Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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haicat joined the game in slot 1
Paxman visits
Paxman joined the game in slot 2
SeanTrunks visits
SeanTrunks joined the game in slot 3
Paxman: hiii
danceswithzerg visits
danceswithzerg joined the game in slot 4
haicat: wait is spider playing too?
Paxman: lol, you're pink
Paxman: right, yeah, spiders is coming too
danceswithzerg: your moms pink
haicat: we dont have enough slots
Paxman: D:
haicat: someones not gonna be able to play
Paxman: i can watch for this round
haicat: lol and let me just win
Paxman: lol
danceswithzerg: wut do
haicat: nothin yet
Paxman: wait for spiders
danceswithzerg: wow haicat copying my species
Paxman: oh man, beef
haicat: ye i looked forward in time and saw that you were gonna pick it
haicat: and i was like ima copy off of zerg cuz he so cool
danceswithzerg: :o
Paxman: lol
danceswithzerg: ill let it slide
haicat: i do it cuz i lub u
Spider visits
Paxman unjoined the game
Paxman: j to join spiders
Spider joined the game in slot 2
Paxman: aw yeaaah
danceswithzerg: wut now
Paxman: space bar to ready up
Round 1 of 12
Spider: how do i shot web
Paxman: space bar to buy land
haicat: press space when it gets to a place you like
haicat: get a mule
haicat: bottom right
haicat: then go up to food
haicat: leave to the right
haicat: fast
haicat: fast
haicat: go to your plot
haicat: and press space
haicat: go back to town
haicat: to pub
Paxman: ahhh
Paxman: so close
Spider: ohh, so the pub gives you money
haicat: yeah
Paxman: yeah
haicat: you need food
haicat: you need energy to power your farm
haicat: (and everything else)
Paxman: lol
haicat: you sell smithore to the store to make prices of mules go down
haicat: you sell crystals to the store for money
haicat: you use the robot to see the levels of smithore in the ground
haicat: sorry not smithore, crystals
Paxman: crap
Spider: the store set on fire?
Spider: lol
Paxman: lol yeah
haicat: lol
Paxman: random events happen
haicat: spider youll want to buy 1 food
haicat: lol zerg that was mean
Paxman: lol
danceswithzerg: what am i doing
Paxman: buying food
danceswithzerg: lol
haicat: you bought all the food and you sisnt need it
haicat: spiders needed it though lol
Paxman: the higher you go up, the more pricey it is
haicat: you want to be at 0 or in positive
Spider: i don't know what im doing
Paxman: it'll make sense
danceswithzerg: so i dont move then
haicat: ok when your food or energy is in the negative thats bad
haicat: you will want to buy more
Round 2 of 12
haicat: when you have no food your turn time goes down
haicat: spider buy a mule
haicat: then buy energy
haicat: no not food energy
haicat: noooo
Paxman: ah well
Paxman: sell it the mulee
haicat: ok go back and sell that mule
haicat: ah well
haicat: lol why are you doing that to my land
Paxman: lol
Paxman: as if you need the help
haicat: i just realized that i called zerg spider earlier
haicat: derp
Spider: lol
Paxman: next round try and choose land with rocks on them
Paxman: to mine smithore
haicat: rocks are good for mining smithore
Paxman: or teh river plots
haicat: river plots are good for farms
Paxman: barren land is good for energy
haicat: (zerg press space)
Round 3 of 12
Paxman: man, haicat
Paxman: you're gonna have so much food
haicat: food monopoly yo
Paxman: haha
SeanTrunks: NO
Paxman: yessss
Paxman: you want the gear looking one
danceswithzerg: still lost
SeanTrunks: pff
haicat: noo
Paxman: spidersss
Paxman: ah, nvm
haicat: put the gear one on the rocks
Spider: i don't know what's going on
Spider: sorry
haicat: its ok
Paxman: its fine, lol
Paxman: mules are getting low
haicat: ye
SeanTrunks: we must breed more mules
Paxman: lol
SeanTrunks: fart cloud
haicat: ill breed ur mule
Spider: why can't we just return mules to the store when we're done with them
Paxman: you can
SeanTrunks: lewd
haicat: wtf
haicat: i didnt produce any energy
Paxman: just bring them back to the mule shop
haicat: yall sell all your ore to the store
haicat: spider
haicat: noo
haicat: dont buy anyt
haicat: sean sell everything to the store
haicat: when you sell it to the store it makes more mules
haicat: theres no point in buying any
SeanTrunks: k
Paxman: lol
Paxman: zerrrg
Paxman: nooo
haicat: lol
Paxman: you have so much food
Paxman: you just bought everyone's food
Paxman: lol
haicat: i cant even
SeanTrunks: fat bastard
Paxman: haha
Spider: i think i'm getting the hang of this
Paxman: (:
Paxman: it's fun once you know what to do
danceswithzerg: dance?
