Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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Cyber Ranger visits
Cyber Ranger joined the game in slot 1
callmemik visits
host4u: Hello host4u , Welcome to Planet Mule!
callmemik joined the game in slot 2
host4u: We have sent you here to mine crystite for your
host4u: home world that we need to make billions of atariPads.
host4u: If you don't starve first....mwhahahahahahaha.....
host4u: http://www.facebook.com/groups/planetmule
host4u: This is an autohosted game!
host4u: === host4u Bot Reputation: Fair (0) Bot Games: 0
hipscumbag visits
host4u: Hello Cyber Ranger , Welcome to Planet Mule!
host4u: We have sent you here to mine crystite for your
host4u: home world that we need to make billions of atariPads.
host4u: If you don't starve first....mwhahahahahahaha.....
host4u: http://www.facebook.com/groups/planetmule
host4u: This is an autohosted game!
host4u: === Cyber Ranger Bot Reputation: A+ (67) Bot Games: 91
host4u: Hello callmemik , Welcome to Planet Mule!
host4u: We have sent you here to mine crystite for your
host4u: home world that we need to make billions of atariPads.
host4u: If you don't starve first....mwhahahahahahaha.....
host4u: http://www.facebook.com/groups/planetmule
host4u: This is an autohosted game!
host4u: === callmemik Bot Reputation: Great (18) Bot Games: 33
host4u: Hello hipscumbag , Welcome to Planet Mule!
host4u: We have sent you here to mine crystite for your
host4u: home world that we need to make billions of atariPads.
host4u: If you don't starve first....mwhahahahahahaha.....
host4u: http://www.facebook.com/groups/planetmule
host4u: This is an autohosted game!
host4u: === hipscumbag Bot Reputation: Fair (0) Bot Games: 0
hipscumbag joined the game in slot 3
hipscumbag: i'm newbie
callmemik: welcome, newbie :)
Cyber Ranger: Did you play the training games, yet - noob? What's your story? Why should you play here, now???
callmemik: do you know how to play?
C-128 visits
C-128 has the same IP address as host4u
host4u: Hello C-128 , Welcome to Planet Mule!
host4u: We have sent you here to mine crystite for your
host4u: home world that we need to make billions of atariPads.
host4u: If you don't starve first....mwhahahahahahaha.....
host4u: http://www.facebook.com/groups/planetmule
host4u: This is an autohosted game!
hipscumbag: i've played a bit with the bots, which are fierce
host4u: === C-128 Bot Reputation: A+++ (163) Bot Games: 169
hipscumbag: and played a 2p (which is dumb because supply far outweighs demand)
C-128 left the game
hipscumbag: i would prefer to get together 4 newbies but it's been impossible
hipscumbag: to coordinate it
hipscumbag unjoined the game
hipscumbag joined the game in slot 3
hipscumbag unjoined the game
hipscumbag joined the game in slot 3
hipscumbag: why am i always the pumpkin robot
callmemik: y, hard to find players these days
callmemik: the character was assgined to your account when registering
Cyber Ranger: b/c that's what you created your acct as...
hipscumbag: ahh
hipscumbag: i'm interested in MULE because it's so different from other vg strat games
hipscumbag: Soren "Civ 4" Johnson is making a mule-inspired RTS
Cyber Ranger: you had a choice, unless you just skipped-thru the process...
hipscumbag: it was ages ago cyber, be nice
Cyber Ranger: No disrespect intended - just being direct
hipscumbag: i probably thought pumpkin guy looked funny & unassuming, i guess
Cyber Ranger: He does move kinda funky...
hipscumbag: i've called my noob friend, he'll be our 4th
hipscumbag: he's played some botmatches & that 2p before
dracohouston visits
host4u: Hello dracohouston , Welcome to Planet Mule!
host4u: We have sent you here to mine crystite for your
host4u: home world that we need to make billions of atariPads.
host4u: If you don't starve first....mwhahahahahahaha.....
host4u: http://www.facebook.com/groups/planetmule
host4u: This is an autohosted game!
host4u: === dracohouston Bot Reputation: Fair (0) Bot Games: 0
hipscumbag: is it tpical for people to hoard their smithore until the store runs out of MULEs?
dracohouston joined the game in slot 4
callmemik: gee
Cyber Ranger unjoined the game
Cyber Ranger joined the game in slot 1
dracohouston: dunno but bots love doing it lol
callmemik: two newbies?
hipscumbag: yeah
Cyber Ranger: Could you guys play a training game, please???
dracohouston: been there done that
hipscumbag: same
hipscumbag: we've done bot stuff
Cyber Ranger: fuck it - they're here, others aren't...
