalls: knock a full yr off muy life in total time for those

MulesBalls: i havent played part 5 for 3yrs now

Dyna: i have played homm as recently as a year ago

MulesBalls: wow

Dyna: homm 3 was best i think

MulesBalls: online still?

Dyna: play mostly against a buddy

MulesBalls: 3/shadows was best

MulesBalls: arm blade was just ok

MulesBalls: what about the 4 expansions for 3?

Dyna: multiplayer takes a lot of patience though

MulesBalls: u got them?

MulesBalls: they were all different with super heros in em

Dyna: i think i got them all...but it is on my laptop that is in the shop

MulesBalls: like elemental castle

MulesBalls: there was an underwold one and a elf one

Dyna: i don't have homm4, but i have 5 and 6

MulesBalls: man 4 was the best i say

MulesBalls: fuckin sea monsters

MulesBalls: my fav

Dyna: i have the latest on steam

MulesBalls: and you could use your heros to fight in the battle as a slot

MulesBalls: steam has it?

MulesBalls: wtf?

Dyna: i thought 4 always got worst reviews

MulesBalls: i hace the cdroms and part 5 was hacked for me

MulesBalls: u needed a key

Dyna: a new one came out about 2 years ago

MulesBalls: whaaaat?

MulesBalls: fuckin planetmule killing my shit here

Dyna: i have that on steam...rest i either pirated or have from GoG

MulesBalls: i got kingdom rush on steam you want to trade?

Dyna: i don't think you can trade like that

MulesBalls: oh

MulesBalls: u can sell still?

MulesBalls: how much for homm 6?

Dyna: not sure

Dyna: it was too much

MulesBalls: 5was way diff from 4

Dyna: wait for sale will be cheap for you

MulesBalls: not for me it wont be

MulesBalls: ill check

Dyna: i payed 60

Dyna: opening day

Dyna: was a little dissappointed

MulesBalls: 30cnd

MulesBalls: i can do 30$

Dyna: multiplayer still did not have good solution to waiting through others turns...although they did seem to have simultaneous turns for a while

MulesBalls: looks like they didnt bring back the active hero though

MulesBalls: why part 4 was the best

Dyna: hero does play a turn

MulesBalls: on the field?

Dyna: but can't die

MulesBalls: i see images where its behind army on a horse

MulesBalls: oldschool

MulesBalls: ya u can use spells and shit but not actually fight

Dyna: can cast or attack and has a few other options

MulesBalls: in 4 you can have up to 7heros fight, but each hero takes up a slot

MulesBalls: so use 3strong heros and res 4 slots army

MulesBalls: you got to get 4

MulesBalls: some monsters in it never came back in part 5

Dyna: i think it is probably 5 bux on gog

MulesBalls: gog?

MulesBalls: i played part 4 online back in 03

Dyna: good old games

Dyna: steam alternative with no drm

MulesBalls: they let you buy and dl expansions too?'

Dyna: ya

MulesBalls: planetmule has taken up all my time past 5yrs

MulesBalls: fuckin missing everything

Dyna: good place for retro games

MulesBalls: ya they have homm 3 "complete"

MulesBalls: thats like 7expansions!

MulesBalls: fuck man im quitting mule for awhile

MulesBalls: homm6 first

Dyna: i have 5 and 6 on stean

MulesBalls: starting tomorrow after i hit the bank

Dyna: err steam

MulesBalls: i have 5 but it needs you to mount it and its a whole hassle, id rather buy

Dyna: have you played kings bounty?

MulesBalls: on facebook

MulesBalls: ya

MulesBalls: hard

MulesBalls: and on dos

Dyna: thats another great one to get on a stean sake

Dyna: err sale

MulesBalls: it came free with my homm 1 disk back in 98

MulesBalls: is it the kings bounty from facbook?

MulesBalls: ill check

Dyna: no thats a copy

Dyna: its a series as old as homm

Dyna: very similar

MulesBalls: um the legionsd is on facebook

MulesBalls: first 1

Dyna: many many seuqels, version,s and expansions

MulesBalls: i got as far as i could get and no more lands to explore

MulesBalls: why is legions on facebook and not the others

MulesBalls: guess ill have to play all to find out

Dyna: it can't be real version

Dyna: real versions are deep

Dyna: so much game time

MulesBalls: k legions has diamonds, how would you accire those?

MulesBalls: in facebook you need cash to buy make the best weapons

Dyna: i don't know

MulesBalls: and it has pvp but how if you just play the steam version?

MulesBalls: you never played legions?

Dyna: nope...don't play many facebook games

MulesBalls: it says pvp on steam version too though

MulesBalls: how?

MulesBalls: people on steam you fight>?

