Training Mode - 12 Rounds
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Dai7789 visits
Mooniee visits
Dai7789 joined the game in slot 1
Lorak joined the game in slot 2
Mooniee: To be fair dudes
Lorak unjoined the game
Mooniee: I have a gold from hell
Mooniee: Cold
Added computer player <J.I.M.>
Mooniee: Jesus
Lorak joined the game in slot 3
Mooniee joined the game in slot 4
<J.I.M.> was kicked
Mooniee: I can't even words properly
Lorak: All right, let's see how we can botch it this time
Mooniee: Well, we've established which button is THE button
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: That's a plus
Round 1 of 12
Mooniee: Btw I just wanted to teach Dai
Mooniee: That you can release the mules into the wild
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Well taught
Lorak: XD
Lorak: You know, we shouldn't -all- go for ore on turn one.
Mooniee: Okay I am purple, my first plot is to the LEFT
Dai7789: Yeah
Lorak: Fortunately Dai has bad timing
Mooniee: Well fuck the colony
Dai7789: That's why I picked flatland
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: No, that was intentional, honest
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: Oh
Dai7789: I should've gone for a waterplot
Dai7789: :(
Dai7789: Now
Dai7789: Do I wanna starve you guys out
Dai7789: Or power you out
Mooniee: Wel, atm there's stock in the shop
Dai7789: Pfft
Mooniee: Unless we have a fire
Mooniee: On turn fucking one
Mooniee: AGAIN
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Fires on turn one are the best
Lorak: We just suck
Mooniee: Hopefully Lorak has asshole parents in this game
Dai7789: Shit
Lorak: XD
Lorak: At least you have more money
Mooniee: XD
Lorak: Since there wasn't 3 auctions
Mooniee: XD
Mooniee: WOOO
Mooniee: MULEBOT HYPE
Mooniee: WE GOT THROUGH IT
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: Aha
Dai7789: I knew I should've gone food
Dai7789: Weirdoes
Mooniee: Supply & demand
Mooniee: No ore in shop = mulebot pricefuck and increase = good/bad depending on what's up
Dai7789: Come at me
Dai7789: Welp
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: Wtf I got there before you on my screen
Lorak: BURN THE STORE!
Dai7789: This store thing is bullshit
Mooniee: XD
Lorak: Priority goes to lowest score
Mooniee: OOH
Mooniee: phew
Lorak: Fgt
Dai7789: Get rekt
Dai7789: I'll show you supply and demand
Mooniee: Why are we -teaching- this dick the game
Mooniee: Next time he burns
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: BUUUURNS
Lorak: XD
Round 2 of 12
Mooniee: Hey Lorak listen
Lorak: Hrmm?
Mooniee: This Dai guy
Mooniee: Let's goon squad him
Dai7789: >:)
Lorak: Haha
Lorak: I'm up for whatever's profitable
Dai7789: On the right
Dai7789: Down in front
Mooniee: Well, you know the part where you're a dick?
Mooniee: D:<
Mooniee: Grr, GRR!
Mooniee: Is all I have to say to you good sir
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Haha, he missed it
Mooniee: Btw, another thing I just remembered, being in first place and all..
Mooniee: The first place holder gets dicked by the game the most
Mooniee: And that when we settle all mountains, the wampus douche goes exting
Mooniee: extinct
Dai7789: Oh no
Dai7789: What a loss
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: xD
Mooniee: Don't
Lorak: Yeah sell it
Dai7789: That's mean
Dai7789: Also a brave move for the poorest guy here
Mooniee: Mean bussiness
Dai7789: Hey this is fun
Mooniee: cya nerd
Dai7789: Yeah I can only afford to sell 1
Dai7789: Oh
Dai7789: Uh
Dai7789: This is awkward
Dai7789: I meant to, uh...
Dai7789: Yeah, you're not getting any
Lorak: D:
Mooniee: I'm sorry Lorak.. XD
Lorak: Restart!!
