Training Mode - 6 Rounds
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ubfwins visits
Pootifier joined the game in slot 1
ubfwins joined the game in slot 2
Pootifier: ok cool
Pootifier: adding two AI
Pootifier: so you can see what they do
Pootifier: here's the skinny
Pootifier: first will be a plot selection
Pootifier: the only keyboard you use is arrows and spacebar
Pootifier: spacebar for plot selection, arrows to move your dude around
Pootifier: you'll get the hang of it pretty quickly
ubfwins: mk
Pootifier: but you basically choose a plot, then sometimes they auction a plot
Pootifier: and then when it's your turn, you will grab a mule, outfit it with something, like food or whatever
Pootifier: and take it out to your plot and press spacebar to drop it off
Pootifier: then come back and go to the pub or whatever
Pootifier: you can assay plots to see their mineral content (this is for Chrystite)
Pootifier: think diamonds
Pootifier: or whatever
Pootifier: there's a beeping thing that pops up, called the "Wampus" that you can go catch for 100 bucks or whatever
Pootifier: find him, stand on him and press space bar
Pootifier: just takes some time to get through things
Pootifier: this is a practice game that is 6 turns long
ubfwins: hm hm
Pootifier: you'll get the hang of it
Added computer player <J.I.M.>
Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>
Round 1 of 6
Pootifier: mountains are good for smithore
Pootifier: push up to buy
Pootifier: get energy
Pootifier: for flat plot
Pootifier: far right
Pootifier: yea
Pootifier: other one
Pootifier: sorry
Pootifier: dang it lol
Pootifier: thought you had flat plot
Pootifier: sorry
Pootifier: it's fine
Pootifier: we're just teaching ya
Pootifier: the trench plot is good for food
Pootifier: try to remember what the crystite assay is finding
Pootifier: end game is all about crystite mining
Pootifier: oh nice, energy up for you
Pootifier: so, you have to have energy to run your machines
Pootifier: except for energy plot
Pootifier: it doesn't need it
Pootifier: chrystite price is random
Pootifier: everything else is supply/demand
Pootifier: you don't need it
Pootifier: since you produced a bunch
Pootifier: you can actually sell some
Pootifier: if you wanted, usually you'll keep most of it
Pootifier: hang onto it
Pootifier: uh oh, i'm in last place
Pootifier: but that can be good some times
Pootifier: because whoever is in last place takes ties
Pootifier: for plot choice
Round 2 of 6
Pootifier: plots together are good
Pootifier: nice
Pootifier: you can swap out both plots to smithore and do well
Pootifier: actually, you'll run out of time
ubfwins: which is smithore?
Pootifier: just buy a mule and smithore bring it to the mountain
Pootifier: second from the left
Pootifier: put it on your mountain, then move that up to your new plot
Pootifier: it will swap it out
ubfwins: one that looks like options cog menu thing
Pootifier: yeah
Pootifier: gotta go fast though
Pootifier: up
Pootifier: bacv
Pootifier: doh
Pootifier: you wanted to just move it to the other plot
ubfwins: i thought you said on the mountain
Pootifier: it's ok
Pootifier: just take some time to get used to what's going on, that's why this is a training game :)
Pootifier: very nice smithore
Pootifier: oh wow, all the store stock is gone
Pootifier: food will be shortage
Pootifier: we need food for time
Pootifier: no food = no time
ubfwins: i see
Pootifier: good plan
Pootifier: i'm out of money
Pootifier: but buying 1 extra food is good strategy
Pootifier: since 50% will rot
Pootifier: 1 extra won't rot
Pootifier: 25% of energy will rot
Pootifier: so you can hold 3 extra without loss
Round 3 of 6
Pootifier: the AI can be sneaky
Pootifier: jump up at last second to snag auction from you
Pootifier: etc
ubfwins: word
Pootifier: price of smithore is going to go through the roof
Pootifier: since the store lost all stock of everything
Pootifier: do as much as you can to smithore this turn
Pootifier: even your flat spot
Pootifier: if you have time
Pootifier: nice, best built :)
Pootifier: nice, needed that money
Pootifier: press space to speed it up
Pootifier: if you want
Pootifier: oh no
Pootifier: well that sucks lol
Pootifier: don't sell
Pootifier: price will go up to 230
Pootifier: next turn i think
Pootifier: you are in last, so you get first dibs on plots now
Round 4 of 6
Pootifier: price of land will match the last sale price, roughly
Pootifier: so if you overbid heavily, it affects the next sale
Pootifier: you get to go first before the mules are in short supply
Pootifier: mules
Pootifier: nice
ubfwins: hmm hmm
Pootifier: ran out of money/time
Pootifier: shouldn't have waited for the wampus, that was a mistake on my part
Pootifier: oh well
Pootifier: if you are not in first or second, the random events will always be positive for you
Pootifier: first place, always negative
Pootifier: nice, sell
Pootifier: mules will be super expensive now
Pootifier: 2x185
Pootifier: smart to keep the 1
Pootifier: unless food goes crazy price
Pootifier: i'm gonna switch to all smithore
Pootifier: so i need extra energy stores
Round 5 of 6
Pootifier: price of smithore will fall i think, but still be worth some decent money
Pootifier: close one
ubfwins: how did you switch?
