You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.
Only 2 computer players are allowed.
00se7en joined the game in slot 1
BeepBoop visits
BeepBoop joined the game in slot 2
mike.sisson visits
Captain Carrot visits
mike.sisson joined the game in slot 3
mike.sisson: I win
Captain Carrot joined the game in slot 4
Captain Carrot: hells yeah
00se7en: let's do it!!!!
BeepBoop: this rocks
BeepBoop: so damn excited
mike.sisson: Giants sure be stomping the skins
Captain Carrot: i think the term is "geeked"
00se7en: who's winning?
Round 1 of 12
BeepBoop: yes - geeked oh god what have you guys done to me
mike.sisson: Giants 38 - 6
00se7en: kinda like what I'm gonna do to all yalls
Captain Carrot: I'm winning
mike.sisson: I must be 2nd then
Captain Carrot: this looks like a sisson game - all food plots taken
BeepBoop: yes indeed
mike.sisson: hax !
Captain Carrot: yep
BeepBoop: I saw im cheat
Captain Carrot: hax?
00se7en: that's code for "good job"
Captain Carrot: press space to catch hi
Captain Carrot: m
mike.sisson: cheats with teh wampus both fo you !
Captain Carrot: bobby looks like a creature from Alien
BeepBoop: yes very creepy
Captain Carrot: dear god
00se7en: or one of those imperial sportsters from Jedi
00se7en: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
00se7en: I like how the production sound is the same
Captain Carrot: beep cheated
BeepBoop: Jon looks like one of those bouncy balls that you sit on and bounce
mike.sisson: not synchronized again it says
00se7en: VCN being slow
00se7en: :)
mike.sisson: if was the case, Beep would be in sync with yours
00se7en: All my viruses trying to update at once
mike.sisson: could be
Captain Carrot: there's way more chat here than last game I played
00se7en: scardy cats
mike.sisson: the not sync'd issue is probably because my pc is blazing fast quad core !!!!
mike.sisson: you all cant keep up ;-)
00se7en: Mine's got hyperthreading so suck on that
BeepBoop: Mike -don't start - my muck boots are off
mike.sisson: < intel core 2 quad ftw
Round 2 of 12
Captain Carrot: mine says nothing about not being synched
mike.sisson: it was an error message in the chat window
Captain Carrot: yeah, there was one last game but I never saw it this time
mike.sisson: who knows what it really means for sure even, if it affects anything.. maybe it's like " the game is 1 milisecond out of sync " who knows
mike.sisson: get that wampus dance on !
00se7en: It helps attract him
Captain Carrot: aww
Captain Carrot: we never have to actually hang out again now that we have this
mike.sisson: LOL
00se7en: lol
BeepBoop: YAY!!!
BeepBoop: oh I mean - how sad
00se7en: I lol'd quieter
00se7en: it was just a chuckle
mike.sisson: less bruises for Beep when she loses wrestling in between turns in the game
00se7en: less wip marks from controller cables
BeepBoop: less of you guys breaking things in my house
Captain Carrot: LOL
00se7en: not "no" whip marks, just "less"
Captain Carrot: i mean, I don't know what you're talking about
Captain Carrot: cheaters
Captain Carrot: ah, there's the not synched message
mike.sisson: pirate ship is advanced in this game ! sweet
mike.sisson: they musta got rich off years of crystite plundering
00se7en: yeah, they upgraded from the red one
Captain Carrot: is this your first game, Bobby?
BeepBoop: being greedy huh carrot
mike.sisson: first full game yes
mike.sisson: played for 1 round against computers last night to esnure game functioned
mike.sisson: oh crap , jumped the gun
Captain Carrot: the old pirate ship was coal powered, apparently. The new one has warp drive
mike.sisson: njo I gets spoilage
00se7en: i's more green
mike.sisson: I gets typos too
Captain Carrot: lol
BeepBoop: lmao - literally
00se7en: ---and farting too
Captain Carrot: eh... what?
Captain Carrot: good thing we're not hanging out together
00se7en: carrot is top tummy
Captain Carrot: having no arms helps
Round 3 of 12
mike.sisson: damn you
BeepBoop: oops
mike.sisson: lol :P
00se7en: oh snap!
Captain Carrot: i keep pressing space bar for no reason
Captain Carrot: fools
00se7en: lol.. just like a real auction
BeepBoop: oh shit
Captain Carrot: almost
00se7en: 500 -- no wait 350 -- no 654
Captain Carrot: can you imagine a real auction like that?!
Captain Carrot: ROFLMAO WSMN
00se7en: ooooooooo!
mike.sisson: I placed a voodoo hex on that crystite plot, just so you know. mule will go crazy every other month ;-)
Captain Carrot: awwwwww
00se7en: no drink for you!