hipscumbag: and a 2p (but 2p is nowhere near how game is meant to be played)
hipscumbag: ty. gg
dracohouston: yeah lol theres no one on
Cyber Ranger: gle
dracohouston: hipscumbag got me to join to fill it ;)
hipscumbag: i will probably make a mess of myself
Round 1 of 12
hipscumbag: but i will do my best to not kingmake
callmemik: shit, forgot to turn sound on :)
hipscumbag: whiff
hipscumbag: yowzers
Round 2 of 12
hipscumbag: the wampus is a wily beast
hipscumbag: i guess mike really needs a wampus or a good pub trip or he's sunk?
hipscumbag: there we go
hipscumbag: oh, didn't realize the energy was paid to mules before production :-
dracohouston: oh dear
Round 3 of 12
hipscumbag: won't you be my neighbor
callmemik: hard time
dracohouston: lmao
hipscumbag: not gonna risk losing a MULE, yeah
callmemik: shit
dracohouston: lol bought 1 too many
hipscumbag: it happens
Round 4 of 12
hipscumbag: youre a good citizen mike
dracohouston: here comes sudovich to pop my bubble lol
callmemik: draco gonna be very rich next turn
hipscumbag: god what a nice turn
hipscumbag: cyber is doing well at dealin in the minor commodities
Round 5 of 12
hipscumbag: whats cyber onna do with all that juice i wonder
dracohouston: i think we're about to get owned lol
callmemik: this plot was assayed 3 times
hipscumbag: lol if you think i have any amount of memory capacity
hipscumbag: you need only watch me louse up at bridge to see what a fantastic dope i am
dracohouston: nice crystite price this turn
hipscumbag: tell me about it
callmemik: 1 min break at summary pls
hipscumbag: sure
dracohouston: k
hipscumbag: i can stand to pee / brush teeth
hipscumbag: ok 1 min break?
Cyber Ranger: sry, forgot - reflex action
hipscumbag: brushing teeth, ready when you are
callmemik: r
callmemik: Cyber?
callmemik: draco?
Cyber Ranger: r
dracohouston: im fine
Round 6 of 12
hipscumbag: oho. i think i'm starting to understand what ranger is up to
dracohouston: hes well stocked up
hipscumbag: what was the gloval event?
hipscumbag: hah. no smithore monopoly
hipscumbag: nash equilibrium in action
dracohouston: *shakes fist*
hipscumbag: watch the priates ruin us next turn
hipscumbag: hmm
host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(13.30%) Pests(20.00%) Radiation(13.30%) Acid Rain(13.30%) Sunspot Activity(6.67%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(20.00%) Fire(0%)
hipscumbag: how does one request that from host
Round 7 of 12
callmemik: bot:probs
host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(14.30%) Pests(14.30%) Radiation(14.30%) Acid Rain(14.30%) Sunspot Activity(7.14%) Meteor Strike(14.30%) Earthquake(21.40%) Fire(0%)
callmemik: here is how
hipscumbag: didn't realize no mining allowed in winter!
hipscumbag: thanks for showing me, mike
hipscumbag: *river, not winter
callmemik: bot:lastauction
host4u: Last Auction: dracohouston bought the plot for $1208
hipscumbag: bot:probs
host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(14.30%) Pests(14.30%) Radiation(14.30%) Acid Rain(14.30%) Sunspot Activity(7.14%) Meteor Strike(14.30%) Earthquake(21.40%) Fire(0%)
Round 8 of 12
dracohouston: omg hit too soon hahah
callmemik: there are only 4 highs
callmemik: always
hipscumbag: our little colony is now just a crystite factory for the earthlings :(
Cyber Ranger: As it says in the joining msg
Cyber Ranger: Sub-contractors, working for the "man"...
hipscumbag: seems like it'd be nice if other resources were more valuable in later game
hipscumbag: power certainly important, but eventually players have all the mules they need...
dracohouston: smithore easy to scale up though
hipscumbag: bot:prob
dracohouston: if you dont land on crystite sites enough
hipscumbag: yeah it's kind of the game to keep the price so high for you
dracohouston: hahaha
hipscumbag: oooooooooooh
dracohouston: ive been owned
Round 9 of 12
hipscumbag: steam sale [NOBUY]
hipscumbag: does this mean the wampus is extinct
callmemik: y
Cyber Ranger: y
hipscumbag: poor gentle,wealthy creature
callmemik: 0
hipscumbag: i don't know what the game means by "underground contours"
hipscumbag: is it just a simple radius?
callmemik: you mean tite?