Dai7789: I need it D:
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: AHAHAHAHA
Dai7789: xD
Round 3 of 12
Lorak: It's cool, I can still win this
Dai7789: It's greed time
Mooniee: You did take first price in the karma awards at least
Mooniee: Dai pls
Mooniee: I swear on me mum
Dai7789: Yeah I'm not taking this
Lorak: You have tons of money!!
Lorak: Get it!
Mooniee: Well you can get it for 287 at least
Mooniee: Plots are better earlier rather than later
Dai7789: I can't wait to not do shit with that plot
Mooniee: Hey Lorak
Mooniee: At least you can gamble
Mooniee: LEL
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: u wot
Lorak: A Bat-Lizard, dude
Mooniee: It's the Wampus's alter ego
Mooniee: Medium crystite node gambit is a go
Dai7789: WOrth
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: D:
Dai7789: Oh, shit, I meant to get energy
Dai7789: Whoops
Dai7789: Bigger whoops
Mooniee: Fukn Wampus
Dai7789: Ohh fuck you
Mooniee: Hi listne
Mooniee: Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and saviour the Wampus??
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Aw ye
Dai7789: 1 crystite
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Score
Dai7789: Profit
Mooniee: 215 lol
Mooniee: This aint gonna be pretty
Dai7789: Damn
Mooniee: ZOINKS
Mooniee: Oh.
Mooniee: Hi.
Mooniee: I have some power.
Dai7789: You're a cruel, cruel person
Mooniee: My playboy mules need more tips than that
Round 4 of 12
Mooniee: Hey, you're first place
Mooniee: Dai pls
Dai7789: Nope
Lorak: I've never seen land selling for this cheap
Mooniee: XD
Lorak: wat fack no event?
Dai7789: Go Lorak, chaaaarge
Mooniee: ohgod ohgod ohgod
Mooniee: Woo!
Dai7789: No!
Lorak: I'm so effed
Dai7789: Yeah I think Moonie wins
Lorak: Tried to be greedy on turn two. D:
Mooniee: If I had the cash I would buy and release the last mule
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: Second to last
Mooniee: I mean
Lorak: Do it, Dai
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: RUN FREE LITTLE FELLA
Mooniee: Oh hey, energy
Mooniee: Who wants energy?
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: Nobody
Dai7789: Poor Lorak
Mooniee: I know
Mooniee: xD
Lorak: Fuck yo ore
Dai7789: I'm rich!
Dai7789: So are you guys
Mooniee: You say that now
Dai7789: Yeah but I got crystite
Dai7789: No I don't
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Oh hey, enough food
Mooniee: I'm not selling
Mooniee: Just teasing
Dai7789: He's rich, though
Dai7789: You could rob him blind
Mooniee: And fuck myself over
Dai7789: Nah
Dai7789: He needs 2
Dai7789: Or possibly 4
Dai7789: I can read
Mooniee: I told you, just teasing
Lorak: Not even $1100?!
Mooniee: If I was in need of money
Mooniee: I'll sell you power though
Dai7789: So the colony can survive without power and food, right?
Lorak: No
Dai7789: Oh
Lorak: Oh in the stockpile, you mean?
Lorak: Yeah it's fine
Dai7789: xD
Round 5 of 12
Dai7789: Oh this is gonna get expensive
Mooniee: Oh this won't sell for cheap
Dai7789: Shot
Dai7789: *Shit
Lorak: Grape'd
Mooniee: I almost fucked up there
Mooniee: Holy shit
Mooniee: I was daydreaming
Dai7789: ARGH
Dai7789: What is that price?!
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Still worth it
Dai7789: I mean, yeah, we can all afford it
Dai7789: But still
Mooniee: I suck at finding the wampus
Lorak: I can only hope for a random event
Lorak: Or that you guys stop being fgts and sell me shit
Lorak: Damit
Dai7789: There's an adjacency bonus for stuff, right?
