Training Mode - 6 Rounds
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vanSulli joined the game in slot 1
ChronosDragon visits
ChronosDragon joined the game in slot 2
vanSulli: just so you know, the game starts us with rankings based on join order
vanSulli: so you're in 2nd place right now
ChronosDragon unjoined the game
ChronosDragon joined the game in slot 2
ChronosDragon unjoined the game
ChronosDragon joined the game in slot 2
ChronosDragon: omi was fat and ugly
vanSulli: also omi was addicted to drugs
vanSulli: we hurt his feeling
vanSulli: he only has one
ChronosDragon: his only feeling is orgasm
ChronosDragon: and we hurt it
judas visits
judas left the game
ChronosDragon: judas was here
ChronosDragon: traitor
vanSulli: public chat suggests he actually is a traitor
omni visits
omni joined the game in slot 3
vanSulli: Keys are wasd or arrows, Space to use, etc
Round 1 of 6
vanSulli: true games are 12 rounds long
vanSulli: you'll want to outfit for energy
vanSulli: get the solar panels on the MULE
vanSulli: walk into the mule thing
vanSulli: bottom right
ChronosDragon: buy a mule first
vanSulli: put it in your plto
vanSulli: hurry
vanSulli: press use to place it
omni: I hit space
omni: why does acid rain increase food
vanSulli: no clue
vanSulli: balance but idk why
vanSulli: buy this shit
vanSulli: buy it with me
vanSulli: or I'll have to buy it all
vanSulli: fine
omni: I have no idea what I'm doing
vanSulli: These are auctions
vanSulli: top is selling, bottom is buying
vanSulli: the store has 8 units of stuff right now
vanSulli: you can have a small surplus of food an energy before they spoil
vanSulli: 1 extra unit of food, and 2 or 3 of energy
vanSulli: nothing else spoils
omni: this game is very 1990
vanSulli: literally
vanSulli: Omni, you sold yourself into a shortage
ChronosDragon: lol
vanSulli: you want to keep enough resources for yourself
omni: I have absolutely no clue what is going on
ChronosDragon: just play along
omni: I get that it's an auction
omni: that's where my understanding ends
Round 2 of 6
vanSulli: get a river plot omi
vanSulli: and place food there
vanSulli: select something
vanSulli: uh
ChronosDragon: omi, buy this
vanSulli: ok buy this plot at least
vanSulli: you need land
vanSulli: lol
ChronosDragon: lol
vanSulli: I got no money
ChronosDragon: but lots of smithore
ChronosDragon: that's how he won last time
ChronosDragon: lol
vanSulli: fuck yeah
vanSulli: I also have one of the highest 'tite plots in the game so fuck you all this is in the bag
vanSulli: omni, place food on one of your plots, and energy on the other
omni: pfft clearly I'm going to make an incredible comeback and win
vanSulli: First, walk into the MULE corral to buy a mule
ChronosDragon: lol
vanSulli: then outfit it for your resource of choice
omni: lol
vanSulli: Then walk onto your plot
vanSulli: press space to plop it
vanSulli: like that
vanSulli: now for food
vanSulli: you can change it to energy later but you'll need food for now
vanSulli: down to the left
vanSulli: hit the pub when you only have a bit of time left; it gives you free money in exchange for the rest of your time
vanSulli: Hunting the wampus requires you to seek out the little blue icon that appears when you hear the beep and using it
vanSulli: it gives you money for catching it
vanSulli: okay buy food from p0p or the store
vanSulli: give him a low price lol
ChronosDragon: lodes of monE
vanSulli: the number below you shows your surplus or shortage
vanSulli: 0 means you have sufficient
vanSulli: positive means a surplus
vanSulli: so buy the energy omi
vanSulli: the store is selling
ChronosDragon: buy it
ChronosDragon: faget
vanSulli: the price is fixed
vanSulli: that's all you could afford
ChronosDragon: oh he's pore
ChronosDragon: lol
omni: I don't understand how to use the auction interface
vanSulli: walk up and down
Round 3 of 6
vanSulli: it represents your offer price
vanSulli: okay so this round you want to move your farm plot into the river
ChronosDragon: lolz
ChronosDragon: van is bankrupt
vanSulli: cum out
vanSulli: pls
vanSulli: fak
vanSulli: I am poor
ChronosDragon: whoo
vanSulli: fuck you p0p
vanSulli: I hope you lose a plot of land due to the claim not being recorded
vanSulli: I hope the wampus catches you instead
vanSulli: omni, idk if you can afford anything so move your plot to the river first
vanSulli: andthen try to buy more mules
vanSulli: so walk to the lft
ChronosDragon: press space while on it to pull it up
vanSulli: pick up your plot with space
vanSulli: go to the farm plot
vanSulli: pick it up
vanSulli: move to the river bed plot you claimed
vanSulli: place it
vanSulli: you can't afford anything else
vanSulli: yeah
vanSulli: there we go
vanSulli: okay so for auctions, your position represents how much you're offering
vanSulli: if you're on top pointing down, it means you're selling
