Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
Not showing computer player development
Magil joined the game in slot 1
DTrig visits
LizardFungus visits
PREDATOR visits
DTrig left the game
LizardFungus joined the game in slot 2
DTrig visits
PREDATOR left the game
DTrig joined the game in slot 3
OtherGentleman visits
DTrig: Fungus
DTrig: Let him be player 2
LizardFungus unjoined the game
OtherGentleman: yep, that's the one I can see best
OtherGentleman joined the game in slot 2
LizardFungus joined the game in slot 4
OtherGentleman: Arigatou
DTrig: YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS MAN
DTrig: COME ON
OtherGentleman: IT'S GOOFY TIME
DTrig: DAD STOP
OtherGentleman: GOOD MORNING SONE
LizardFungus: I'M FIRST
Magil: Err, Gentleman, is that color fine?
OtherGentleman: I'm already in last place
LizardFungus: SUCK IT
Round 1 of 12
OtherGentleman: preemptive lag
DTrig: NO
DTrig: I
DTrig: NO
DTrig: I DIDNT
DTrig: NO
DTrig: PLEASE
DTrig: WHY
Magil: hue
DTrig: NO
DTrig: NO
DTrig: NO
DTrig: NO
DTrig: NO
DTrig: No
LizardFungus: hahah choosing that mountain is going to bite me later
OtherGentleman: hi there
Magil: HAHAHAHA
OtherGentleman: worth the $600 grain monopoly
Magil: WELL SEE, GENTLEMAN. WELL SEE.
Magil: HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN.
LizardFungus: I'm so good at this
OtherGentleman: what's going on now??
Magil: DIDNT YOU READ THE SIGN?
Magil: NO MOUNTAIN WAMPUS
Magil: GOD DAMMIT YOU HAD ONE JOB
DTrig: FUCK
DTrig: OHOW DID THIS
DTrig: FCK
LizardFungus: lel
DTrig: I hope he dies
LizardFungus: I don't give shit anymore guys
OtherGentleman: GJ
LizardFungus: this game ruins me
OtherGentleman: was it called ASSY in the original game?
OtherGentleman: Time for your AA meeting
OtherGentleman: High wampus found
Magil: What are you supposed to do with the fucking wampus anyways? Do you press the button on it when he appears?
LizardFungus: yes
Magil: AW YEAH
DTrig: OF COURSE
Magil: LOOK AT MY BOUNTY
OtherGentleman: BOOTY
Magil: YOU ALL JELLY ABOUT MY JELLY
OtherGentleman: two smaller bounties >> one large one
OtherGentleman: no shit
DTrig: FUCK YOU
DTrig: FUCK
DTrig: YOU
OtherGentleman: you have been fed, quit complainin'
DTrig: HAH
DTrig: HAHAHAH
DTrig: NOW WHO CONTROLS PARK PLACE
Magil: Thanks for the cheap energy, Trig.
OtherGentleman: I have enough for a severred mule
Round 2 of 12
Magil: Hell nah.
OtherGentleman: I can't even bid hahaha
Magil: You niggas can buy that overpriced piece of crap if you want.
OtherGentleman: >high crystite
OtherGentleman: is assy free?
OtherGentleman: save time
DTrig: yes
Magil: Yes. You can get free ass in this game.
Magil: If you catch the fucking wumpus again man, I swear...
DTrig: OH MY GOD
OtherGentleman: ahahahahha
Magil: HOLY FUCKING ASSHOLE
DTrig: http://www.the-coming.com/gallery/albums/upload/batch/wampus.gif
Magil: Why is everyone getting good luck except me?
Magil: I mean, that acid rain sucked ass.
OtherGentleman: Post-turn luck isn't based on your rank I don't think
OtherGentleman: Pre-turn events are
Magil: Welp.
OtherGentleman: stock of mules?
DTrig: were gonna starve
Magil: MULEs are gonna be fucking expensive now.
OtherGentleman: magil, did you have both river plots?
Magil: Nope.