Lorak: Yeah
Dai7789: Excellent
Dai7789: Otherwise I'd have royally fucked up there
Dai7789: Oh thanks
Mooniee: Woo
Mooniee: Here piggy piggy piggy
Dai7789: I don't know what I'm doing up here
Mooniee: You should've gone down on me -wink-
Dai7789: Woo I can almost afford a mule
Lorak: Moonie you need to read up on Crystite
Lorak: I'm pretty sure 140 is the max price
Dai7789: Shhh
Dai7789: Aw yeah
Mooniee: I am remembering derpily from before then
Dai7789: Look at my food bar
Dai7789: Come at me
Dai7789: Higher, higher!
Dai7789: I would've happily brought you to zero
Dai7789: But alright
Dai7789: Ay moon moon
Dai7789: How about somadat energy
Mooniee: Give me back my money
Mooniee: ASsface
Mooniee: Like, 1000 of it
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: Keep on trucking piggy
Lorak: Pfft, you have 2 energy
Lorak: you're fine
Mooniee: Oink oink
Dai7789: Eh, that'll do
Mooniee: That'll do pig
Mooniee: THat'll do
Mooniee: Please tell me you take that reference
Round 6 of 12
Lorak: holy crap I'm 5000 behind?
Dai7789: So if you run out of energy
Dai7789: The plots that don't function are chosen randomly?
Lorak: Yeah
Dai7789: Oh I hope my energy plots work
Dai7789: You evil bastard
Mooniee: I am the mecha jesus
Mooniee: No wait
Lorak: Energy plots don't need energy
Mooniee: The mecha
Mooniee: ... The mecha guy that split the red sea
Dai7789: Almost went into the land store
Mooniee: You'll have to go to a plot and use it as well, to actually sell land
Mooniee: No need to worry
Dai7789: Excellent
Dai7789: ALso assumed energy would be produced more in the mountains
Lorak: Fuck
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Nooo
Lorak: I thought I had more time than I did
Lorak: I failed this game so hard
Dai7789: Hahahaha
Dai7789: Sorry
Mooniee: Oh thanks for reminding me of being in first place, game
Dai7789: Grats
Lorak: buy it up
Mooniee: You do it
Lorak: I don't have enough to buy it all
Lorak: You did
Dai7789: Crystite's expensive
Dai7789: Oh yea
Mooniee: I hate being in first place
Mooniee: Ugh
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Right on the line
Dai7789: I just get to sit back and watch this
Mooniee: You're catching up though Lorak
Round 7 of 12
Mooniee: You can do this
Lorak: No I'm not!
Mooniee: I know
Mooniee: :D
Dai7789: Fuck right off
Mooniee: Oh god that starting price
Dai7789: I'm learning this "Dick people over" business
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: Don't you do it
Dai7789: Oh phew
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Rip
Dai7789: Hahahaha
Mooniee: Wtf
Lorak: wat fack
Mooniee: Is this new?
Lorak: Everyone has so much land compared to me
Mooniee: ?
Mooniee: ^ that's an altcode 3 heart
Dai7789: Shit
Mooniee: Wampus op
Dai7789: I diagonalled into the city
Lorak: I'm not getting a single event this game
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: I feel like that event just then was meant for Lorak
Mooniee: As a human being I agree
Mooniee: The douchey, competitive side of me doesn't though
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: :O
Dai7789: Now there's a good event for Lorak
Mooniee: I'll give you a plot of land for that plot of land Lorak
Mooniee: :3
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: wat fack crystite prices
Lorak: so good
Dai7789: Holy shit
Lorak: Look I'm Moonie
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Moonie you could be rich(er)!
Mooniee: And you could sell me all your land
Dai7789: Heeheehee
Mooniee: Well at least you have a lot of food, Dai
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Don't hate me Lorak
Dai7789: Poor Lorak
Mooniee: Take it out on me next time we CKII
Mooniee: :(
Lorak: I will sell
Lorak: for enough
Dai7789: :D
Mooniee: Yay, Dai has caught the first place disease!