Pootifier: got new mule, put ore on it, take to energy plot, press space
Pootifier: take mule back either sell it or switch it to whatever you want
ubfwins: sad face
Pootifier: plots that touch each other with the same thing get a +1 bonus
ubfwins: hm hm
Pootifier: every 3 plots you have of the same thing get +1 bonus to production
Pootifier: so the key is stacking plots in groups of 3 that touch each other
Pootifier: for max production
ubfwins: how did acid rain increase food production?
ubfwins: nvm
Pootifier: oh shoot, i should have put my energy mule on my new plot
Pootifier: not taken it back to town
Pootifier: mistake
Pootifier: sell
Pootifier: good price and price falling still
Pootifier: if game was full 12 turns
Pootifier: we could buy it all back from the store next turn and try to corner the market and create shortage
Pootifier: price of smithore will go back up
Pootifier: holy food batman
ubfwins: damn
Pootifier: could sell to store
Pootifier: but it's low price
Pootifier: usually worth hoarding it still
Pootifier: sometimes they will sell super high
Pootifier: this guy probably not
Pootifier: but with real players, they will
Pootifier: so all that smithore paid off
Pootifier: but i'm in first now and will get the nasty randoms
Round 6 of 6
Pootifier: value of the plot depends on how many turns left
Pootifier: because more turns = more production
ubfwins: wtf i never see wumpus what are you looking for
Pootifier: he has to be on a mountain
Pootifier: only one left
Pootifier: so he has to be there
Pootifier: if you have sound on it makes a little sound
Pootifier: if not, just look for a little black head looking thing that pops up on the mountain then disappears
Pootifier: he pops up twice, then moves to another mountain
Pootifier: in this came, one mountain, he's always in same one
Pootifier: get wompus after this
Pootifier: that other one
Pootifier: can't be a mountain that is owned
ubfwins: lol oh
Pootifier: so it has to be that one peak over there
Pootifier: sorry
Pootifier: should have mentioned that
Pootifier: there's a pretty good little tutorial online you can read through as well
Pootifier: it will make more sense now that you played through a few rounds
ubfwins: word
Pootifier: see those dark plots
Pootifier: thats where you didn't have enough energy
Pootifier: to run your mule
ubfwins: well, i'm going to be on my mountain soon
Pootifier: so this is last turn, ship returned
ubfwins: but i'm sure we'll play again
Pootifier: yeah, i gotta go watch tv with wife
Pootifier: but i'll be back when she goes to bed
Pootifier: if you are around
Pootifier: if not, np
Pootifier: i'm in and out tomorrow, have it off work
Pootifier: playing with 4 real players is super fun
ubfwins: word
Pootifier: the AI can be a bit predictable
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ubfwins: i wont have internet when i go on the mountain though
Pootifier: ahh ok
ubfwins: and i'm going up tomorrow
ubfwins: x)
Pootifier: k, np
Pootifier: lol, AI purple won
Pootifier: stupid whore
Pootifier: lol
ubfwins: i'll be in an out of town but yeah i'll probably be here later
ubfwins: ikr?
Pootifier: look around at the web tips and stuff
Pootifier: you'll get the hang of it pretty quickly
Pootifier: if we can get more players, it's super fun
Pootifier: if not, still fun
Pootifier: just humans can be brutal
Pootifier: like, whole of everyone starves
Pootifier: and nobody can do anything but one guy who refuses to sell his food
Pootifier: for example
Pootifier: etc
ubfwins: xD
Pootifier: anyway, good start, i'll be back in a while on clicker heroes chat room 1
Pootifier: ttyl