BeepBoop: I want to do to that Auction
Captain Carrot: so beep and boop are in the same house on different computers playing the same game... ah the modern family
BeepBoop: go to
BeepBoop: the modern nerds
00se7en: ha ha bitches
Captain Carrot: <dancing>
BeepBoop: don't be jealous - you wish you had a naked girl playing mule next to you
Captain Carrot: so does he
BeepBoop: bitch\
Captain Carrot: big spender
00se7en: takes money to make money
00se7en: what's the "?" mean
BeepBoop: Michael - why is there a question mark on the plot I stole from you
Captain Carrot: not anymore
BeepBoop: oh now it's ok
mike.sisson: the one you stole from me is the one you did crystite on
Captain Carrot: it means you didn't assay it first
00se7en: I think it's unknoen production value
mike.sisson: er the other I mean , by river
Captain Carrot: good speling
00se7en: hang on to something!
Captain Carrot: booo
BeepBoop: I have $14
Captain Carrot: stop messing about!
mike.sisson: lol
00se7en: beep qulifies for unemployment
mike.sisson: $14 .. lol
mike.sisson: food stamps time
Captain Carrot: i have sufficient units
BeepBoop: that's not what she said
Captain Carrot: har
Captain Carrot: har
BeepBoop: har
Captain Carrot: ho
00se7en: I think I'll suggest to the programmers that the dahed lline segments be offset instead of lining up
Captain Carrot: <dancing>
Round 4 of 12
Captain Carrot: the dahed lline segments?
00se7en: in the auction - the dashed lines
BeepBoop: it's mine
Captain Carrot: good thing you bastards cranked the last price up
00se7en: weeding out the rifraf
Captain Carrot: f off
mike.sisson: lol
BeepBoop: serves the blob right
mike.sisson: rich boy needed to get a fine of some sort anyway
00se7en: that's gonna give the stomach an ulcer
00se7en: yay
mike.sisson: daredevil he is
Captain Carrot: cheating sunovabitch
Captain Carrot: ha fifty bucks wasted
mike.sisson: mule transfers works same as original game ?
Captain Carrot: yep
Captain Carrot: if you take a mule outfitted for food and re-outfit it for energy it only charges you the extra 25 money units
Captain Carrot: errr
00se7en: yup the ? is unknown production value... like light grey in the original
Captain Carrot: oh... no money. I forgot
00se7en: out begging on the streets I see
mike.sisson: wampus could smell the poorness and hid better
Captain Carrot: you could call it "begging" I'd call it whoring
BeepBoop: i'm giving you all the finger
Warning: Game is not synchronized with BeepBoop
Captain Carrot: lol - smell the poorness
Captain Carrot: CURSE!
BeepBoop: hahahaha
Captain Carrot: all the money in the world's no good if I can't eat!
00se7en: my crystite plot was 500 bucks well spent
Captain Carrot: grumble grumble
Captain Carrot: quit messing around
00se7en: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Captain Carrot: he he he
Captain Carrot: take that!
Captain Carrot: market price
Captain Carrot: what!?
00se7en: buying mine from overseas then
mike.sisson: < wins
Round 5 of 12
Captain Carrot: yes, is less than wins
00se7en: wamus shows up during the land grant too!
Captain Carrot: is that the wampus's brother?
00se7en: Looks like some mules have been sneaking the hay out of the barn
Captain Carrot: i like that touch
BeepBoop: Jon - you look like a
Captain Carrot: bobby's the hunting fool
mike.sisson: = wins
BeepBoop: Huge chicken leg in a set of bibs
mike.sisson: to correct my math symbol error before
Captain Carrot: Beep has us confused again
Captain Carrot: i'm the fat blob
mike.sisson: I'm the cool leggite
BeepBoop: yes - but when we go to auction look closer - it's and upside down chicken leg with bigs
BeepBoop: The fat blob does
00se7en: mules are gettin scarce
mike.sisson: need to sell more smithore I guess for the mule issue huh
00se7en: sneaky with the tiptoeing
Captain Carrot: probably. $330 a mule is quite high
00se7en: ouch
mike.sisson: sheesh
Captain Carrot: crap holes
00se7en: power failure on my block
Captain Carrot: good
Captain Carrot: aw yeah
Captain Carrot: you mean I look like a drumstick with the bone pulled out?
BeepBoop: sure why not
00se7en: I just noticed that I didn't lose the plot when the meteor landed
mike.sisson: you lost the mule I am sure
00se7en: i guess that's right.
mike.sisson: pretty sure we never lost plot ownership in the original, just mule obliteration
Captain Carrot: that's why I said crap holes - because you kept the plot
Captain Carrot: yeah, I think that's right
Captain Carrot: shit yeah!