Round 8 of 12
Dai7789: Oh, poop
Mooniee: Yay poop
Mooniee: Other one
Mooniee: xD
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: I swear he appaered in the top one first
Mooniee: AWw you didn't get to feed your gambling addiction
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Lorak could get so much crystite
Dai7789: Wai
Dai7789: Wai
Mooniee: Rip
Mooniee: Oh wait I'm not orange
Dai7789: Good lord
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: One thing to note
Lorak: You can't keep more than 50 of any commodity between turns
Dai7789: Moonie are you just saving your crystite because you want me to be in first place?
Mooniee: Feed the colony you twisted bastard, Dai
Mooniee: Nah
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: I AM FAT BASTARD AND I OWN ALL THE FOOD
Mooniee: You can't be a fat bastard
Lorak: You are wasting your money by not selling it
Mooniee: You're attending uni
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: I think the colony desires energy
Mooniee: Oh oops
Lorak: Remember when I wanted food and energy?
Dai7789: I FED YOU!
Mooniee: I helped once!
Dai7789: I has a plan
Mooniee: Nice job catching up Lorak :D
Round 9 of 12
Dai7789: Oh I forgot to...ohh...
Mooniee: Oh I'll drive the pric-
Mooniee: Nevermind
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: Is this even worth it?
Lorak: Probably
Dai7789: I mean
Dai7789: Eh, true
Lorak: If you make good use of it
Dai7789: I could put more food down
Lorak: XD
Lorak: But if you put food on it, it won't be worth it
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: I am going to go all ROsa Parks on your food
Mooniee: And sit all your grain flat
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Hahaha
Mooniee: WE CAN BREAK THROUGH!
Dai7789: I'm poor
Mooniee: No, I'm poor
Mooniee: If anyone is poor
Mooniee: It's me
Dai7789: Oh no
Dai7789: Oh shit no
Dai7789: Lorak don't do it
Dai7789: LORAK NO
Dai7789: NOOOOO!
Dai7789: Moonie I think I lost
Mooniee: I think Lorak won. Oreprices ho
Lorak: I don't know how I managed to come back
Lorak: But this could be a win for me
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: How long were you planning that?
Lorak: Get that wamput
Lorak: Since last turn
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Thank goodness, you're finally coming to your senses
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: You fatty fat McFaterson
Mooniee: plsnopirates
Lorak: Food is only good if you actually sell it to people when they offer you $500 or $1100 for it
Dai7789: Shiet
Mooniee: xD
Mooniee: Power-ho
Mooniee: Crash the prices
Mooniee: HURRY
Mooniee: :D
Mooniee: nvm
Dai7789: Look at him go
Dai7789: He's still not more than 5k up on us xD
Dai7789: I think the colony has enough smithor
Mooniee: holla holla 15 dollah
Lorak: Yar
Mooniee: bling bling
Mooniee: I'm not even paying attention to which round this is
Mooniee: I hope this wont come back and bite me
Dai7789: 10th, I think
Lorak: :O
Dai7789: 10th or 9th
Dai7789: :O
Dai7789: He IS winning
Mooniee: This isn't a shock :p
Round 10 of 12
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: Well played Lorak
Dai7789: xD Yeah
Lorak: I haven't won yet
Mooniee: I wish I had money
Dai7789: Where is it?
Dai7789: I can't see
Mooniee: My one farm in the mountainside
Mooniee: MIddle left
Lorak: On th eleft
Dai7789: Ah
Lorak: wat fack
Mooniee: HAHAHAHAHA
Mooniee: What are these new events, holy shit
Mooniee: And what are these 3 billion mules
Lorak: I really shouldn't win this, being so far behind in land
Lorak: The ore sale didn't put me very far ahead.
