Training Mode - 12 Rounds

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Lorak joined the game in slot 1

Mooniee visits

Mooniee joined the game in slot 2

Dai7789 visits

Mooniee: Score!

Dai7789 joined the game in slot 3

Mooniee: Wait no, I want my lucky pink back

Mooniee unjoined the game

Lorak: XD

Mooniee: add an AI please

Mooniee: for a sec

Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>

Mooniee joined the game in slot 4

Mooniee: Danke

Dai7789: xD

<B.I.L.L.> was kicked

Mooniee: I need one advantage for my 155-160 MS

Mooniee: And that advantage is known as hot pink

Mooniee: (Remember the button)

Lorak: Dai is disgusting looking

Round 1 of 12

Dai7789: Mr Blobby reporting

Mooniee: Dai

Mooniee: pls

Mooniee: ALready with the dicks

Mooniee: :(

Mooniee: Don't fall for his trap

Dai7789: xD I know nothing of this game

Mooniee: Me neither. I remember some fun moments, and I remember playing

Mooniee: it

Mooniee: I also remember the wumpus being an asshole

Dai7789: Oh I remembe rthat

Lorak: XD

Lorak: Yeah he is

Mooniee: Come to think of it I remember plots being worth it in the start. Oops

Mooniee: If I claim to remember food spoilage

Lorak: XD

Mooniee: Is this correct?

Dai7789: Fuck it

Lorak: He was right next to you the first time

Dai7789: xD

Lorak: Also the wampus is important

Lorak: Need to get that shit

Lorak: No matter how much you embarass yourself

Mooniee: This is ore right?

Lorak: Yeah

Dai7789: It is?

Dai7789: I thought the one on the left was ore

Lorak: No that's crystal

Lorak: Wait, I put crystal too, didn't I?

Lorak: Man, I'm stupid

Mooniee: Yup

Dai7789: You did

Dai7789: That's why I followed your shit xD

Lorak: wat fack

Lorak: I produced literally nothing

Lorak: And the stock burned

Lorak: We're fucked

Mooniee: AHAHAHAHHAHA

Mooniee: Well I got ore

Mooniee: Harr de harr

Mooniee: Well this colony wont be going anywhere I think

Lorak: XD

Mooniee: xD

Lorak: Welcome to MULE

Mooniee: I will be down here if you need me

Dai7789: I'm doin' a danc- Oh fuck

Mooniee: This is already the most hillarious game I've played

Lorak: XD

Mooniee: I never saw anyone lose this fast

Mooniee: Lorak! *clap*

Dai7789: xD

Lorak: I've done it before

Dai7789: So we all die now, right?

Mooniee: I didn't see it

Mooniee: Naaah we'll be fine

Lorak: We probably lost

Lorak: But we can try

Round 2 of 12

Dai7789: Fuck

Dai7789: I pressed spacebar like twice xD

Dai7789: Missed both plots of land

Dai7789: Finally got a mountain

Lorak: XD

Mooniee: Wooo, all this land I won't be able to do nothing with

Dai7789: Wait

Dai7789: What do mules co- Oh screw it

Mooniee: 100 + upgrade cost

Lorak: Price of MULEs is based on price of Ore the previous turn

Mooniee: Derp, right

Mooniee: Nevermind me

Dai7789: You're kidding me

Mooniee: Oh man wampus you better not troll me you fukn douche

Lorak: XD

Lorak: Asshole wampus

Dai7789: Trolled

Lorak: :O

Lorak: Kreygasm

Mooniee: I should play with sound

Dai7789: u wot m8

Dai7789: xD

Mooniee: You did get all those crystals tho- lel

Lorak: Whew

Mooniee: Go Lorak go

Lorak: You guys need food and energy?

Mooniee: Dai, you know the part where I said lorak would die?

Mooniee: I take that back

Dai7789: Yeah

Dai7789: Now we get to die

Mooniee: So about that restart

Lorak: XD

Dai7789: I think I won that

Mooniee: You won the crystite war at least

Lorak: Sell the fuck out of that crystite

Dai7789: Oh you have to sell this

Lorak: XD Why would you buy it?

Dai7789: Hey Lorak

Dai7789: Wanna piece of dis

Mooniee: I am so out of food, and wont be extorted, so I wil lbarely have time to plonk a farm down

Lorak: Keep it coming

Dai7789: Come get it

Lorak: Higher and higher

Dai7789: I regret nothing

Mooniee: YOu should

Mooniee: :D

Lorak: you can go up higher than the top

Lorak: To offer more

Mooniee: Lorak is capitalist pig

Dai7789: Yeah, that bit I know

Mooniee: Pigdog

Lorak: XD

Round 3 of 12

Mooniee: At least I got all this land

Dai7789: I have to hammer the spacebar

Mooniee: Oh.. Right..

Dai7789: I am the starving Mr Pennybags

Mooniee: :(

Lorak: We probably should restart, to be honest

Lorak: You guys are kinda effed

Lorak: Especially if you aren't willing to spend $500 for some food

Dai7789: xD

Dai7789: My suicide is spite-inspired

Mooniee: I'll just slaughter the wampus

Mooniee: Oh wait, I can't even find the fucker

Mooniee: NEVERMIND

Lorak: At least you can gamble at the pub

Mooniee: Assbutt

Dai7789: CHAARGE

Dai7789: Aw

Lorak: XD

Mooniee: XD

Mooniee: I'm not THAT hungry

Mooniee: Jeez

Dai7789: So now I remember that food influences your time

Lorak: XD

Mooniee: Yeah, restart is in order xD

Mooniee: This is warmup

Lorak: All right

Lorak: Now that we all know how to play, kind of...

Lorak: Disconnect and I'll restart

Mooniee: Well, I should've known better

Mooniee: Dai is excused

Dai7789: xD

Mooniee left the game

Computer takes over Mooniee