Training Mode - 12 Rounds
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Lorak: You can be pink
Dai7789: :D
Dai7789: I have pushed my button
Lorak: All right, don't forget, first thign is land grab. Press button for the plot of land you want.
Dai7789: Ah, we all suck
Lorak: XD
Round 1 of 12
Lorak: Now... land is generally worth a lot
Lorak: But I'm not sure what the best price is early game
Lorak: beacuse you don't want to spend all your money
Dai7789: The guide said 'High'
Dai7789: Again?
Lorak: There can be up to 3
Lorak: it's random
Dai7789: Yeah I'm not contesting that
Dai7789: OR AM I
Dai7789: I'm not
Dai7789: Oh god
Lorak: Oh I have it skipping the AI so we don't watch them
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Gave up on the wampus so soon?
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Yeah
Dai7789: I had no idea
Lorak: It was right next to you
Dai7789: xDD Really?
Lorak: Yeah that one mountain right by the colony
Dai7789: :O
Lorak: I would buy it
Dai7789: Heh
Dai7789: 69
Lorak: Hehe
Lorak: There's 8 in the stock
Lorak: So you can get one from there
Dai7789: Ah
Lorak: You have to go all the way up to get it
Dai7789: How?
Dai7789: D:
Lorak: There's also random events
Dai7789: Yeah I noticed that
Lorak: If your'e in the lead, you're more likely to get a bad event
Round 2 of 12
Lorak: And if you're losing, more likely to get a good one
Dai7789: I got extra energy production
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: xxDD
Lorak: :O
Lorak: Best event
Dai7789: Yeah I dunno where the store is
Lorak: You buy things from the store during the buy/sell phase
Dai7789: Ohhhh...
Lorak: If you move your guy all the way to the top, you buy from the store
Dai7789: I am just rolling in energy
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Buy high, buy low
Dai7789: Best strategy
Lorak: Like, if you wanted to be a dick
Lorak: You could've bought all the food
Dai7789: I very nearly did
Dai7789: But accidentally
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Damn I don't have the money for a mule
Round 3 of 12
Dai7789: I gotta wonder
Dai7789: Why did you release that MULE last turn?
Lorak: Drive up smithore price
Dai7789: :O
Lorak: There's only 6 mules left
Lorak: And no ore in the store
Lorak: It takes 2 ore to make a mule
Dai7789: Ooh
Dai7789: He nearly got me then
Lorak: Damn cat-bugs
Dai7789: xDD
Lorak: Buy your shit first
Lorak: Focus on the wampus later
Dai7789: Pp[s
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: *oops
Dai7789: Wrong plot
Lorak: Unfortunately the AI is probably gonna sell ore
Lorak: When it'll be so much more expensive next turn
Lorak: You shoudl buy their ore
Lorak: :O
Dai7789: FIIIIRE
Lorak: Or not for that price
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: Come at me
Lorak: Haha
Lorak: Nice
Lorak: No mules for anyone
Dai7789: xDD
Dai7789: I think they're pissed that I keep screwing them around on land auctions
Lorak: Haha
Round 4 of 12
Lorak: Normally whoever is in the lead goes first
Lorak: But when there are 8 or less mules available, it reverses the order
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: Get dat wampus!
Dai7789: :O
Lorak: I already knew it was High
Lorak: Just wanted to confirm
Lorak: Also, one more important thing
Lorak: You can't keep more than 50 of any one item between turns
Dai7789: Well then
Lorak: The AI doesn't know how to take advantage of people
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: You will never get food or energy that cheap from real players
Dai7789: I feel like it's taking advantage of me
Lorak: Wait
Lorak: Move up
Lorak: I can offer more than the max
Lorak: Gah, didn't get to show you
Dai7789: xDD
Lorak: But buyers can keep going up
Lorak: To offer more and more
Round 5 of 12
Dai7789: xDD
Dai7789: Ahh
Dai7789: I see you've gone the COnnect4 method
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Yeah
Lorak: Also my no food, no energy strategy I did
Lorak: Usually won't fly against humans
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: I wanted to try more than one
Dai7789: But I didn't think I had time
Lorak: XD You had tons of time
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: You know there's a timer bar on the right side?
Dai7789: Oh the Wamous
Dai7789: Yeah, I saw it ticked to half in the time that it took me
Lorak: XD
Lorak: wat fack
Dai7789: :O
Lorak: My mule!
Dai7789: Bahahaha
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: SMithore's just gonna go down from here, right?
Lorak: Most likely
Lorak: Crystite varies between 60 and 140, I think
Lorak: or maybe 60 and 120
Lorak: And it's randome very turn
Lorak: There's also a random event where pirates steal all crystite
Dai7789: :O
Lorak: So hoarding it is a risk
Dai7789: Well fuck you
Lorak: XD
Lorak: I need food, too!
