Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
Not showing computer player development
Lorak joined the game in slot 1
Mooniee visits
Dai7789 visits
Mooniee joined the game in slot 2
rAphax visits
Dai7789 joined the game in slot 3
rAphax joined the game in slot 4
rAphax: yeah!
Mooniee: Hi!
Dai7789: Hi there
Lorak: :D
Mooniee: You better not be joking about being new too
Lorak: And yeah it does seem laggy with rAphex, but oh well
Mooniee: I like having a chance to win : (
rAphax: im playing mule since 2 weeks ago
Dai7789: Tournament games aren't any different to training, right?
Dai7789: They just affect your number?
rAphax: no
Lorak: Right
Round 1 of 12
Dai7789: Excellent
rAphax: right
Dai7789: Hey guys
Dai7789: Guess what I'mma build
Mooniee: Crystite mines?
Dai7789: Yes, actually
Lorak: Moonie...
rAphax: wtf
Lorak: You got no land
Mooniee: Oops
rAphax: lol
Mooniee: Oh shush Aphax
Dai7789: xDD
Mooniee: I played as purple last game
Dai7789: Rrrrekt
Mooniee: :D
Dai7789: Oh that was mean
rAphax: im playing very stoned
Mooniee: I'll just buy this plot
Lorak: I'll let you have it. XD
Dai7789: I play like I'm very stoned
rAphax: where r you from guys
Lorak: East coast US
Dai7789: UK
Mooniee: The Great Polar Republic of Norway
Lorak: Moonie is Viking
rAphax: im Mexican :)
Mooniee: ...
Lorak: :D
Lorak: No wampus for you
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Wrong, assface
Lorak: D:
rAphax: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Lorak: D:
Mooniee: To quote a great Mexican nicknamed rAphax:
Mooniee: wtf?
Mooniee: :D
rAphax: i panic
Lorak: I do that, too
Mooniee: Oh I do that all the time
Mooniee: Either I panic, or I start daydreaming
Mooniee: It's a curse
Dai7789: I will become food baron
Lorak: Not with that much food
rAphax: how old r u?
Mooniee: 12
Lorak: 32
Dai7789: 20-something
Dai7789: 20
Dai7789: I can never remember immediately
Mooniee: No, your age is
Mooniee: B====3
Mooniee: :)
Dai7789: That's a penis
rAphax: im 30
Dai7789: Yes, jostle for your 1 food
Dai7789: Oh
Dai7789: Right
Mooniee: XD
Dai7789: Store
rAphax: i need a break to smoke
Lorak: Haha
rAphax: at summar
rAphax: y
rAphax: 84 sec
Mooniee: Summer break isn't for another 3-4-5 months
Lorak: He means the score screen
Mooniee: In the summer?
Mooniee: It's no different
Lorak: Untz, untz, untz, untz.
Mooniee: This music is goood
Lorak: Yar, I like
rAphax: r u in the facebook group?
Lorak: I wonder what he's smoking
Lorak: Nah
Dai7789: There's a mule facebook group?
rAphax: ready
rAphax: yes
rAphax: planet mule
Round 2 of 12
Mooniee: I am blue
Mooniee: I am blue
Mooniee: Not purple
Mooniee: Blue
Lorak: XD
rAphax: lol
rAphax: l
rAphax: hahahahahah
rAphax: jajajaja
Lorak: I'm not used to it being this slow. XD
rAphax: im sorry
Dai7789: I can't wait to miss a pr- MOONIE
Dai7789: Ah phew
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: Pls
rAphax: carlos slim its the richer man on the planet
Dai7789: lol
Dai7789: What a price
rAphax: but his internet service sucksssssssss
Dai7789: I blame the rest of you
Lorak: wat fack
Mooniee: Yeah, fuck you guys for being nice and letting me have the one plot so I'd actually be able to sortoff compete
Mooniee: <3
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: By "sortoff compete" i mean the opposite
Dai7789: Woo
Dai7789: Pity
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: So I love how it took one whole game (and 2-3 abandoned once) to turn you into a proper MULE assface, Dai
Lorak: Haha
Dai7789: >:D
Dai7789: I like to think I had the potential
Mooniee: Oh I believe you, and fully agree
Lorak: Where did rAphex's money go?
Dai7789: You made him buy land on turn 1 for $890
Lorak: Yeah but he got wampus and shit
Mooniee: Yay dead moose rats!