Mooniee: I don't what is considered far ahead
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Know what is
Lorak: I was less than $1000 ahead
Dai7789: I am just trying to make the best of being 3rd here
Lorak: That's not much
Dai7789: Remember Moonier has 30 crystite
Mooniee: Oops
Mooniee: Orange and purple doesn't go well together for my notwearingglasses face
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: I AM wearing glasses and I get them confused
Mooniee: That makes me feel better
Lorak: Noooo!
Lorak: NOOOO!
Mooniee: First place curse
Mooniee: FIRST PLACE CURSE
Dai7789: Ayyy
Mooniee: FIIIIIRST PLAAACEEEE CUUUUURSE
Dai7789: Who wants to visit the food baron
Mooniee: Lorak does!
Mooniee: You don't want to buy ore at this juncture Dai
Dai7789: I'm gonna pretend I did that delberately
Mooniee: XD
Mooniee: 16 crystite? THat's cute!
Dai7789: Oh, right
Mooniee: Food baron my face!
Dai7789: I turned my farms into ore refineries
Mooniee: Srub :D
Mooniee: oops
Lorak: Thanks for the food, store
Mooniee: XD
Lorak: You could've gottn $50!
Lorak: If you sold
Lorak: tome
Mooniee: Paying attention like a pro
Dai7789: I'm the energy baron now fuckers
Mooniee: I just noticed something
Mooniee: Dai has the letters AI in it
Dai7789: DAMN IT STORE
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: Yeah, this had better be worth a lot to you
Mooniee: Sell to me, avoid Lorak winning maybe
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Dai is winning
Lorak: wat fack
Dai7789: I am also surprised
Mooniee: XD
Lorak: by 481
Mooniee: He's playing like A.L.A.N
Dai7789: I am also surprised
Mooniee: But winning like a boss!
Round 11 of 12
Dai7789: Why the hell did I pick taht
Mooniee: Because karma
Dai7789: He just wanted it more
Dai7789: I AM THE LAND BARON
Lorak: XD
Lorak: You have four empty plots of land. D:
Mooniee: There's two things that are certain in this world
Mooniee: The wampus is an ass
Mooniee: And I'm not winning
Lorak: Oh, five, or was that six?
Lorak: That's a lot of empty land
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: At least he has land to leave empty
Dai7789: They're going concerns
Mooniee: Zing!
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: As long as lorak doesn't win
Mooniee: No pressure, Dai
Mooniee: No pressure at all
Dai7789: Oh Lorak's won this
Mooniee: At.. All.. e__e
Dai7789: I have no idea at all how I managed to top the scoreboard last round
Mooniee: XD
Dai7789: I mean sure I have more energy than the national grid
Dai7789: But that's not gonna help
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: You -are- the national grid
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Oh god that one to the immediate left of the city is still not mine
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Eh
Dai7789: I am ambivalent
Mooniee: Be happy
Mooniee: It means you're in first place
Mooniee: Kappa
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: I forgot how fun this game is
Mooniee: And how much I suck at it
Lorak: >:D
Mooniee: Meteorite op
Dai7789: How does he get so much done in a turn
Mooniee: Hmm?
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Nobody...else?
Lorak: 72 is a shit price
Mooniee: XD
Lorak: It'll probably be higher next turn
Lorak: Of course, if pirates come, I'm fucked
Lorak: But we already had pirates on turn 1
Lorak: so chances are slim
Mooniee: XD
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: I thought it was actually nonexistant?
Dai7789: The jinxing is strong
Dai7789: :(
Lorak: I think there can be up to two pirates
Mooniee: NAh I'm good Dai
Mooniee: I vividly recall you saying the opposite
Dai7789: xDD
Dai7789: I was wondering if it would ever stop
Mooniee: Dai, is your name in real life Alan?
