Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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DTrig visits

LizardFungus visits

OpusX visits

OpusX left the game

Magil: Thank god. I was gonna kick him.

Magil joined the game in slot 1

OpusX visits

LizardFungus joined the game in slot 2

OpusX: open game?

DTrig joined the game in slot 3

Magil: Sorry. We're expecting a friend.

OpusX left the game

DTrig: Thats right you get out you faggot

Magil: Don't be so mean, oneechan.

DTrig: BAKA-NE. I DO WHAT I WANT

Acavia visits

Acavia left the game

OtherGentleman visits

OtherGentleman: okay, I thought the game was in progress

OtherGentleman: nvm

OtherGentleman left the game

Cyber Ranger visits

Cyber Ranger left the game

Cyber Ranger visits

Cyber Ranger left the game

Madotsuki visits

Madotsuki joined the game in slot 4

DTrig: WOGW$GJGOWGJ

Madotsuki: Oh, apparently, if we don't get over 60000 total wealth it still counts as everyone failing

Madotsuki: Because the colony failed

Magil: But, that's hard as it is already.

DTrig: >Not making 60k a yea

DTrig: >Being this beta

LizardFungus: OK TIME TO LOSE

Magil: Also, I haven't ready at all.

Round 1 of 12

Magil: I mean, not since yesterday, so yeah.

DTrig: GOOBAI

Magil: I'm just gonna dick around.

DTrig: PICK A LANF

DTrig: LAND

DTrig: HAH

DTrig: NIGGER

Madotsuki: A bit too much but whatever

LizardFungus: fuck you

Madotsuki: SO MUCH SALE

Magil: WELL. TIME TO WORK AT THE PUB FOREVER.

LizardFungus: whatthe fuck are you doing

Madotsuki: ...river energy?

DTrig: FUCK YOU

DTrig: I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A RIVER

Magil: WHAT? YOUVE NEVER SEEN A RIVER WITHOUT WATER BEFORE?

DTrig: WE ARE ON PLANET ATARI

LizardFungus: *Irata

DTrig: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT A RIVER SANS WATER ON PLANET IRATA LOOKS LIKE

DTrig: what are you doing

Madotsuki: Are you hunting the Wampus

Magil: HES HACING

Magil: *HACKING

Madotsuki: He's stroking

DTrig: Look at all his property he can develop with no money

Magil: AW YEAH

DTrig: fuck

Magil: THE TIME FOR ABUNDANCE HAS COME

Madotsuki: Shit was it acid rain

DTrig: yes

Magil: COME ON. GOBBLE UP ALL THAT SMITH WHORE.

LizardFungus: WHO THE FUCK BUYS SMITHORE

DTrig: yo mamma

Magil: FUCK YOU IM HOARDING

Magil: HAHAHA

Magil: CAPITALISM HO

LizardFungus: oh my god second place

Round 2 of 12

DTrig: right down to fucking third

DTrig: lol

Madotsuki: YES

Madotsuki: YEES

Magil: NANANANANA

DTrig: what

DTrig: why

DTrig: what

Madotsuki: Fungus, you're not in last!

Round 3 of 12

DTrig: lol

LizardFungus: fuck I was going to steal that spot from you Glitch

Magil: Hue

DTrig: damn it

DTrig: huehuehue

Magil: KAZINGA

Madotsuki: those kazingas

Magil: ENJOYING THE FRESH AIR?

LizardFungus: the fuck was that

Magil: I dunno. I think he's going through depression.

Magil: Humans tend to do that.

Madotsuki: No the thing was

Madotsuki: I wanted to hunt the wampus and set up some crystite minin'

DTrig: I cangt believe he ran away

Madotsuki: NICE

Magil: PRESS SPACE TO SKIP IS FUTILE.

Madotsuki: Your mom to skip is futile

Magil: YOU MUST LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF PROGRESS.

Madotsuki: #rekt

LizardFungus: WHO BUYS SMITHORE?

DTrig: me

DTrig: for purposes later in game

DTrig: this is month3 of twelve

Madotsuki: most penis

Round 4 of 12

Magil: Nice.

DTrig: Thats impossible.

DTrig: Glitch's family is dead

LizardFungus: HAHAHAHAHA

DTrig: FUCK YOU

Madotsuki: That's how you catch the wampus

Magil: OH.

Magil: I didn't watch.

Magil: Too busy getting a fucking screenshot for OG.