Dai7789: I meant DAN
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Oh right
Dai7789: Sees me walking up and runs up top
Lorak: Hahaha
Round 6 of 12
Dai7789: Fuckin' BILL
Dai7789: Stole my land
Dai7789: Waot
Dai7789: I don't even want this
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: xDD
Dai7789: I knew you'd do that
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: Holy shit he works fast
Lorak: XD
Lorak: I think they cheat when you don't watch their turns
Lorak: D:
Dai7789: So close
Dai7789: WAMPUS!
Dai7789: Damn it
Lorak: I need the AI to make more food for me
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: Oh, DAN has a lot of food
Lorak: Yeah more food
Lorak: The AI is so dum
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: I undulate rhythmically
Lorak: I wish I could remember the price range
Lorak: Ahh
Lorak: It's $48 and $148 for Crystite
Dai7789: Holy shit
Dai7789: Aaand fuck you AI
Lorak: XD
Lorak: You're the one that charged up there
Dai7789: xDD
Dai7789: Last time that happened they ran to the top of the screen
Lorak: XD
Round 7 of 12
Dai7789: Why did I pick the top left
Dai7789: That's where the black thing starts
Dai7789: xDD
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Whew
Lorak: Yes, DAN, build a bunch of smithore mines
Dai7789: Hey, he's beating me...
Lorak: Screw surveying, just build mines
Lorak: BILL thinkgs there's a lack of food
Dai7789: xDD
Lorak: :O
Lorak: Noooo!
Dai7789: Hm?
Lorak: Smithore prices will skyrocket!
Dai7789: :O
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Why?
Dai7789: Oh
Dai7789: Oh I see...
Lorak: Damn
Lorak: That could be bad
Dai7789: Sweet Jesus
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Fatass
Dai7789: xDD
Dai7789: I like being on the line
Round 8 of 12
Dai7789: FUCK
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Too slow
Dai7789: So Dan is going to win xD
Lorak: I'm gonna laugh when they win because of smithore
Dai7789: He's got all the smithore ever
Dai7789: Alright
Lorak: :O
Lorak: Sell! Sell!! Sell!
Lorak: Fucking Dan
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: He's taunting us
Dai7789: He paused halfway through
Lorak: XD
Dai7789: I am at least oging to beat Bill
Lorak: Shit
Lorak: No energy
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: Oh god
Dai7789: There are 4 turns left
Lorak: Sell fgt!
Dai7789: xD fuck it
Dai7789: FUCK YOU BILL
Lorak: That's gonna fuck me, having no energy
Round 9 of 12
Dai7789: Hah
Lorak: Shit
Lorak: I didn't get one
Dai7789: xDD
Dai7789: The psych out
Lorak: Guess I got it afterall...
Lorak: :O
Dai7789: Bill rolling in it
Lorak: Of course now all they make is energy
Dai7789: Well then.
Lorak: :O
Lorak: I hope I sold all mine last turn
Lorak: I don't remember
Dai7789: xD You did
Lorak: wat fack my farm made zero?
Lorak: rage
Dai7789: No 'lectrikity
Lorak: It was powered
Dai7789: D:
Dai7789: Oh yeah spoilage
Lorak: It just didn't make any
Dai7789: Sell to the store you dumbshits
Round 10 of 12
Dai7789: xD We've lost, haven't we?
Lorak: Probably not
Lorak: Well...
Lorak: I probably haven't.
Dai7789: xDD
Lorak: As long as my food farm makes more than zero this turn
Dai7789: Uhh
Lorak: You bought up all the food.
Lorak: Then didn't even use it
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: A subtle fuckover
Lorak: Hehe
Dai7789: Terrible price D:
Dai7789: xD
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: Hehe
Dai7789: So I forgot to move backwards
Lorak: XD
Round 11 of 12
Dai7789: I have no idea what I wanna do this turn
Dai7789: Probably just Pub it again
Lorak: MOAR CRYSTITE
Dai7789: xDD
Lorak: Look at all those non-crystite plots you have
Dai7789: Oh yay
Lorak: One?!
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: Yummy
Lorak: Too bad that didn't happen 5 turns ago
Dai7789: That's just...
Lorak: XD He's not selling?
Dai7789: That's just taunting me
Dai7789: That AI is taunting me
Lorak: -blows on nails-
Dai7789: xDD
Dai7789: Why
Lorak: XD
Lorak: Don't remember how many plots I have
Round 12 of 12
Lorak: Muahahahahha
Lorak: 12/12 crystite
Dai7789: xDD
Lorak: It's hard to make a lot of money with food and energy when playing with the AI because they don't understand the concept of taking advantage of desperate people.
Dai7789: Whup by eMule
Lorak: -slow clap-
Dai7789: xD
Lorak: Ooh max value on last turn, how nice
Dai7789: Bend over Bill
Lorak: XD
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Lorak: Aww, I thought you might've gotten second
Dai7789: xDD
Lorak: Not bad, we got over 100,000 total
Dai7789: :D