Dai7789: Lost a mule
rAphax: and then a lost a mule
Lorak: Ooh yeah
Lorak: D:
Mooniee: Wampus hype
Dai7789: Wow he made you wait
Dai7789: heehehehe
rAphax: i need food and cash
Lorak: I have no food for giving. D:
Dai7789: Come to the food baron m'boy
Mooniee: I have no food for extorting
Mooniee: <3
Mooniee: I am fully aware that I'm being stubborn and dumb
Lorak: XD
Round 3 of 12
Mooniee: Oh ffs, I pressed the spacebar on the plot before it
Lorak: XD
rAphax: buy to win
Dai7789: I'm guessing we're all trying to get the first plot of three mountains on the top left
Lorak: :O
Mooniee: ... Great mom.. I wanted money though
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Get dat wampus
Dai7789: Oh trolled
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: Did I ever say I love this game?
Dai7789: :D
Mooniee: I don't
Mooniee: I hate it
Dai7789: >:D
Lorak: Haha
Dai7789: Me and Lorak are in an ore production race for when the mules inevitable run out
Lorak: What...? You have no mines.
Lorak: That's not a race
Mooniee: And I made a shitty oremine to get in on it. :(
Dai7789: Ah, but I WILL
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: Shiet
Mooniee: Oh fucking catbut
Mooniee: Catbug
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Such a wellmeaning moron
Mooniee: Note: Never send him on away missions again Dai
Dai7789: :D
Mooniee: If wampus is top left now, He wont be top left for me.
Mooniee: Calling it
Dai7789: Lorak is gonna wreck us on ore production
Mooniee: I wrecked myself when I forgot I changed color
Dai7789: No
Dai7789: You evil, evil person
Mooniee: 2 ore
Mooniee: Woop de doo
Mooniee: Oh
Mooniee: Well I have no chance now
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: We lost nothing
Mooniee: Please be kind
Mooniee: I need money
rAphax: sell
rAphax: everything
Dai7789: Oh you...
Dai7789: I hate you
Lorak: He convinced me
Dai7789: I hate you so much
Mooniee: Hey, Dai
Mooniee: About that race
Mooniee: My bet is on Lorak
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: BE GENTLE :(
rAphax: now you have money to buy 3 plots
Mooniee: Oh keep going
Dai7789: Don't give him the satisfaction
Mooniee: I need it to feed the kids
Mooniee: And my catbug
rAphax: no
Lorak: Double your money
rAphax: dont sell
Mooniee: Shush
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Yay, notlast
Dai7789: I ain't worth shit
Round 4 of 12
Mooniee: ...
Mooniee: Fuck you, game
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Look at Lorak's cash!
rAphax: go up
Dai7789: Jesus
Mooniee: Aphax
rAphax: make him pay 750
Mooniee: Please don't try and teach me how to play
rAphax: ok
Dai7789: xD
rAphax: sorry
Dai7789: Aw
Dai7789: If Moonie had gone to pay 750, Lorak would walk behind him and bankrupt him
Mooniee: I'm sorry if I come across as pissed, but I'm not -that- dumb. Even though my play certainly makes it look like it
Mooniee: Sigh
Dai7789: Yeah I saw it too
Lorak: Pfft, that means all three of yours are medium
Lorak: Adjacent to it
Dai7789: COME ON
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: Oh man, I have so much capital to spend, to actually cash in on that fact
Mooniee: :(
Lorak: Peasants can't even afford a MULE
Lorak: Damn wampus
Dai7789: I hate the damn wampus
Dai7789: Ayy
Mooniee: Just get rid of all the mountains, he wont have a place to live
Dai7789: I am the baron de food
Lorak: wat fack did my farm not make anything?
Dai7789: Run for me bitches
Mooniee: Power
Mooniee: Hey Dai
Mooniee: I have a suggestion
Mooniee: DOn't give lork anything
Dai7789: Go ahead, Moonie
Dai7789: I agree
Mooniee: Lorak*
Lorak: fuk u
Mooniee: That's for calling us peasants
Mooniee: Peasant
Lorak: D:
Dai7789: Oh, shit, that's actually expensive
Mooniee: 1k each, Lorak
Mooniee: C:
Lorak: 500
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Don't do it
Mooniee: 950 because I like you
Round 5 of 12
Mooniee: Clickfest in
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Yeah
Dai7789: Hey guess where wampus is
Lorak: I hope my farm gets power this time. >:-O
Mooniee: 950 breh
Mooniee: It's a bargain
Dai7789: I keep walking past the pub
Mooniee: A word pub rhymes with: scrub
Mooniee: Oh Dai, you're from the UK right?
Dai7789: Pub Sc- Yeah?
Mooniee: Explain to me the concept of the chav?
Mooniee: Oops i dun goofed with my crystite
Dai7789: You know the Russian stereotype of dudes who squat and wear tracksuits a lot?