DTrig: HEY
DTrig: FUCK
DTrig: YOU
Magil: Thanks for the free dosh.
DTrig: Die
OtherGentleman: CAPITALISM
OtherGentleman: FUCKYOU! the game
Round 3 of 12
DTrig: meh
Magil: You always end up overpaying.
DTrig: That hardly ever happens to me tho
OtherGentleman: magil'd
Magil: OH SHIT
DTrig: I can usually rely on Fungus turning into a sperg when I start running it up and wreck his shit
LizardFungus: http://tcrf.net/images/d/d9/AtomicRatchet.ogg
Magil: FUCKING KAZINGAS
Magil: I DONT EVEN WATCH THAT SHIT
DTrig: COLECOVISION + EVERYTHING
DTrig: GET THEM OVERLAYS PRINTED
OtherGentleman: drink the mules
Magil: NOPE
DTrig: FUFJV
DTrig: MO{SFvS
DTrig: FbjDIPN DFNIP
DTrig: DF
DTrig: niSnDTD
DTrig: NID
DTrig: NTIPBD
DTrig: NIPTBDF
DTrig: NIPDb
DTrig: nDF
DTrig: ndiS
DTrig: RNIDF
DTrig: FBn
DTrig: nnbi
DTrig: dgb
DTrig: nidt
DTrig: nipdtni
DTrig: dtnbip
DTrig: DSTHNI
DTrig: dsT
DTrig: NIsdth
DTrig: nipdth
DTrig: nip\dth
DTrig: nipdth
DTrig: p\stgn
DTrig: ipstf
OtherGentleman: RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
Magil: Quit whining.
OtherGentleman: quit winning
Magil: You're winning.
Magil: I'm in 2nd.
Magil: OH SHIT.
DTrig: YES
OtherGentleman: >fungus
DTrig: let him sell it back to the colony so our mule prices arent fucked
Magil: NO.
DTrig: FUCK YOU MAG
Magil: I WANT TO SEE SUFFERING AND PAIN.
Magil: >666
Magil: Oh shit.
OtherGentleman: don't care, still making a killing
Round 4 of 12
OtherGentleman: capitalism's a bitch
DTrig: FUCK YOU
OtherGentleman: I didn't see what's for sale
OtherGentleman: did he died?
Magil: I was just taking in the cool, Irata wind.
DTrig: YOu were looking for the Wampus
DTrig: asshole
LizardFungus: >building energy on a mountain
Magil: No I wasn't.
Magil: I was just taking a break.
DTrig: Sure
OtherGentleman: it's next to another energy
OtherGentleman: energy production boost
LizardFungus: fuck they actually chain up together?
Magil: Not AFAIK.
Magil: But I haven't really read that much, so don't take my word for it.
OtherGentleman: it's an event? I thought it was always the case
OtherGentleman: two of the same type next to each other, get a boost
Magil: I dunno. Do you mean when the game informs you of 100% production?
OtherGentleman: no, I mean a production boost for having two of the same type factory next to each other
Magil: DUDE.
Magil: STOP THAT.
OtherGentleman: GJ
DTrig: what
Magil: SERIOUSLY.
Magil: IM GOING TO KICK YOU IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT.
LizardFungus: guys
LizardFungus: I don't care anymore
LizardFungus: I realize that I'm never going to win this game
OtherGentleman: when you learn to let go, is when you find peace
OtherGentleman: or whatever that fight club line is
DTrig: That was certainly butchered ._.
OtherGentleman: starvin' marvin
OtherGentleman: starvin' magil
Magil: LOOK AT MY SMITH WHORES MAN.
DTrig: get rekt
Magil: JUST LOOK AT THESE SHINY METALS.
DTrig: Sellthem back to the colony you useless fuck
Magil: NO.
Magil: MY PRECIOUS.
DTrig: WE NEED MULES
DTrig: YOU FAGGOT
OtherGentleman: "it's only when you let go of everything that you're free do to anything"
OtherGentleman: Is that it?
Magil: No you don't. You just let them run away.