hipscumbag: yeah
dracohouston: luckkkkkkky
hipscumbag: is it just that there's a "very high" surrounded by four "medium" surrounded by "low"
callmemik: a plot nex to a high as always a medium
Cyber Ranger: plots nxt to meteor not affected
callmemik: 2-plot distance from high is alow
hipscumbag: mike likes to keep us in suspense during prod round i guess
hipscumbag: ok so it is just a radius
dracohouston: my mighty smithore boner shrivels
hipscumbag: i don't see how the price could ever rise again
dracohouston: pay day
hipscumbag: pirate random event seems kinda stupid -- shouldn't be able to lose $3k on a roll of dic
hipscumbag: *snort*
Round 10 of 12
callmemik: draco saved my ass
hipscumbag: how's that
callmemik: he forgot to pick a plot :)
dracohouston: did i?
dracohouston: christ
dracohouston: colours too similar
hipscumbag: i just hamered furiously on space bar to try to avoid
callmemik: better keep it pressed
hipscumbag: good to know
hipscumbag: bot:probs
host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(18.20%) Pests(18.20%) Radiation(9.09%) Acid Rain(18.20%) Sunspot Activity(0%) Meteor Strike(9.09%) Earthquake(27.30%) Fire(0%)
dracohouston: im done for basically
hipscumbag: what is ranger doing?
callmemik: if two player press for the same plot it always gone to the one with lower rank in the game
hipscumbag: dumping mules to raise smithore price or something? seems odd.
hipscumbag: that seems... unsporting
callmemik: not odd, but it is too late for that
dracohouston: the games full of unsporting things
callmemik: very common strategy
hipscumbag: seems dani should have designed against that
dracohouston: christ how do 3 panels make 4 power, yeah i know it has a random modifier but holy lo
Cyber Ranger: I hate partner games
hipscumbag: draco is so decisively behind i see no harm in selling to him,cyber :)
Round 11 of 12
dracohouston: yeah you guys locked me out of 2 turns i dont think im coming back
hipscumbag: that's not collusion, that's me making profit
Cyber Ranger: no, it's you giving away stuff - no profit in it...
hipscumbag: i guess i'll get what i deserve when everyone's 9 crystite factories makes them a heap of money despite dry plots
callmemik: pirates now/
callmemik: ?
hipscumbag: i'd like that.
callmemik: likely
dracohouston: wouldnt he lose power to spoilage anyway?
hipscumbag: yeah, i think draco is far enough behind me i should pocket the $300 or w/e instead of just letting it rot. if my crystite sitch were better i'd swap the power panels for crystite but..
dracohouston: yeah, dont do that ;)
hipscumbag: noice
hipscumbag: bot:probs
host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(20.00%) Pests(20.00%) Radiation(10.00%) Acid Rain(20.00%) Sunspot Activity(0%) Meteor Strike(10.00%) Earthquake(20.00%) Fire(0%)
Cyber Ranger: This is fucked...
Cyber Ranger: no more fucking noobs
hipscumbag: i don't see how this is our fault, cyber
callmemik: well, you knew the would not spike ore
callmemik: they
dracohouston: no mule demand now anyway
Cyber Ranger: you create it, idiot
callmemik: y, you can burn mules
callmemik: and free some plots
Cyber Ranger: and open plots...
hipscumbag: sounds like a failure of prisoners' dilemma
dracohouston: well good luck with that, i'll be looking forward to the pay day
callmemik: pure speculation:)
Round 12 of 12
callmemik: prisoner's dillema is always a failure btw
hipscumbag: whoever breaks the price-fixing makes all the money & everyone else gets nothing
hipscumbag: so nash equilibrium is that everyone sells rather than get cuaght holding the bag
Cyber Ranger: ...sounds like a liberal democrat speaking...
hipscumbag: or a game theorist ;-)
Cyber Ranger: yep, just like an engineer...
hipscumbag: this game is neat but i might not bother playin it again
hipscumbag: high hopes for Offworld Trading Company tho
callmemik: c'mon, it is just great
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
host4u: Game Completed, Hosting Bot Will Start a New Game in 30 Seconds, Thanks for Playing.
host4u: Cyber Ranger Bot Reputation now: 68
host4u: callmemik Bot Reputation now: 19
host4u: hipscumbag Bot Reputation now: 1
Score saved
host4u: dracohouston Bot Reputation now: 1
dracohouston: we find it hard to scrape together people for games
Cyber Ranger left the game
hipscumbag: i think its pretty neat but the diversity of strats is a little thin
Cyber Ranger was disconnected
dracohouston: thanks for letting us play fellas
hipscumbag: yes, thank you!
dracohouston: gg