Mooniee: ... XD Watfak
Dai7789: Combine that with a little white trash redneck from America
rAphax: why cant buy the mule?
Mooniee: ?
Mooniee: uuuugh
Mooniee: don't dai
Mooniee: you don't need the money like I do
Dai7789: Decent price
Lorak: Poor Aphex, be kind to him
Mooniee: AHAHA
Mooniee: I am trying
Mooniee: GO AWAY LLORAK
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: Butt
Mooniee: I'm sorry Aphax
Mooniee: :(
Dai7789: Come at me
Dai7789: I was bluffing, I was bluffing!
Mooniee: 666
rAphax: the number of the beast
Mooniee: Meow
Round 6 of 12
Dai7789: I had no reason to choose that plot
Mooniee: wtf lorak
Mooniee: :(
Mooniee: I hope you get in first place, and then get shafted by some event
Dai7789: He IS in first place
Mooniee: ... Right
Dai7789: Oooh
Dai7789: Pity
Mooniee: If no one else is next time, I am evicting the douchebag Wampus
Lorak: XD
Lorak: But he's free money!
Dai7789: xDD
Dai7789: Yeah, he's worth about 1 lost mule
Dai7789: :D
Mooniee: You have money and assets
Mooniee: To which I can only say
Mooniee: Viva la resistance
rAphax: thats french!
Lorak: D:
Dai7789: Ouch
Mooniee: Rekt
rAphax: sell
rAphax: fuck
Mooniee: THat's what you should do, yes
Dai7789: :O
Dai7789: So close to max price
Mooniee: You could've bought it and earned 8
Mooniee: ;O
Dai7789: You can have this one Moon Moon
rAphax: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mooniee: Same procedure Dai?
Dai7789: Oh, sure
rAphax: he will be invincible
Mooniee: :D
Lorak: grumble grumble
rAphax: lol
rAphax: :D
Mooniee: I am a peasant
Mooniee: But i am a well fed peasant
Mooniee: #rekt
Dai7789: Ayy
Mooniee: Dai bby
Dai7789: Oh, the sto- Alright, alright
rAphax: nooooooooooooooooooo
rAphax: lol
Mooniee: HEY
Mooniee: WTF
Mooniee: Traitor
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: I'm riich
Dai7789: er
rAphax: jjajajajajajaajajajajajaja
rAphax: jajajaajajajaj
Round 7 of 12
Mooniee: Wtf
Lorak: Nooo
Dai7789: Yeeeee
Lorak: I need that wampus!!
Lorak: I hate you
Mooniee: I am never playing with this sort of clicklag again
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: Hey
Dai7789: Oh, clicklag
Dai7789: Misread that
Lorak: XD
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: durr
Dai7789: xDD
Mooniee: I almost got mountain'd
Mooniee: I'll poison that mountain next time
Mooniee: Hey Lorak, what's money?
Lorak: D:
Dai7789: Ouch
Mooniee: Oh man
Lorak: Damn that's some ore price
Dai7789: Sweet Jesus
Mooniee: In crystite I trust
Mooniee: :3
Mooniee: CHarity \o/
Lorak: So kind
Dai7789: You still made him to go to the top
Mooniee: I'm chatting on steam
Mooniee: As well
Dai7789: Hey me too
Mooniee: Good thing you weren't selling then
Mooniee: Hey ho to the top we go
Mooniee: Lorak sing with me
Dai7789: xDD
Lorak: I went to the top, all right.
Mooniee: Oh god, please be my friend after this particular match of MULE, Lorak
Round 8 of 12
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Why, are you plotting with Dai?
Mooniee: That way
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: He wont be plottinOHGOD WHAT ARE THOSE PRICES
Dai7789: Crikey
Dai7789: So that's why people jumped out of windows after the Wall Street crash
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: And unclench
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: I'll make a farm on this plot, and a billboard taunting you
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Chatting during your turn, a brave move
Mooniee: At least that means I'm (sortoff) paying attention
rAphax: spacebar please
Lorak: :O
Dai7789: Poor Moonie
Dai7789: Oh
Dai7789: Poor me
Mooniee: I sold all my stuff
Mooniee: Hoping you would buy
Mooniee: :D
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Hang on, typing on steam
Mooniee: Just keep walkin' though
Mooniee: If it helps: I actually feel like a rotten asshole atm xD
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: I don't
Mooniee: So, Dai
Mooniee: Same procudre, instead of you being a dirty traitor?