Round 4 of 12
Spider: lol i don't even have enough money to participate in the auction
Paxman: lol
Paxman: remember to mvoe your farm from teh rocks
haicat: mines on rocks
haicat: farms on plains
Spider: how do you move things
Paxman: space
haicat: space
Spider: i'm guessing i'd need empty land first
Paxman: nope
haicat: no you just walk over there, pick it up and move it
Spider: yeah, but i mean empty land to put it down on
Paxman: yeah
haicat: well i mean all you needa do is swap your mine and your farm
Paxman: sean's land tsk tsk
haicat: no mules ffs
Paxman: haha, haicat
Spider: i'm going to be bankrupt
SeanTrunks: :0
danceswithzerg: dang ol batlizars
Paxman: you cant even afford a mule
SeanTrunks: Poor Haicat Jr.
haicat: yall sell all your smithore to the store
Paxman: wow
haicat: go to the very bottom
Paxman: you can see it for so much
haicat: spider
haicat: more mules will be made now
Paxman: see = sell
Paxman: haha
SeanTrunks: god damn zerg
Paxman: zerg's food
haicat: lol
haicat: spider buyt some foods
haicat: noo zergg
Spider: zerg omg
SeanTrunks: lol
Paxman: D"
haicat: you're in the negative now
Paxman: does the storehouse even have energy to give?
haicat: no
Paxman: i guess so
haicat: its at 0 atm
haicat: zerg omg
haicat: you sold all your energy too
Paxman: -_-
haicat: you arent going to have a turn this roundd
Round 5 of 12
Paxman: wow, sean has so much money
Paxman: lol
haicat: zerg you are sooo lucky
haicat: omg
Paxman: lol
Paxman: haha
Spider: ooh
haicat: PFFT
Paxman: lol
danceswithzerg: lol
haicat: i need energy and all i can afford is food
Spider: wow, i have $1000 now
Paxman: lol
haicat: omg
Paxman: oh man
haicat: lucky
Spider: omg
SeanTrunks: wait was that me land?
haicat: yes
Paxman: yeah
SeanTrunks: lol
haicat: zerg no
haicat: stop
Paxman: dont do itt
haicat: dont buy smithore
haicat: he already bought 2
Paxman: lol
Paxman: i have a feeling zerg isnt taking this seriously
danceswithzerg: :o
Paxman: O.O
haicat: you need food
haicat: like or you dont get a turn if you dont have it
SeanTrunks: hahaha
Paxman: lol..
haicat: lol have fun with no turn
danceswithzerg: i will :o
haicat: zerg stahp
Paxman: aw man
haicat: yeah he isnt taking it seriously
Spider: i'm laughing omg
SeanTrunks: grieferiffic
Paxman: haha
Round 6 of 12
Paxman: spiders, nooo
Spider: oops, i thought it would wrap around back to the top
Paxman: nopee
Paxman: ):
haicat: apfft
haicat: nigga now i cant afford shit
Paxman: lol
danceswithzerg: cmon step it up
Paxman: oh crap
SeanTrunks: MULE NO COME BACK
haicat: lol. you just put that one down too
haicat: dont buy any crystals zerg
haicat: nvm
Paxman: zerg, such a saint
haicat: zerg pleease tryyy
danceswithzerg: idk what im doing
Paxman: well it's your first time playing
Paxman: i dont blame you
haicat: dont buy anymore food zerg
Paxman: but at least try and learn it, its fun D:
haicat: nvm..
SeanTrunks: zerg eatin all them food
Paxman: lol
danceswithzerg: im hungry
Paxman: its mostly gonna get spolied
Paxman: spoiled
Round 7 of 12
Paxman: dammnnn
Paxman: mules are so pricey omg
haicat: ok dont buy anything zerg
SeanTrunks: note to self there are always flees there
Paxman: lol
haicat: yeah it always seems like the bugs are on that plot
haicat: ok now sell all your crystals
haicat: now sell 5 of your food
SeanTrunks: 1 mule
Paxman: lol
haicat: 11 ore though
haicat: sell 5 of your power zerg
haicat: if that number at the bottom is 0 for either food or power that means you have just enough to survive the next round
Spider: this game is fun
Paxman: yeah!