Dai7789: Apparently I have a surplus guys
Lorak: Well I hope I was right the first time
Mooniee: XD
Lorak: Kinda close
Dai7789: Yeah he's miles ahead
Lorak: All within 2k of each other
Mooniee: I'm still in it for second place
Round 12 of 12
Mooniee: You have the meteorite though lorak
Dai7789: Fack
Mooniee: rekt
Mooniee: 70
Mooniee: oman
Dai7789: No
Dai7789: Oh thank god
Mooniee: ?
Dai7789: I thought he was just gonna start throwing them out like he was feeding couriers in Dota 2
Mooniee: He wouldn't be able to get rid of em all
Lorak: XD
Lorak: if pirates hit this turn, I lose.
Mooniee: Jinx it more
Mooniee: Assbutt
Lorak: I'm just sayin'
Lorak: If pirates -don't- hit, I win
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Cmoooon pirates
Lorak: Or at least I better win
Mooniee: Yay gramps finally dead
Lorak: XD
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: xDD
Mooniee: NOOO
Mooniee: MULE PLEASE I'M NOT THAT BAD AT DANCING
Lorak: Whew
Mooniee: I'm not skipping this one :D
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: Oh damn the motherlode
Dai7789: Wonder why my power ran lo- Ohhh...
Dai7789: Ayyy
Mooniee: XD
Mooniee: Not to burst any bubbles
Mooniee: But
Lorak: :O
Lorak: Kreygasm
Dai7789: Holy shit
Dai7789: $140
Lorak: Oh wow Moonie produced more than me
Lorak: He might have passed me!!
Mooniee: Yeah I found 2 7 yield ones
Mooniee: Fuk ut meteorite
Mooniee: ur*
Lorak: This is scary, this is gonna be close
Dai7789: Here it comes
Dai7789: Here it cooooomes
Lorak: Moonie coudl have won
Mooniee: DON'T JI- Wait
Dai7789: Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Mooniee: Do go on
Mooniee: XD
Mooniee: Dai pls
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Lorak: :D
Score saved
Mooniee: Good game :D
Lorak: By less than $1000
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: Shouldn't have wasted mulebots
Mooniee: And just gone gambling
Dai7789: By...significantly more than $1000
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Our colony sucks
Mooniee: As it does
Dai7789: It's got tons of metal though
Mooniee: And power
Lorak: Haha
Mooniee: And food
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: And useless crystals
Dai7789: So overall it's actually alright
Mooniee: One would thing we could buy a prefab colony with all that moolah
Mooniee: But apparently nope
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: FUkn federation
Mooniee: REBELLION!
Mooniee: Rematch?
Lorak: I'm up for another if you guys are
Dai7789: Sure, why not
Mooniee: ALso Dai before that
Lorak: Lemme see if I can reel in a fourth real quick
Dai7789: Yyyo
Mooniee: The progression, roughly ore, until some assbut decides to crash the market thereby lowering the price, and then into crystite
Mooniee: With food and power as one goes
Lorak: I got lucky in that Ore actually peaked twice
Lorak: And I was th eonly one with ore mines
Lorak: Usually that doesn't happen
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: To be honest that wasn't really luck
Mooniee: I mean looking at it in hindsight
Mooniee: You did the right thing, and it was more or less guaranteed to pay off
Dai7789: Yeah
Lorak: I could've have done it, if it weren't for that one food somebody sold me.
Dai7789: It was clever play rather than luck
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: couldn't have*
Dai7789: I hope it was me
Dai7789: Wait
Mooniee: This is why
Dai7789: The correction changes my opinion
Mooniee: You're a dick
Lorak: XD
Mooniee: Dick dick dick
Dai7789: xD
Mooniee: dIck
Mooniee: diCk
Mooniee: dicK
Lorak: Okay I can't find a fourth
Mooniee: (I don't actually think you're a dick just so it's said. <3)
Dai7789: xDD
Lorak: ready for new game?
Dai7789: Yeah
Mooniee: Or I should say
Mooniee: I keep player knowledge and character knowledge mostly separate
Mooniee: Yo ho let's go