Dai7789: Sure, why not
Mooniee: Unless that's the new procedure, of course
Dai7789: It's my standard protocol
Dai7789: Except when it wouldn't serve me
Mooniee: Except that one time
Mooniee: When it clearly wasn't
Round 9 of 12
Lorak: Moonie's gonna be catching up with all those crystite mines
Lorak: And I forgot to build energy last turn. D:
Dai7789: :O
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Oh man, I am the 25559th best player, amongst the 25540 inactive accs, and remaining actual players
Dai7789: Hahaha
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Once you win a game, you'll move way up
Mooniee: I have won one game
Mooniee: I am currently 1-10
Dai7789: I, uh
Lorak: I don't think it was ranked, though
Dai7789: I'm 0%
Lorak: :O
Mooniee: At least your ore mines are functioning
Mooniee: XD
Lorak: rue
Lorak: True*
Mooniee: Or is it a singular one?
Dai7789: I've just got one
Dai7789: We can do better than this
Mooniee: Yeah!
Mooniee: Oh god, how did I turn into Dai
Mooniee: What's wrong with me
Dai7789: What I have is transmissible
Mooniee: Eww, Orange
Mooniee: I XD
Mooniee: Tango for three
Mooniee: I forgot about the priority order
Dai7789: So is there a 'Sell' button?
Dai7789: Or a 'Buy' button?
Lorak: No priority is base don rank
Dai7789: Ah
Lorak: lower rank gets priority
Mooniee: Nah, it's all rubbing together until the trade erupts
Dai7789: Ayyy
Mooniee: ALso what Lorak said
Mooniee: Oh god
Dai7789: Highest bidder wins boys
Mooniee: I have priority
Mooniee: pls : (
Lorak: XD
Lorak: I didn't even want to buy one!
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: I am only 10k behind
Round 10 of 12
Mooniee: Still hope!
Mooniee: oops
Mooniee: Well okay then
rAphax: buy to win!
Mooniee: More like
Mooniee: Buy to get to own the propery
Dai7789: I knew it was coming
rAphax: lol
rAphax: magic 12
Dai7789: Wot
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: Oh baby baby, Dai in the lead
Lorak: There's no backing out of land auctions
Dai7789: Shiet
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: Hey Moonie
Dai7789: I'll give you
Mooniee: No
Dai7789: Just so much money
Dai7789: For your food
Mooniee: Oh
Dai7789: Oh, it's round 10
Mooniee: Oh neato
Dai7789: :O
Dai7789: Nice
Mooniee: Hmm
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: Hehe
Mooniee: Untz untz untz
Dai7789: If we keep losing Mules we'll have another ore peak
Mooniee: 500ms
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: dafuq
Mooniee: Mexico pls
Dai7789: Yeah, I got 500ms too
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: It's that damn sea between us
Mooniee: This will be like planet of the apes
Mooniee: Except mules
Dai7789: WHY
Mooniee: Well
Mooniee: Okay then
Dai7789: We can do better than this, guys
Mooniee: Don't do it
Mooniee: You crazy mexican
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: XD
rAphax: i need cash}
Dai7789: At least his profit is minimal on that
Mooniee: Can confirm: Definitely stoned
Mooniee: He can earn a bit under 60
rAphax: my wife its pregnant with twins
Dai7789: Here I come Moonie
Mooniee: Well, give me a lot of money
Dai7789: Yeah he's insane
rAphax: sell
rAphax: lol
Mooniee: Oops
Dai7789: You got greedy
Dai7789: Hey guess how much power you're getting Moonie
Mooniee: I'm guessing approximately none
Lorak: 500
Mooniee: I have given you more than you have given me doe
Mooniee: Assface
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: :(
Round 11 of 12
Dai7789: HAMMER IT
Dai7789: Oh
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: Viva la Mexico
Mooniee: :C
rAphax: wanna play another after this?
Lorak: wat fack
Lorak: you have an empty plot
Dai7789: It's round 11
Dai7789: And I had -2 food
Dai7789: It was mindlessly profiteer or waste time
Lorak: Whew
Mooniee: Your face is a waste
Mooniee: :C
Lorak: Glad I bought those food for 1000
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: Wouldn't have been able to get down nearly as many crystite mines
Mooniee: I got peer pressured into following silly advice
Lorak: XD
Lorak: 1000 is probably worth selling
Mooniee: To the assbut that's winning?
Lorak: Dai's winning!