vanSulli: iif you're on the bottom pointing up, it means you're buying
ChronosDragon: cmon van, fucking sell
vanSulli: not until the mules dissapear
vanSulli: Burn some
vanSulli: you can afford it
vanSulli: outfit them and release them to the wild
vanSulli: it'll force the store to make more
vanSulli: I am poor
vanSulli: omi
vanSulli: sell
vanSulli: help
vanSulli: fak
vanSulli: you needed the money too
vanSulli: sell your surplus, omni
vanSulli: it'lls poil if you don't
vanSulli: hahaha
vanSulli: you can have up to 2 without it spoiling I think
vanSulli: but you do need the money
vanSulli: I'm not buying any more stop moving
ChronosDragon: winning
vanSulli: if you move it slows the timer down because it thinks you might be tyring to buy something
ChronosDragon: motherfucking charlie sheen right here
Round 4 of 6
vanSulli: get a mountain plot omi
vanSulli: press space when its over a mountain
vanSulli: and put smithore on it
vanSulli: fucking
ChronosDragon: hehe
ChronosDragon: go omi
vanSulli: yeah that one
vanSulli: oh shit
vanSulli: well put something down
vanSulli: put it next to the other farm
vanSulli: for the position bonus
vanSulli: you can swap it with the energy plot to get a bonus
vanSulli: motherfucker
vanSulli: we're doing so bad
vanSulli: you get more production if you have identical resources right next to each other
omni: I think I've basically done as bad as is possible
omni: I get what's going on now though
vanSulli: I've actually done worse believe it or not but that was vs ai
vanSulli: I tried playing the game vs ai to begin with as opposed to other people nad it kind of fucked up my perception of the game
vanSulli: no p0p
vanSulli: put it on the plot with more mountains
vanSulli: more mountains = more ore
ChronosDragon: oh
ChronosDragon: that would have been good to know
vanSulli: do not sell
vanSulli: burn more mules
vanSulli: if we can actually afford to buy them it'll help a lot
vanSulli: if there's a fire in the store we're screwed
vanSulli: normally that's a good thing
vanSulli: buy, omi
vanSulli: you have a shortage
vanSulli: there we go
Round 5 of 6
vanSulli: normally it would be possible to make a comeback from that sinc the game is usually 12 rounds long
vanSulli: you go first this time
vanSulli: yeah
vanSulli: no time
vanSulli: you'll lose it
vanSulli: what are you doing the wampus was right there
omni: so what's this about the store having a mule shortage?
vanSulli: The store has 3 mules left
vanSulli: we want it to have 0 mules left because then it'll really really need smithore
ChronosDragon: whoops
omni: oh and prices go up?
vanSulli: then we can sell all of our smithore for ltos of money to the store
vanSulli: yeah
ChronosDragon: whats the button to let the MULE go
vanSulli: space
vanSulli: place it in a plot you don't own
ChronosDragon: oh
omni: does one plot produce one unit or how does that work?
omni: how do you know if you have enough farms to meet your food needs?
vanSulli: the units are displayed onscreen during produciton
vanSulli: that's the little blibs
vanSulli: sell
vanSulli: A winrar is me
vanSulli: I am the champion
vanSulli: your surplus is the number displayed below your avatar in the auction screen
vanSulli: it can also be negative for a shortage obviously
vanSulli: so you have 3 units to sell
vanSulli: otherwise if you sell more you'll have a shortage
vanSulli: I need 4 units
vanSulli: come and get it fatty
vanSulli: this is for leading me
vanSulli: in the previous rounds
Round 6 of 6
vanSulli: now it doesn't matter what you do because this is the last round
vanSulli: so do whatever
vanSulli: produce units obviously
vanSulli: but there won't be an auction because this is endgame
vanSulli: mine
vanSulli: and all mine
ChronosDragon: :)
vanSulli: didn't read it
vanSulli: w
vanSulli: what did you get
ChronosDragon: d plot
vanSulli: ah
vanSulli: we did terrible
vanSulli: admittedly for a half-game
vanSulli: but terrible nonetheless
vanSulli: protip: its faster to walk outside the store than inside because of the differences in scale
vanSulli: 'tite or ore, omni
vanSulli: put them on empty or mountain plots
vanSulli: in both cases ones you own
vanSulli: ...and that's a wrap
vanSulli: thing is, we didn't really assay for crystite so its possible to get fucked on 'tite
vanSulli: which is why i said "or ore"
vanSulli: 3 measley units
vanSulli: at $96
vanSulli: we suck
vanSulli: and we took a whole half-hour to play
vanSulli: I feel bad
vanSulli: my internet license is gone
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vanSulli: hey wat
ChronosDragon: awwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaah
vanSulli: well then
ChronosDragon: pulled it through with money and assets
vanSulli: that plot of land
vanSulli: No you win anyway
vanSulli: acutally
vanSulli: no
vanSulli: We pretty much tied without your free plot
ChronosDragon: lol