Training Mode - 6 Rounds

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MerchantJihadis joined the game in slot 1

officerkawasaki visits

officerkawasaki joined the game in slot 2

waflmlk visits

waflmlk joined the game in slot 3

rAphax visits

Added computer player <A.D.A.M.>

Round 1 of 6

rAphax left the game

MerchantJihadis: idk what i just did

MerchantJihadis: i think the mule ran off with my shit

MerchantJihadis: where do u get crystals

MerchantJihadis: i just told her to build that idk if it will work

MerchantJihadis: oops

MerchantJihadis: meant to sel

waflmlk: keep all that foot for yourself

waflmlk: asshole

MerchantJihadis: i didnt mean to

MerchantJihadis: idk what to do and my gf is whining too

waflmlk: just stick your dick in her

waflmlk: you can still play

Round 2 of 6

MerchantJihadis: offworld trading company is similar to this a little but shittier

waflmlk: man dude

waflmlk: you fucked up

MerchantJihadis: who

waflmlk: officer kawasaki

MerchantJihadis: she dunno wat 2 do

MerchantJihadis: who wins

MerchantJihadis: the person with most money?

waflmlk: i guess

MerchantJihadis: what do u even do with smithore

MerchantJihadis: when u have it

waflmlk: sell it to the colony?

waflmlk: i dont know

waflmlk: like

waflmlk: the colony needs it

waflmlk: to build mules

waflmlk: so you should probably wait

waflmlk: for mules to get rare

waflmlk: and then sell

Round 3 of 6

MerchantJihadis: robot gonna beat us

MerchantJihadis: not gonna let him buy it 4 cheap

waflmlk: fucking mountain wampus

waflmlk: what is it

MerchantJihadis: why do u keep

MerchantJihadis: getting cash

waflmlk: thats nice

waflmlk: those are my good boy points

MerchantJihadis: food gonna be worthless

waflmlk: you can enter the colony from any side

waflmlk: no need to go from below

MerchantJihadis: she called ua jerk

MerchantJihadis: she didnt know u can walk through stuff

MerchantJihadis: did my fucking foodfarm

MerchantJihadis: not get enough energy

MerchantJihadis: wtf

waflmlk: looks like it

waflmlk: god fucking damnit

MerchantJihadis: oops

waflmlk: me 2

Round 4 of 6

waflmlk: see

waflmlk: the shop

waflmlk: fuck

waflmlk: i forgot to claim

MerchantJihadis: fucking bot

MerchantJihadis: took the shit

MerchantJihadis: i wanted

MerchantJihadis: oh

MerchantJihadis: assay

MerchantJihadis: is

MerchantJihadis: scanner

MerchantJihadis: can u improve spots?

waflmlk: i thought maybe you could buy

MerchantJihadis: why is the guide trash

waflmlk: but you can nly sell

MerchantJihadis: kek

waflmlk: >16

waflmlk: god fucking damnit

MerchantJihadis: robot not selling

MerchantJihadis: what

waflmlk: thank god

waflmlk: he is a retard

MerchantJihadis: WHAT THE FUCK

waflmlk: enjoy

MerchantJihadis: shit

MerchantJihadis: shit

waflmlk: dieing

MerchantJihadis: shit

MerchantJihadis: i hate

MerchantJihadis: everything

Round 5 of 6

MerchantJihadis: AGRICULTURE

MerchantJihadis: i was farming since b4 u were born

waflmlk: the only winning move is not to play

waflmlk: $7000

MerchantJihadis: what is the point

MerchantJihadis: if the store

MerchantJihadis: just sells

MerchantJihadis: buys

MerchantJihadis: all the smithore

waflmlk: if you dont sell it the ore

waflmlk: it wont have any mules

waflmlk: and they are more expensive

MerchantJihadis: so you should just stockpile it

MerchantJihadis: fuck over everyone

waflmlk: so you can fuck someone over

waflmlk: yep

MerchantJihadis: and then sell it

waflmlk: dont

waflmlk: dont give him the energy

waflmlk: fucking bot

Round 6 of 6

MerchantJihadis: you shoulda suveryed

MerchantJihadis: them

MerchantJihadis: for crystals

MerchantJihadis: you couldve built and sold

waflmlk: got no time for that

MerchantJihadis: ya smirthore aint worth anythin

waflmlk: now you are stuck with shitty smithore

MerchantJihadis: is gg

waflmlk: i won

waflmlk: my smithore is the biggest

MerchantJihadis: cant sell

MerchantJihadis: whats the point of last round

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waflmlk: well