haicat: you pretty much always want to sell all of your crystals and smithore to the store
SeanTrunks: zerg
Round 8 of 12
haicat: you can also save them near the end of the game to build asset value
haicat: thats what you use to actually wint he game
Paxman: ^
haicat: but early game you wana sell them all
SeanTrunks: skibidibp pa
Paxman: remember to use that assay bot, spiders. scouts for some vaulable crystals
Spider: ooh okay
Paxman: its good for making moneeey
Paxman: haha
Paxman: again??
haicat: its always that one for some reason
Paxman: yeah
Paxman: lol
Paxman: wow, only 48?
haicat: zerg, but 1 food
haicat: buy*
Round 9 of 12
Paxman: oh man
Paxman: lol
Spider: i pressed space but it didn't register
Paxman: :/
haicat: it does that sometimes
Paxman: it gets pretty crazy this far in
haicat: wtf they still expensive
Paxman: lol no idea
Paxman: daamnn
haicat: zerg noo
haicat: dont buy any
Paxman: lol
Paxman: sean, holy crap
Round 10 of 12
haicat: poo
Paxman: zerg actuall owns a lot of land
haicat: didnt press in time
Paxman: y
danceswithzerg: no mule no cry
haicat: gofas sean gofas
Paxman: made itt
haicat: jsut in time
haicat: lol only 300
Paxman: flying cat-bugs
haicat: catbugg
SeanTrunks: catbugs?
SeanTrunks: i want one
haicat: no time
SeanTrunks: zerg lol wat
danceswithzerg: :o
Paxman: lol
haicat: http://internetboxpodcast.com/members/avatars/catbug-1365066244.png
haicat: i wouldnt mind if he ate my room
haicat: he's too adorbs
danceswithzerg: ill eat ur room
haicat: ill eat ur mum
danceswithzerg: ill eat ur pa
Paxman: lol
haicat: ill eat ur dick
Spider: ill eat ur dick
Spider: ill eat UR dick
SeanTrunks: HAHAHA
Paxman: lol
SeanTrunks: space
Paxman: haha
Paxman: yeah, holy crap
haicat: zer stahp
Paxman: lol
haicat: zerg's being a cocktease
Paxman: <3
Spider: ;)
danceswithzerg: /me flexes
SeanTrunks: wow thats long
haicat: thats what she said huhuhuhu
Paxman: hoohoo!
Spider: you can tease my cock anytime zerg
danceswithzerg: :o
Spider: lol
Paxman: (spacebar)
Round 11 of 12
Spider: sorry
haicat: who needs zerg when you have me
haicat: ill do more than tease it
Spider: true
Spider: ohohohohoho
Paxman: oh my
haicat: whhops was trying to go in wrong building
Paxman: lol
danceswithzerg: thank you comitee
Paxman: im sure you'll use it wisely
Spider: caaaaaash cash money money money
haicat: noooooooooooo
Spider: caaaaaaaaaash all i really want is
haicat: muh crystals
Spider: caaaaaaaash cash money money money
Paxman: spacebucks
Paxman: starbucks
Paxman: omg, you guys
Paxman: lol
Paxman: lol
Paxman: ridiculous
haicat: zzerggggg
SeanTrunks: NICE MOVES ZERG
Spider: funky
danceswithzerg: ty
SeanTrunks: groovy
haicat: (space)
SeanTrunks: ^
Paxman: your assets
Paxman: haicat
haicat: ill set your ass
SeanTrunks: 69
Paxman: is that from the crystals?
haicat: gears too
Paxman: ooo
haicat: omg zerg pls press space
SeanTrunks: welp
Paxman: haha
Paxman: gg
Round 12 of 12
SeanTrunks: zerg flew off
Paxman: oh shit
Paxman: last round
Paxman: haha
SeanTrunks: zerg
SeanTrunks: MAH L;AND
Paxman: GOD DAMN SHIP
haicat: gaw lee sean
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SeanTrunks: Woo!
haicat: gg
Paxman: gg!
SeanTrunks: i won
Paxman: nice, sean!
danceswithzerg: congratrations
Paxman: i thought haicat was gonna win it
Spider: congrats
SeanTrunks: *blushes*
haicat: <3
haicat: lol its cuz he saved all his money up
haicat: didnt ever spend any of it
Paxman: what happens when yout press the button to see the colony?
SeanTrunks: the jew jitsu
haicat: yuou just see the map
Paxman: oh, lame
SeanTrunks: ye
Spider: are we done?
haicat: yup
SeanTrunks: guess so
Paxman: does anyone wanna play again? maybe take a 20 min break?
haicat: im done
Paxman: ah, okay
SeanTrunks: i gotta finish haicat's thing
haicat: i gotta do idk
Paxman: lol'
Paxman left the game
haicat: one games enough for me
Paxman was disconnected
danceswithzerg left the game