Dai7789: I can't deny
Dai7789: I AM winning
Dai7789: Fuck
Mooniee: Jinx
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: I'm losing
Dai7789: I wonder if I'll be able to make it to the pub next turn
Mooniee: You can always get to the pub
Mooniee: It's more about getting out
Dai7789: Jesus
Dai7789: Christ
Lorak: :O
Lorak: I might be winning now
Dai7789: Well
Dai7789: Second place isn't that bad
Mooniee: Normally this would go faster and faster
Lorak: XD Yeah
Dai7789: Loark is so far ahead right now
Mooniee: Fukn lorak
Mooniee: loark
Dai7789: His crystite production is insane
Mooniee: Guess what everyone
Mooniee: Dai, you're gettin none of my milk
Mooniee: naaaaaaaaaaaah
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Guess what everyone
Lorak: Will sell for 500
Mooniee: Deal
Lorak: PSYCHE! lololololololololol
Lorak: Aww
Mooniee: Rekt
Lorak: wat
Mooniee: I'm gad I didn't swear at you
Dai7789: How
Mooniee: Dai
Lorak: Dai get out
Dai7789: xDD
Dai7789: I don't...
Round 12 of 12
Dai7789: I mean
Dai7789: I don't know
Dai7789: How?
Lorak: You won't be winning after this turn!
Dai7789: Shot
Dai7789: Shiet
Mooniee: Pirates
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: I tried to run it
Mooniee: Well it -did- run
Dai7789: You gave him food, Moonie
Dai7789: I want you to know this
Dai7789: Oh god ping spike
Mooniee: This is why I'm soon to be 1-11
Dai7789: HAH
Lorak: D:
Lorak: Poor Mule
Mooniee: Dancei nto a fadeaway
Mooniee: What more can he want
Dai7789: Lorak is so damn rich
rAphax: maan im having a blast
Mooniee: That's the drugs
rAphax: lol
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: :D
Dai7789: Woo
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Lorak: WhAT?!
Score saved
Dai7789: YEEEEEEEAH BITCHEEEEES
Lorak: What did you even sell this turn?
Mooniee: Dai
Dai7789: Yo
Mooniee: I'm never trusting you again
rAphax: wow
Mooniee: :]
Dai7789: You say that every team game we play ;)
Lorak: How the hell did Dai win?!
rAphax: cause energy 187
Dai7789: Oh yeah, energy was expensive as hell
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: I knew there was a reason I invested
Lorak: Wow, was it?
Dai7789: Yeah
Lorak: That's crazy, I was not expecting that. XD
Dai7789: The colony didn't have a lick of energy all game
rAphax: ND FOOD 129
Mooniee: Well, the one common factor in our games
Mooniee: No food or energy for the colony
Mooniee: :p
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: Yep
rAphax: cristytie only 79
Dai7789: Ahahahaha
rAphax: another GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dai7789: Ahem, ahem
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: I wastn't even paying attention to prices, I was sure I won. XD
rAphax left the game
Dai7789: I need to take a break, sorry guys D:
rAphax was disconnected
Dai7789: Oh
Dai7789: He already left
Mooniee: Well
Dai7789: That was mostly meant for him
Mooniee: D:
Mooniee: I am hurt!
Dai7789: xDD
Lorak: Dai ruining my ranking
Dai7789: But he's so enthusiastic!
Mooniee: Also, I say that every game Dai, that I wont trust you again
Lorak: That game actually counted
Dai7789: xDD
Dai7789: Hell yeah that game counted
Mooniee: But this is the first time I've gotten confirmation that you've colluded against me
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: Heeheehee
Mooniee: Lorak: There might have been minor collusion between Dai and I regarding the second ore peak
Dai7789: xDD
Mooniee: There is no such thing as minor collusion
Mooniee: Butts
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: It's okay, Lorak colluded with me because he planned to win
Lorak: It wasn't collusion -against- you
Dai7789: I thwarted him thoroughly
Lorak: I was just like "Yo, we're the only ones with ore mines, let's do this shit."
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: I am still baffled that Dai won
Dai7789: Me too, not gonna question it though
Lorak: Moonie can take credit from the $1000 food he sold me
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: If only he sold to me, my lead could've been even more solidified
Mooniee: Oh Dai
Dai7789: Alright, break time for me
Mooniee: Whining about the food I sold Lorak
Dai7789: Yees?
Mooniee: Well
Mooniee: YOu're welcome for winning
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: SIR
Dai7789: No problem
Mooniee: I will find a game
Mooniee: That I can woop you 1v2 in
Mooniee: *huts fist*
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Whippersnappers
Mooniee: Thanks ofr hte game
Dai7789: I'm outie, I'll be on Steam but I'm taking a MULE break
Dai7789: Close on a high note and whatnot
Dai7789: Yeah, thanks for the game :D
Lorak: :D
Lorak: Yeah was fun!
Dai7789 left the game