You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.

Only 2 computers players are allowed.

TinKelp visits

TinKelp joined the game in slot 1

GabrielPope joined the game in slot 2

GabrielPope: hmm, not sure anyone else is going to join

GabrielPope: hrm

GabrielPope: might have to call it a night if no one else shows up

GabrielPope: the AI is way too stupid to make 2-player games any fun

TinKelp: Really?

TinKelp: I got some friends outside of thsi game I might be able to bring in

GabrielPope: go ahead and try, I guess

GabrielPope: I'm not going to go try to wake anyone up at 2 AM ;)

TinKelp: Everyone I know on Steam is either Snooze or Away

GabrielPope: everyone who logs in just immediately goes into a training game :/

GabrielPope: I don't get why anyone would seriously prefer playing against the computer

GabrielPope: I'll wait a few more minutes to see if anyone else shows up

Dzumowski visits

Dzumowski joined the game in slot 3

GabrielPope: oh hey

TinKelp: YES! A PERSON!

GabrielPope: I doubt we're going to get a 4th at this hour, so I'm just going to toss in an AI

Added computer player <D.A.N.>

Dzumowski: i know how does it feel when no one is coming

TinKelp: Feels like everyday of my life.

Dzumowski: hey i got won -50% what does it mean?

TinKelp: You REALLY suck

GabrielPope: it means the game is buggy, I think...

Dzumowski: it happen when it goes freeze

<D.A.N.> was kicked

Dzumowski: lets hit it

Dzumowski: show me the power of your factory

GabrielPope: hang on, a few more people entered lobby

GabrielPope: give it a minute

GabrielPope: nevermind, looks like no one's coming anyhow

Added computer player <J.I.M.>

TinKelp: I am going to economic the HELL out of you all.

TinKelp: Look at that, I'm already in first.

Round 1

Dzumowski: ha

GabrielPope: not much point assaying adjacent tiles

Dzumowski: why is that?

TinKelp: FUCJ YEAH

GabrielPope: the crystite distribution follows a pattern

GabrielPope: if one tile is empty, then none of the other tiles around it are going to have anything particularly good

Dzumowski: ah yes

Dzumowski: similar to this windows game

Dzumowski: that was nasty

GabrielPope: that's ok, he can take it

GabrielPope: he's in the lead, remember ;)

Dzumowski: last??

Round 2

TinKelp: Tense.

TinKelp: FUCK

TinKelp: never alt-tab

GabrielPope: oh bullshit

Dzumowski: what the

Round 3

Dzumowski: nooo

TinKelp: What swamp?

GabrielPope: hell yeah

GabrielPope: not that I can use it yet

GabrielPope: rofl

GabrielPope: although really, I almost would have preferred the mountain...

GabrielPope: c'mon tinkelp

Round 4

Dzumowski: kurwa

TinKelp: What?

Dzumowski: (means s#it)

TinKelp: !

GabrielPope: selling at 56?

Dzumowski: you never know what's gonna happen next

Round 5

GabrielPope: dammit

GabrielPope: he would've been short power if that hadn't happened

Round 6

Dzumowski: that's not fair

GabrielPope: oh dear

TinKelp: well

TinKelp: I learned a new strategy.

GabrielPope: all the mules seem to have spontaneously run away on their own

GabrielPope: oh noes

TinKelp: Haha fuck you

GabrielPope: karma, she is a bitch :(

Dzumowski: that's for this mulegate

GabrielPope: I was just trying to raise the price of ore :(

GabrielPope: this way everybody wins

GabrielPope: but mostly me

TinKelp: Oh hey, I have 1337 I AM A NERD KILL ME NOW

Dzumowski: wdsw

TinKelp: Hey, DUMBowski

GabrielPope: words are mean :(

GabrielPope: dzum?

TinKelp: No, words are mode, not mean.

TinKelp: MATHS HUMOUR

Round 7

GabrielPope: oh damn you

GabrielPope: that plot was clearly mine :(

GabrielPope: I totally feel retroactively justified for liberating the mules now

TinKelp: Who are you talking to?

GabrielPope: the dzumhead who took the plot next to all mine

Dzumowski: take it easy

GabrielPope: damn you jim

Round 8

TinKelp: love you too mom

Dzumowski: last aGAIN?

Round 9

GabrielPope: partly that's because you've got a lot of land, and the game undervalues land

Dzumowski: depends what this land cane make

GabrielPope: holy cow

GabrielPope: there's gotta be another high crystite tile around there

GabrielPope: either on your energy factory, or in the corner

Dzumowski: this information should be secret

GabrielPope: well, it would be visible by the production numbers anyhow

GabrielPope: although really, claiming the corner is just going to be a matter of hammering the button liike man

GabrielPope: *mad

GabrielPope: and frick, it actually blew up a couple of my mines

Dzumowski: what?

Dzumowski: only 3?

GabrielPope: planetquake

Dzumowski: ah yes

Round 10

GabrielPope: god damn I hope they speed this up

Dzumowski: they should

TinKelp: SHIT

Dzumowski: noooo

Dzumowski: kurwa

Dzumowski: i was hoping to count money now

Dzumowski: i thought crystite stealing can happen once only

GabrielPope: pretty sure each event can happen twice

Round 11

Dzumowski: faster faster

TinKelp: I am lacking.

Dzumowski: now we're taling

Round 12

GabrielPope: and now we wait

Dzumowski: why cpu isn't selling anything in 12 round?

GabrielPope: I'm pretty sure it's to your advantage to hold on to your stocks during the last 2 rounds

GabrielPope: or at least, not sell at the baseline price

GabrielPope: I believe the goods you hvae stockpiled are valued at $20 more than whatever the store's buying price is

Dzumowski: he's selling

Dzumowski: it never happen on atari

GabrielPope: hooray

GabrielPope: I am king of crappytown

TinKelp: I'm startinga coup

GabrielPope: in retrospect maybe sabotaging the colony was not such a great idea

GabrielPope: hrm

Dzumowski: i should care more about energy

GabrielPope: it looks like my valuation for assets is wrong

GabrielPope: although maybe it recalculates prices at the end

Dzumowski: how they are counting the assets?

GabrielPope: well, I thought in general it counted assets as being worth the minimum sell price + 20

GabrielPope: but my smithore would be worth more under that valuation

GabrielPope: unless it recalculates the price after the last turn

GabrielPope: anyhow, thanks for playing guys

Dzumowski: next time mate