You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.
Only 2 computers players are allowed.
maxpwnage joined the game in slot 1
amz181 visits
nlfarside visits
amz181 joined the game in slot 2
maxpwnage: yay lol
LPrez visits
tado2 visits
nlfarside: haha
amz181: NO CPUS
LPrez joined the game in slot 3
nlfarside: is it me or me?
amz181: CPUS ARE SMELLY
tado2 joined the game in slot 4
maxpwnage: yea it was an accident
maxpwnage: ready?
amz181: no
LPrez: yes
amz181: i need to resucitate myself
nlfarside: ha
maxpwnage: how do i start..
LPrez: is it going to crash again?
nlfarside: i don't think it will crash
amz181: *crosses fingers*
LPrez: it must say somewhere
nlfarside: problem with cpu?
maxpwnage: wheres the start button
nlfarside: haha
maxpwnage: LOLOL
nlfarside: oh, this interface is quite difficult
tado2: maybe they will work the bugs out.
nlfarside: tado2 should probably press a button though
LPrez: yeah
amz181: why doesnt someone with experience of the "start button" create the server?
maxpwnage: haha
nlfarside: haha
LPrez: i think you jsut need tyo give it time
amz181: ok
maxpwnage: ok we will wait..
nlfarside: maybe it will say online?
gershom visits
amz181: where it says new game and jpin game, does it say starty there?
maxpwnage: learn how to port forward in the meantime amz181
tado2: i think we are ready. it isn't recognizing
amz181: nou
amz181: port forwarding is for super nerds
amz181: and i r only nerd
LPrez: oh its because of the spectators
gershom left the game
LPrez: i remember
nlfarside: :(
nlfarside: i will leave
LPrez: no offense farside
nlfarside: have fun!
nlfarside left the game
amz181: i must pass my nerd exams to port forwards
amz181: ?
amz181: go
tado2: lol
amz181: START
LPrez: i knew it
amz181: w00t
maxpwnage: ok now they can spectate
amz181: no you didnt
amz181: you knew nothing
LPrez: fuck off amz lol
Round 1
amz181: omfg how rude
LPrez: is it slow for you guys
amz181: haha
amz181: u guys sux
amz181: well only maxpwnage
maxpwnage: wtf haha
amz181: go
amz181: WAKE UP!
maxpwnage: dude that was
amz181: DONT DIE ON ME
tado2: ??
amz181: my turn
maxpwnage: the game killed my plot
amz181: yay
amz181: win
tado2: ah, that sucked
tado2: 4 you
amz181: i luff the mountain wampus
maxpwnage: we should gang up on amz, he talks too much crap :)
amz181: he is so kind to me
amz181: no
amz181: that would be racism
maxpwnage: ahha
LPrez: i agree
amz181: with me?
amz181: i knew you would
LPrez: both
LPrez: we should racism amz
amz181: omfg no waiz
maxpwnage: dont sell him food or energy lmao
amz181: no
maxpwnage: jk
amz181: thas what lprez wants
LPrez: oh dry
amz181: tado i luff you
amz181: come on
maxpwnage: actually the whole colony can die too
maxpwnage: so we do need to work together somewhat
amz181: yay teamwork
tado2: i shorted myself a little on food but not much
Round 2
amz181: why is the box moving so slow?
tado2: damn it moves slow
LPrez: yeah mad lag
maxpwnage: sorry dudes
tado2: their servers are Commodore 64s
LPrez: lol
amz181: its k baby
tado2: lol
maxpwnage: someone in my house
amz181: YES
amz181: I WINZ
maxpwnage: u wasted a lot of $$
LPrez: lol you dont have enough for mules
amz181: liez!
maxpwnage: hahahahaha
LPrez: no you gotta catch the wampus
amz181: i r pro wampus slayer
tado2: wampus carry bad germs
amz181: lolwut?
maxpwnage: man i need moar land
tado2: whats a moar land?
maxpwnage: more*
amz181: lol so lucky
maxpwnage: sell smithore!
maxpwnage: or else no mules
amz181: nou
LPrez: haha
amz181: broken>
amz181: ?
amz181: crashed?
LPrez: weird
maxpwnage: idk
amz181: you timed out apprently\?
amz181: i heard a bell
amz181: yay
tado2: ??
LPrez: who did
amz181: ITS ALIVE!
amz181: everyone apart from me
LPrez: so you did lol
amz181: no
amz181: i rule
amz181: i cant
amz181: wtf?
amz181: why cpuldnt i buy?
maxpwnage: you guys need more energy
Round 3
amz181: not agaun
amz181: NOOOOO
amz181: wtf
maxpwnage: is it b/c you
amz181: i didnt press space
amz181: and t baught the land
amz181: this is annoying
amz181: cant someone else host?
maxpwnage: yeah if they can port forward
Connection to amz181 timed out
amz181: how do i do that?
LPrez: there are instructions
maxpwnage: portforward.com
amz181: cant be bothered
maxpwnage: or if you know how to do it i can try to help
amz181: why isnt there a magic button
amz181: that say port forward
LPrez: this is annoying
maxpwnage: get an apple airport extreme, makes it easy
maxpwnage: you there tado?
amz181: im gonna disconnect guys, i cant be bothered to play such a laggy game
tado2: yes
LPrez: ok
amz181: bye
LPrez: maybe it will get better
maxpwnage: yeah i think it crashed
LPrez: peace
tado2: bye all
amz181 left the game
Computer takes over amz181
LPrez: i knew it
maxpwnage: it was him
maxpwnage: LOL
tado2: we can still go
tado2: bizarre
maxpwnage: it did say he was the one that had connection issues
LPrez: yep
LPrez: the newfoudn speed threw me off lol
LPrez: i dropped mu mule by accident
tado2: huuuge difference !
maxpwnage: amz ftl
LPrez: hehe
LPrez: i knew racism was the answer
maxpwnage: jesus my dad is going nuts
LPrez: why
maxpwnage: wants me to do chores
maxpwnage: so i gtg :(
maxpwnage: sorry dudes
LPrez: whut
LPrez: couldnt he have switched to cpu
tado2: crap he didn't though
LPrez: k well peace
LPrez left the game
Computer takes over LPrez
tado2: ah well, bye
tado2 left the game
Computer takes over tado2