LizardFungus: gg

LizardFungus: 10/10 turn Magil

DTrig: RPRESSS VUTTON

DTrig: PRESS BUTTON

Magil: NO.

Round 5 of 12

DTrig: fuk

DTrig: I wanted

DTrig: fuck

DTrig: FUCK

LizardFungus: >first

DTrig: NOW IM ALL THE WAY OUT THERE

DTrig: FUCK

DTrig: FUCK YOU MAG

LizardFungus: w-what?

DTrig: WHY DID YOU GET THAT SPOT NEXT TO ME

Madotsuki: lel

DTrig: We should play Diablo 2

DTrig: Dayum Shame

Magil: WHAT NOW SMALL HUMAN?

Magil: YOU'RE ON THE WRONG PLANET, FLESH BOY.

DTrig: >420 for a MULE

DTrig: What the fuck

DTrig: Please stop

LizardFungus: BLAZE IT

DTrig: STAHP

Magil: Oh shit.

Madotsuki: You don't even understand my logic

Magil: GOD DAMMIT

Magil: DONT WORRY GUYS.

Magil: I WILL SAVE THE MULE ECONOMY.

Magil: ILL BE THE HERO IRATA DESERVES.

LizardFungus: good

DTrig: PRESS THAT FUCKING BUTTON MAG

Magil: LISTEN TO THE HYMN OF OUR COUNTRY.

DTrig: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Madotsuki: hi

Magil: At the very least, MULEs should be inexpensive now.

DTrig: FUNGUS

DTrig: SELL ME YOUR FOOD

Madotsuki: Asshole

DTrig: YUO CUNT

LizardFungus: no

DTrig: I will find you and rape you

LizardFungus: this energy will be useful I know it

Madotsuki: DTrig

Magil: COME ON DTRIG

Round 6 of 12

LizardFungus: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LizardFungus: COME ON

Magil: Wait, where the fuck did all the smithore at the store go?

Madotsuki: to make mules

LizardFungus: to the MULEs

Magil: Oh.

DTrig: >Not knowing that

DTrig: >2013

DTrig: I shiggy

Magil: This is like my second game.

DTrig: Same

LizardFungus: and their so expensive god damn

LizardFungus: *they're

DTrig: WHAT THE FUCK

DTrig: WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE NOW

Madotsuki: Still a shortage of smithore

Magil: SUCKS TO BE YOU

DTrig: what

LizardFungus: oh thanks DTrig

Magil: NO.

DTrig: PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON

DTrig: I WAS CONFUSED ON COLORS

DTrig: FUCK

Magil: WHEN THE PEOPLE CRY OUT FOR MY HELP, I WHISPER "no..."

Madotsuki: Well fuck

Magil: Ow.

DTrig: Fuck this gay planet

Round 7 of 12

DTrig: LOOK AT THAT

DTrig: LAST PLACE

DTrig: Glitch, the resident slumlord

DTrig: Any of those fucking places rent controlled or do you treat everyone like waste

Madotsuki: ?

Madotsuki: I don't pay people

DTrig: You're nothing

Madotsuki: And this is where we starve

Madotsuki: You know if no one makes food you actually can starve to death

DTrig: PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON

DTrig: MAG

Magil: NO.

DTrig: I WILL KILL YOU

DTrig: I WILL FUCKING END YOU

Magil: no pls no

LizardFungus: ROLLING IN THAT ENERGY

DTrig: I hope you die Glitch

DTrig: ALL BECAUSE I BUILT ENERGY IN THE FUCKNG RIVER THATS NOT A RIVER

DTrig: FUCK THIS GAME

LizardFungus: WELP

Madotsuki: :D

LizardFungus: GLITCH WON

LizardFungus: GG

LizardFungus: FUCK THIS GAME

Madotsuki: It's only turn 7

DTrig: THEY HAVE ENOUGH SMITHORE NOW

DTrig: THE FUCKING MULES NEED TO BE CHEAPER

Madotsuki: I think so

LizardFungus: 69

Madotsuki: I gotta transform my enterprise to notsmithore

DTrig: Fuck you FUngus

DTrig: I hope you get fucking renal disease

Magil: So much energy, so little actual production.

Madotsuki: I produced smithore

LizardFungus: 42 FUCKERS

Round 8 of 12

DTrig: IF MULES ARE 900 DOLLARS I LEAVE

DTrig: BURN DOWN

DTrig: MAG

Magil: You can skip all you want.