Dyna: i think it has mutiplayer

MulesBalls: it would have to

MulesBalls: the one before it came out 2008

Dyna: not sure how it does servers it may be peer to peer

MulesBalls: does steam have in game purchases?/

MulesBalls: how to make weapons with out diamonds

Dyna: ya in some games

MulesBalls: wow thes all look good

MulesBalls: they look better than legions the newest 1

MulesBalls: u ride horse in the older ones

Dyna: they are really really top notch if you are a homm fan

MulesBalls: man i got alot of work to do, ill start at the first one

MulesBalls: mule is out for me

MulesBalls: ive been playing td games on my tablet and all beat

MulesBalls: guess i wont see anyone for awhile now

Dyna: i like td but hard to find good ones

MulesBalls: so if anyone asks you can tell them you opened your big mouth....not that they will miss being beaten by a pothead

MulesBalls: i play goblin defenders 2, kingdom rush 1,2,3 are best, star wars galactic defender, pirates TD,clash of atlantis,alien creeps, combat TD....those are the besbest imo

MulesBalls: now im off to play old kings bountys

MulesBalls: have a good night man

Dyna: seeya man

Dyna: have fun

Dyna: enjoy!!!

AlpenCactus visits

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scottybot2: === AlpenCactus Bot Reputation: A+ (60) Bot Games: 102

Dyna: hi

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AlpenCactus: wow, still here?

AlpenCactus: bot:kick2

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Dyna: if we sit here they will come

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AlpenCactus: lol

AlpenCactus: eventually ..... yes

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Dyna: me and Balls been chatting last few hours

AlpenCactus joined the game in slot 3

Dyna: retro gaming and shiz

AlpenCactus: a ha

Dyna: we bot played a lot of heroes of might and magic

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MulesBalls: im taking a long break from mule, i got 4 kings bounty games and 1 homm 6 to beat

AlpenCactus: bot:kick2

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MulesBalls: so say goodnight to the bad guy

MulesBalls: gn

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AlpenCactus: now he leaves ...

AlpenCactus: dyna -- you said you play offworld trading, right?

Dyna: yup

AlpenCactus: what do you think?

Dyna: i play it a lot...abut 200 games i think

Dyna: it is close to being really good

Dyna: missing a little bit of a fun factor

AlpenCactus: seems pricey, though

Dyna: i think they need more random global elements

AlpenCactus: is there no way to to a test run?

AlpenCactus: i suppose you can get a refund, but still

Dyna: it is pricey :(

Dyna: suffer from small community at the moment

AlpenCactus: apparently they had a sale not too long ago

Dyna: but compared to mule community is huge haha

AlpenCactus: but yeah, you'd think they'd want to increase user base

Dyna: going to be a nich game anyway

Dyna: i think 25 would be better price point

Dyna: but compared to civ beyone earth its way better

AlpenCactus: i'd rather see ads once in awhile and play for free : )

Dyna: i normally have buyers remorse but did not for offworld

AlpenCactus: apparently founding members got a good deal -- were you one?

Dyna: once i hit $.25/hour the price doesn't bother me

Dyna: no i just payed 40

AlpenCactus: well, that's one way to look at it ; )

Dyna: but have 200+ hours into it

AlpenCactus: i would like to try it out, but i think i'll wait for a better deal

Dyna: it will be a different game...they change it quite frequently

AlpenCactus: well, with only 2 of us, the odds of a game are remote for at least a couple of hours

Dyna: there will be another steam sale

AlpenCactus: you know when?

Dyna: ya just here killing time while i watch tv

AlpenCactus: where are you located?

Dyna: no they won't announce, but it will come sometime

Dyna: salt lake city

AlpenCactus: ah, a night owl you are

Dyna: nocturnal by nature

Dyna: rave king turned online poker player heh

AlpenCactus: nice

AlpenCactus: you can often find a game here around midnight your time

AlpenCactus: but later is pretty rare

Dyna: i used to play every night with mrgood and mulesballs ab out 5 years ago.... we would play all night until about now

AlpenCactus: i often come on between 10 and 11A your time

Dyna: now mrgood seems to go to bed early and mules just talks hehe

AlpenCactus: yeah, i played quite a few with that pair as well

AlpenCactus: i started a little over a year ago

AlpenCactus: mb, good, and hutz were pretty regular

Dyna: i think i messed up the graveyard games by quitting

AlpenCactus: did there used to be more players back then?

Dyna: had my first kid and ran out of time...

Dyna: not really....4 or 5 in the world at this time

Dyna: but thats better than 2 or 3 haha

AlpenCactus: yes, much!