BeepBoop: hells bells - look who isn't in last
Round 6 of 12
Captain Carrot: i keep pressing spacebar to speed along the action but it does nothing
00se7en: yes
Captain Carrot: mountain wampus is hard to spot
00se7en: mules are 'spensive
Captain Carrot: heavens yes
00se7en: must be all them new OSHA requirements
Captain Carrot: taxes
00se7en: lucky me
Captain Carrot: why is there no pub gambling music?
mike.sisson: I like how it shows the store quantities at bottom right, but yeah need to have pub music !
mike.sisson: wtf
Captain Carrot: eh, what?
00se7en: ABBA wasn't available
mike.sisson: 2 plots you got meteor now ?
00se7en: sneaky meteor
00se7en: maybe that's a sinkhole
Captain Carrot: maybe that's a bunch of crap
00se7en: maybe thats a bug
Captain Carrot: game over
mike.sisson: Giants 45 - 12 present score
BeepBoop: maybe that chicken leg looking thing is making me kinda hungry
mike.sisson: 45-12 final
Captain Carrot: close game
Captain Carrot: someone's at the door
00se7en: i made an energy plot bu alas
Captain Carrot: bu alas is french for Oh shit
00se7en: and but arse is british
Captain Carrot: smokin' y'all
Round 7 of 12
00se7en: wtf jew
mike.sisson: enjoy :)
Captain Carrot: i see
00se7en: pricing out of the market eh
mike.sisson: tied ! damnit
BeepBoop: wow
Captain Carrot: you know, if you'd just leave the price at 200 to start, then battle, you'd get it cheapers
00se7en: yes but where's the fun in that
00se7en: have you seen bigdeal.com
Captain Carrot: no
00se7en: new auction site. kinda interesting
Captain Carrot: oh yeah?
Captain Carrot: mules are still effing expensive
00se7en: all bids start at $0. you buy bid credits. each bid ads some to the price as well as time to the clock
Captain Carrot: interesting...
Captain Carrot: I'm assuming that my plot neighboring the meteor will still have good crystite. Assuming that was an actual meteot
00se7en: I'm not sure that plot has crystite
00se7en: n/m i gues it does
Captain Carrot: you can press space to skip the production
00se7en: i see that
00se7en: maybe I'll consider it in the future
Captain Carrot: i can't type fast enough
mike.sisson: somebody has too much money
Captain Carrot: i would think the price of mules would drop
00se7en: whew
00se7en: damn mule corporations fixing the price
Captain Carrot: hedging their bets
mike.sisson: it may also be based on the price the store had to buy the smithore ?
Captain Carrot: I think so - probably a running average of smithore cost
00se7en: makes sense
00se7en: damn
mike.sisson: lol
Captain Carrot: energy is getting expensive
00se7en: now how much would you pay... don't answer yet
Captain Carrot: we'll see
00se7en: just look what else you get
Round 8 of 12
00se7en: that's more like a real auction
00se7en: ha ha you are "captian carr"
00se7en: wow
Captain Carrot: poo
mike.sisson: lol 1 pixel off maybe
Captain Carrot: one pixel
00se7en: last call means last call bitch
Captain Carrot: damn
Captain Carrot: apparently so
Captain Carrot: you guys look like a turtle on the legs of an office chair
mike.sisson: yeah
BeepBoop: mayeb so - but you look like a chicken leg
Captain Carrot: so the graphics are a little better than the original MULE
mike.sisson: hahaha
00se7en: voodoo curse
BeepBoop: hahaha
00se7en: just a couple of plots off
00se7en: what's with the power on my 2nd metoer plot?
Captain Carrot: you still get to see final production
mike.sisson: I like the power failure issue on that max crystite plot !
Captain Carrot: does that sometimes - not sure why
00se7en: MDU problem
Captain Carrot: lol
mike.sisson: somebody is still too rich this game
00se7en: drunk drove into a power pole on that block
Captain Carrot: and who would that be?
mike.sisson: you
00se7en: must have been out with the mule that went crazy
Captain Carrot: by 27 dollars
00se7en: it's a sellers market
Captain Carrot: shame we're all buyers
Captain Carrot: THIS is a sellers market
00se7en: true that
Captain Carrot: i think when the store is out of money you get power shortages like yours
Captain Carrot: out of energy, I meant
00se7en: intrestinm
Captain Carrot: "someone has too much money"
Round 9 of 12
mike.sisson: pricey bolts, damn chineseses
Captain Carrot: hahahahahahashah
00se7en: he needs to be taxed more
Captain Carrot: good save
mike.sisson: blob needin more food huh :P
Captain Carrot: boooooooo
00se7en: hohohoho!!!
mike.sisson: oooh burned ! they dont serve them kind in there !