DTrig: Yeah
Magil: You're a disgrace for the duck race.
LizardFungus: who even cares anymore
Round 5 of 12
Magil: Hah.
DTrig: huehue
OtherGentleman: still relatively cheap for round 5 prices
DTrig: jfc the mules
DTrig: THE MULES
OtherGentleman: you've got 3 empty plots and you're gonna assy?
DTrig: feel with it
OtherGentleman: I ALREADY CHECKED THERE HAHAH ENJOY YOUR NO CRYSTITE
DTrig: ?
DTrig: You mean the bottom right corner?
DTrig: OH SHIT
OtherGentleman: I assy'd the same spot just left of the southmost riverbed
OtherGentleman: HAHHAHHAHA
DTrig: Fuck these pirate niggers
DTrig: MAG
Magil: Why didn't you steal the mules you inconsiderate fuck?
DTrig: SELL THIS SHIT BACK
Magil: No.
DTrig: FUCK YOU
OtherGentleman: what's the highest you've ever seen cyrstite fetch for?
DTrig: 174
Magil: Wow.
Round 6 of 12
Magil: Winning by 80.
Magil: Nice.
OtherGentleman: oh fuck, 420CD, just went to a darkpsy mix I haven't heard in 5 years
DTrig: God is punishing you
Magil: Not really.
OtherGentleman: hmm, it's not mountain tiles that slow you down, it's the actual sprite
Magil: Yep.
Magil: NOPE
Magil: Aw.
OtherGentleman: YEP
DTrig: YUS
Magil: 11 bucks.
Magil: LIVING ON THE EDGE BABY.
OtherGentleman: can't even afford the mule prices that you artificially rose
Magil: They're actually inexpensive.
Magil: I don't even understand why.
OtherGentleman: yeah go figure
Magil: So instead of being evil, I'm actually doing good.
Magil: I'm not buying Trig, and you know it.
Magil: I'M THE RICHEST MAN ALIVE WITH 11 BUCKS
Round 7 of 12
OtherGentleman: LAG'd
Magil: ILL BUY THAT FOR 11 DLLS
Magil: NOT A PENNY MORE
OtherGentleman: MAGIL'd
DTrig: `All those wampus paying dividends for you, Fungus]
LizardFungus: I'm going to find a wampus just because you said that
Magil: It kind of sucks that I have anxiety issues and that I can't actually focus much in the game.
Magil: I'm just doing random shit.
DTrig: mup
Magil: If only I could focus, I could actually snipe better prices for all this smithore.
Magil: But I'm not even paying attention.
Magil: NO
Magil: DONT YOU DARE
Magil: THATS A GOOD FUNGUS
LizardFungus: Dtrig is tempting mer
LizardFungus: *me
OtherGentleman: HIGH
DTrig: hahahahahaha
DTrig: fuck
Magil: OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
DTrig: *sob*
Magil: You enjoying that food, fatty?
DTrig: How do your rocks taste, faggot?
Magil: I've ascended to a superior state of being.
Magil: I don't need food anymore.
Round 8 of 12
LizardFungus: I have the best smithore produtcion
LizardFungus: and that makes me happy
LizardFungus: *production
LizardFungus: lel
DTrig: really
Magil: I know. Weird, huh?
OtherGentleman: inverse rule of mule
Magil: Wait, did I actually set up a mine?
Magil: Silly me.
Magil: Oh wow.
OtherGentleman: WELL THEN
LizardFungus: gg
DTrig: fuck this again
Magil: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Magil: There, you happy?
Magil: GIVE ME YOUR CRYSTALS
DTrig: fuck you
Magil: THEYRE ALL THE RAVE NOW.
DTrig: Poor Mag
DTrig: He cant even eat rocks now
DTrig: He had to sell them all for money
DTrig: >My shit is worth more than everyone
DTrig: >losing
Round 9 of 12
DTrig: FCK THAT
Magil: Enjoying your decadence?
Magil: FUCKING BAT LIZARDS
Magil: Well shit.