Dyna: brad, rhodan, etc would show up in the morning

AlpenCactus: yeah, that still happens

AlpenCactus: not brad so much lately

AlpenCactus: it amazes me how some of those guys never seem to tire of the game

Dyna: i love mule, but it gets to be a solved game at some point

AlpenCactus: rho has an amazing flair and feel for it

Dyna: but anyone can still win any given game

AlpenCactus: he knows the workings better than anyone and calculates well

Dyna: he makes very few mistakes

Dyna: he always liked to tell people how to play though ...at least thats what i remember

AlpenCactus: good doesn't seem as analytical, but just plays very solidly

AlpenCactus: yeah, rho will criticize

AlpenCactus: i find that helpful

AlpenCactus: i've learned quite a few tips that way

Dyna: mr good has played so many games....he had so many games on Rodz and Zdor as well

AlpenCactus: did he play before rodz?

AlpenCactus: rodz seems to have too good stats for a beginner

Dyna: not sure thats they same time i played wth him

Dyna: that was before people started making smurfs

Dyna: it all started with the stupid rating points/discussion

AlpenCactus: did you play before they started having ore spoil?

Dyna: i think i always played it spoiled at 50....but maybe i am wrong

AlpenCactus: i saw in the beginning players racked up massive point totals by hoarding hundreds of ore units and spiking

Dyna: i quit over 4 years ago and i played pretty religiously for about 18 months after they banned online poker in US

AlpenCactus: what changed in the States -- is it ok now?

Dyna: still against the law except for a couple of states where you have to play against people in same state

Dyna: i live in utah so doubtful it will be legal here again

Dyna: unless they legalize nationally

Dyna: which they won;t

AlpenCactus: not likely to see that

AlpenCactus: more likely to take it away from the natives

Dyna: ya....they took my job! haha

Dyna: its ok it was really bad for my life

AlpenCactus: well, you're not too far from nevada ; )

Dyna: and i was someone who made a living from it

Dyna: i hate to see how bad it was for most peoples lives

Dyna: ya vegas was always like a vacation from poker

Dyna: they only let you play 1 table at a time

Dyna: since i usually played on 8 tables for 12 hours each day it was really boring

AlpenCactus: wow!

AlpenCactus: can't imagine

Dyna: a lot of it was about getting rake back

Dyna: a small percentage of the money you paid in rake back

AlpenCactus: what's that?

Dyna: if you were playing optimum strategy and played huge volumes you could grind quite a lot of money

Dyna: rake is the portion of the pot that the house gets for running the game

AlpenCactus: so, you don't try to read the players when playing online?

AlpenCactus: just the odds

Dyna: affiliates would sign people up to sites and then pay them a percentage of their rake back to them each month

Dyna: well it gets pretty complicated

Dyna: eventually there was a bunch of poker tracking software

Dyna: that recorded every hand you have every played or seen against every player

Dyna: so you could see in real time what a players percentage to do certain actions at certain times

AlpenCactus: i used to keep player notes on pokerstars

AlpenCactus: came in handy once in awhile

AlpenCactus: i only played free games

Dyna: i had a several million hand data base on poker tracker

Dyna: plus there are a bunch of common online tells you see commonly as well

AlpenCactus: do you use that to look for bluffing?

Dyna: but as the years went by, a lot more players were pros

Dyna: too easy for the non pros to go broke

Dyna: ya you mostly just use the numbers to help inform your decisions

Dyna: i was against it

Dyna: but if you weren;t using poker tracker you were at a big disadvantage

AlpenCactus: what kind of info did it mine?

Dyna: percentage of hands played, 3 bet percentage, river bet percentage, really everything you can think of...it then also organized it into a profile...Loosa agressive, rock, fish, passive agressive

Dyna: in the end though you ended up playing about 80% of the same people everyday each playing 4 - 16 tables

Dyna: wasn;t too hard to know how everyone was playing

Dyna: the trick ws always how to exploit that without going broke

Dyna: game constantly evolved

AlpenCactus: lots of head games

Dyna: lots

Dyna: key quality was patience

Dyna: and the ability to lose 1000's and not go on to lose 10'000's

Dyna: which is much more difficult than you might think

AlpenCactus: that would be tough with a family

Dyna: i see those tv pros tilt off all the time

Dyna: i loved it when the internet guys started playing with the old school pros and ripped them apart

Dyna: the game had evolved so far beyond what live poker was capable of

AlpenCactus: have you played in the WSOP Main Event?

Dyna: been to the wsop a few time but never played an event...only played cash games....so many bad players in vegas during tourney time

Dyna: vegas is filled with the worst players in the world at all times though

AlpenCactus: lol

Dyna: but it did start getting harder when they shut down onlone poker and everyone had to quit, move to vegas or move out of the country

AlpenCactus: is online poker truly shut down now?