Captain Carrot: bad save
00se7en: mules are cheap again
Captain Carrot: good driving, as usual
00se7en: <snicker>
mike.sisson: top notch for sure
Captain Carrot: SWEAR and CURSE
BeepBoop: why are you all being butt holes tonight - what have I done to you - i'm calling dearins
BeepBoop: dearies
Captain Carrot: call either one, they won't care
BeepBoop: yes they will - I'm the favorite
Captain Carrot: we always make fun of you ability to steer using cursor keys
mike.sisson: or joystick
Captain Carrot: yes
00se7en: energy at 85%
BeepBoop: funny thing is i'm a mad tetris player
Captain Carrot: and I'm not very good at tetris
Captain Carrot: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
00se7en: skipped
BeepBoop: thank you
Captain Carrot: holy poo. Must have imported some chinese smithore
00se7en: made from real chinese kids
Captain Carrot: LOL
00se7en: The C64 mule will feel slow after this
Captain Carrot: very
mike.sisson: but at least music for the pub
Captain Carrot: true
Captain Carrot: again, pressing spacebar to no avail
00se7en: bringing up the rear as usual
Round 10 of 12
mike.sisson: hax on teh plot grab
00se7en: tie goes to the poor kid!!!
Captain Carrot: which means free plot
mike.sisson: I pressed space eleventy billion times ( counted even ) and still couldnt get the plot :P
Captain Carrot: get my drink on!
BeepBoop: hell yeah
00se7en: I just held my button down
mike.sisson: LOL
Captain Carrot: I held space down for an hour and it didn't work
00se7en: got the plot cuz i'm on welfare
Captain Carrot: music that time!
Captain Carrot: yes...
mike.sisson: you be an energy producin fool !
Captain Carrot: smithore's not worth crap!
00se7en: sell low buy low i say
Captain Carrot: sell not, want not, I say
Captain Carrot: the lovers' dance
00se7en: gettin' me some tens
00se7en: yay! not in last no more
Round 11 of 12
BeepBoop: yay!! remeber who you share a bed with
Captain Carrot: i wonder why you couldn't assay that plot?
00se7en: was it already done?
mike.sisson: it had a sign thing on it, had already been done previously
mike.sisson: I waqs a tard apparenlty
00se7en: yya for me
Captain Carrot: so was I. I didn't know if I could sell that mule till I walked in there
Captain Carrot: good driving
mike.sisson: efficient driving
mike.sisson: lol
00se7en: loose tie rod
00se7en: bent whell ont he office chair
Captain Carrot: ooh snap!
00se7en: good thing my little mule is fireproof
mike.sisson: boooooo
00se7en: sit son
00se7en: shit son
00se7en: sit shon
Captain Carrot: i should have kept my second food plot
00se7en: too bad you can't eat energy
Captain Carrot: dude, let your energy spoil
Captain Carrot: you lose ten bucks for each unit
Captain Carrot: then sell next round at 30 bucks
Captain Carrot: then they can't produce
Round 12 of 12
00se7en: what r u bill gates or someting
00se7en: lol
Captain Carrot: yes
Captain Carrot: wtf?
Captain Carrot: dear god
00se7en: shooting Wampi with a machine gun
mike.sisson: or calling wampus, to no effect
00se7en: shock and awe method of hunting
Captain Carrot: you can only really spot the wampus in the early rounds, so I think it's meant to give you a boost early
Captain Carrot: I saw the wizard
mike.sisson: yeah he doesnt seem to be popping out at all
mike.sisson: which differs from the original a bit
00se7en: my food shortage didn't seem to affect my time either
Captain Carrot: I'm nervous
00se7en: THE SHIP IS BACK!
Captain Carrot: beep is still moving down
Captain Carrot: make up your damn minds
Captain Carrot: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
00se7en: well, that was worth it
Captain Carrot: i have a feeling I didn't win
00se7en: gonna be interesting
Captain Carrot: i lost out on smithore prices, I thin
Captain Carrot: k
Game Over. Your progress has been saved.
00se7en: the big smithore crash of month 9
mike.sisson: = winner :)
BeepBoop: damn
mike.sisson: look at me dance too
Captain Carrot: bobby smoked us
00se7en: pretty sweet
00se7en: his crystite hoard for the win
00se7en: alrighty yall... bed time
Captain Carrot: indeed
Captain Carrot: word
Captain Carrot: yes
Captain Carrot: agreed
mike.sisson: that's right ! produce min food and energy to live, and crystite it up !
00se7en: affirmative
BeepBoop left the game
00se7en: game off
BeepBoop was disconnected
Captain Carrot left the game
Captain Carrot was disconnected