Magil: Look at all those purdy orange dots.

DTrig: large wenis

LizardFungus: MORE ENERGY

Round 9 of 12

Madotsuki: SHIT

DTrig: YES

DTrig: CATBUGS

DTrig: FUCK HIS SHIT UP

Madotsuki: Shit

DTrig: GOODBYE

Madotsuki: Oh well

Madotsuki: Didn't need that MULE anyway

DTrig: fuck you fungus

LizardFungus: UH OH WE GOT A SHORTAGE

Round 10 of 12

Madotsuki: :<

DTrig: yo mama

Madotsuki: SHIT

LizardFungus: NOT GONNA MAKE IT

DTrig: >MULE

DTrig: >Tap Dancing

DTrig: Pick one

Madotsuki: I pick one

Madotsuki: Uh

Magil: Ummm..

Madotsuki: ?

LizardFungus: OH YEAH

Madotsuki: OH BOY ARTIFICIAL DUMBNESS

Magil: Artificial dumbness

DTrig: Artificial Dumbness

DTrig: Again

LizardFungus: I'm A DUMbassS

DTrig: FUFCK

Magil: HOLY SHIT

DTrig: FUCK

LizardFungus: OH IS THAT MINE?

Magil: OH DEAR GOD

Madotsuki: Yeah

LizardFungus: HIGH FIVE

DTrig: ILL KILL YOU

DTrig: SKIP

Magil: But you have like, one turn left to make use of it.

DTrig: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Magil: No.

Magil: You should be used to it by now.

Madotsuki: Fungus has all the useful resources

LizardFungus: ENEGRY

LizardFungus: ALL MINEE

LizardFungus: WELP

DTrig: YES

DTrig: I FINALLY GOT OUT OF LAST

DTrig: FUCK YOU FUNGUS

Madotsuki: Hey, we're over 60k

Madotsuki: It's not considered a total loss anymore

Round 11 of 12

Magil: Mules are so fucking cheap now.

Madotsuki: You're welcome

Madotsuki: why u do that magil

Magil: Because.

Magil: Nope.

Magil: So much energy, so little production.

DTrig: it'll be a medium ammount of crystite now

Madotsuki: Maximum crystite

DTrig: fuck this game

Madotsuki: AND THEN SPACE PIRATES

DTrig: DEAR GOD NO

Madotsuki: DO I SELL

Madotsuki: I THINK I WILL FUCK IT

DTrig: theres one moe sell turn, right?

LizardFungus: nah

Madotsuki: Well yeah but you're considered to automatically sell everything

DTrig: STOP SSELLING TO HIM

DTrig: FUCK

DTrig: WHAT IS WRONG WIGTH YOU

Magil: What is he gonna do with that energy?

LizardFungus: Beat DTrog

DTrig: PASS ME IN VALUE YOU SON OF A BITCH

Round 12 of 12

Madotsuki: I think our total wealth went down that turn

Madotsuki: Fuck it I don't have anything to do

DTrig: die

DTrig: GET OFF MY PROPERTY

DTrig: SKIP

DTrig: GOD DAMN IT

DTrig: SKIP

DTrig: PBUTTON

DTrig: SKIP

Madotsuki: FINAL ROUND

Magil: It's the last turn.

Magil: Come on.

DTrig: SKIP

Magil: Let's hear this ONE MORE TIME.

Madotsuki: (I'm probably not gonna play another game)

Madotsuki: Also my sound is off

Magil: No worries. One game a day is enough for me.

Madotsuki: Damn, that crystite price

Madotsuki: Good thing I sold last turn

Game Over

Saving score, please wait...

Madotsuki: :DDD

Magil: Welp. I tried.

LizardFungus: eeeeeeeeeeeee

DTrig: I hate you

Madotsuki: We meet the minimum standards

Madotsuki: So I'm the First Founder

DTrig: gg

Score saved

Madotsuki: And we survive

Madotsuki: Aren't you guys glad I made this planet work?

Magil: That was fun.

DTrig: Yep

Magil: No. Fuck off, human.

Magil: This is duck territory.

DTrig: Im going to go eat dinner.

Madotsuki: Anyway next time y'all will probably screw me over

Magil: DTrig doesn't count, though.

Madotsuki: Peace nigs

LizardFungus: THIS LEG MAN LAND

DTrig: Fuck you