Dyna: my thing was always bank roll managment

Dyna: my wife was always patiently waiting for me to go broke so i would get a real job

AlpenCactus: nice

Dyna: ya online is done except nevada can play peeps in nevada

AlpenCactus: so you have a real job now?

AlpenCactus: : )

Dyna: everything i won in poker came from an initial $2 buy in

Dyna: started a business...i was never a real job kind of guy

AlpenCactus: well, i can see where poker skills would come in handy here

Dyna: first day i made $37 playing $2 sit n go's

AlpenCactus: with the quick calculations and player reading

Dyna: 2nd day made $50...just kind of kept going

AlpenCactus: yeah, that WOULD be encouraging

AlpenCactus: i lived in Reno for a few years

Dyna: helped cure my evercrack addiction

Dyna: reno is an awesom town

AlpenCactus: worst thing was always winning something the first time i played

Dyna: bowling stadium is there!

Dyna: i was born in Ely, NV

AlpenCactus: yeah, been through there a couple of times

Dyna: don't blink haha

AlpenCactus: pretty remote ; )

Dyna: thank god we moved when i was young

Dyna: my dad started forst company in reno

AlpenCactus: but didn't live there?

Dyna: ya he lived there with my mom before i was born

AlpenCactus: i was there for grad school in the early 90s

AlpenCactus: not a bad place to live, i think

Dyna: so anyway...proper bankroll mangement wouldn't let me play the WSOP until i had disposable poker bankroll of 1 Million

Dyna: that didn't happen

AlpenCactus: buy in's only 10k though, isn't it?

Dyna: i made a comfy 20 - 30k in my boxers in my basement...but in the end it was a waste of time

Dyna: really should never be playing with more than 1 or 2% buy in....easy to lose 40 in a row without cashing

AlpenCactus: well, with kids, it's good to be engaged in the world

Dyna: ya

Dyna: theres a saying that poker is a tough way to make an easy living

AlpenCactus: i could imagine

Dyna: i could have probably made about 50k a year in vegas, but would have had to live a degenerate lifestyle

AlpenCactus: could also be an easy way to make a tough living

Dyna: i love vegas but would never want to live there

AlpenCactus: seems were not going to get any takers here

AlpenCactus: i'm going to cut out for awhile

Dyna: the numbers don't sound that big but it is only playing $1/$2 online or $2/$5 in vegas

Dyna: alright man see ya another time

AlpenCactus: catch you later

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Round 1 of 12

Round 2 of 12

Agitator: shit !!

keeftea: thats 2

keeftea: 30 secs for coffe pour at brk plse

keeftea: ty

keeftea: r

matti_a: r

Rhodan: r

Agitator: r

Round 3 of 12

Round 4 of 12

Round 5 of 12

matti_a: bot:playerevents

scottybot2: Event Time Line: (3) Charity [Rhodan ] ~ (3) Relative Died [Agitator ] ~ (4) Mule Lost Bolt [matti_a ] ~ (4) Stop Worm Infestation [Agitator ] ~ (5) Mischievous Elves [Agitator ] ~ (5) Extra Plot [Rhodan ] ~

Round 6 of 12

keeftea: bot:lastauction

scottybot2: Last Auction: Agitator bought the plot for $1984

scottybot2: Event Probabilites: Pirates(6.67%) Pests(20.00%) Radiation(13.30%) Acid Rain(6.67%) Sunspot Activity(20.00%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(13.30%) Fire(6.67%)

Round 7 of 12

Agitator: bot:events

scottybot2: Event Time Line: (1) Pirates ~ (2) Acid Rain ~ (3) Earthquake ~ (4) Fire ~ (5) Acid Rain ~ (6) Earthquake ~

scottybot2: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (0/3) - Radiation (0/2) - Acid Rain (2/3) - Sunspot Activity (0/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (2/3) - Fire (1/2) -

Agitator: bot:lastauction

scottybot2: Last Auction: Rhodan bought the plot for $2032

keeftea: bot:probs

scottybot2: Event Probabilites: Pirates(7.14%) Pests(21.40%) Radiation(14.30%) Acid Rain(7.14%) Sunspot Activity(21.40%) Meteor Strike(14.30%) Earthquake(7.14%) Fire(7.14%)

Round 8 of 12

Rhodan: bot:events

scottybot2: Event Time Line: (1) Pirates ~ (2) Acid Rain ~ (3) Earthquake ~ (4) Fire ~ (5) Acid Rain ~ (6) Earthquake ~ (7) Sunspot Activity ~ (8) Pests ~

scottybot2: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (1/3) - Radiation (0/2) - Acid Rain (2/3) - Sunspot Activity (1/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (2/3) - Fire (1/2) -

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Round 11 of 12

Round 12 of 12

keeftea: gg rho

Rhodan: gg

Agitator: gge

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