Magil: You and your Wumpus and your secret valuable computers.
LizardFungus: I love energy
Magil: WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
DTrig: hahahahahahahahaha
Magil: I KNEW SHENANIGANS WOULD OCCUR
Magil: I FUCKING KNEW IT
DTrig: hahahahahahahaha
DTrig: hahahahahahahahahah
DTrig: Your mother can get fucked by niggers magil
DTrig: I hope she likes it
DTrig: You and your fucking ore
DTrig: You're nothing
Magil: OH DEAR GOD IM STARVING
Magil: GIMME THE CHOCOLATE HISAO
OtherGentleman: ah, that explains the wahaha's
LizardFungus: ENERGY
OtherGentleman: was gonna call you magil mikado but wasn't sure you'd get it
Magil: Not really. I've used that long before that shit.
OtherGentleman: you and your drills
Magil: Huh.
DTrig: the scores are so close
Magil: Oh, it's because of the plots.
Magil: He has more plots.
LizardFungus: w-w-what
Magil: What are the size of your plots, Fungus?
LizardFungus: I'm winning?
Magil: <3
OtherGentleman: used your hair drills way before 4LS (or your smithore drills)
Round 10 of 12
Magil: You can thank me for having relatively inexpensive MULEs througout the game.
Magil: Makes you wonder what would've happened had I not been here...
DTrig: YES
DTrig: FUCK
DTrig: GOD DAMN
OtherGentleman: SKILLZ
Magil: LIVING ON THE EDGE BABY
LizardFungus: ENERGY
Magil: So much useless energy.
DTrig: hahahahaha
DTrig: ahahahahahaha
DTrig: Fucking MONEY
DTrig: god damn it
OtherGentleman: I'm still the breadwinner in this family
DTrig: fuck you Magil
DTrig: You wanted your rocks
Magil: You're ducking it wrong, DuckTrig.
DTrig: have your rocks.
DTrig: Cunt
OtherGentleman: I like poprocks
LizardFungus: 85
LizardFungus: 79
OtherGentleman: NRG
Magil: Barely by 800.
OtherGentleman: it's fucking close
Round 11 of 12
Magil: Also, it doesn't seem like we'll meet the 60k minimum requirement to win.
Magil: Now, if only I could be assed to ASSay, maybe I'd be rollin' in more dosh.
Magil: Actually, now that I think about it...
Magil: ... I think I know how I could win next time.
OtherGentleman: Visit pub immediatly on each turn
Magil: No.
Magil: I'm not sharing my info until I prove it to myself.
Magil: Oh well.
DTrig: gg
LizardFungus: lel
Magil: That was a shitty investment.
LizardFungus: I STILL GOT MY ENERGY
OtherGentleman: there goes my hopes of winning
DTrig: this is fucking niggered
DTrig: oh my god
DTrig: fuck
DTrig: son of a bitch
DTrig: FUCK THIS GAME
DTrig: WHY DONT WE HAVE GUNS
LizardFungus: ENERGY
LizardFungus: E
LizardFungus: N
LizardFungus: E
LizardFungus: R
LizardFungus: G
LizardFungus: Y
Magil: FEED ME SEYMOUR
Magil: No, not really.
Magil: I don't have to do jackshit anymore.
Magil: I'll just live off liquor.
Magil: You enjoying that excess food, DTrig?
LizardFungus: LIVING OFF ENERGY
LizardFungus: OH YEAH
Round 12 of 12
Magil: My only flaw this run was not owning enough land.
Magil: Had I sold earlier, I would've been able to participate in auctions.
OtherGentleman: FIND THAT WAMPUS
Magil: This match lasted an hour and a half.
Magil: I don't think Wampus appear once mines have been established on them.
DTrig: hhahahahahahahahahaha
OtherGentleman: P2 is a good color
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
DTrig: pffffffft
Magil: Welp.
Score saved
DTrig left the game
OtherGentleman: if we SOLD our crystite instead of having it stole, we'd get that 60k
DTrig was disconnected