Training Mode - 9 Rounds
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Madotsuki joined the game in slot 1
DTrig visits
LizardFungus visits
DTrig joined the game in slot 2
LizardFungus joined the game in slot 3
OtherGentleman visits
OtherGentleman joined the game in slot 4
Round 1 of 9
Madotsuki: OG you can tell who you are, right?
DTrig: soundtrack in this is dope
Madotsuki: I hope so :<
OtherGentleman: Dtrig's color is easiest to see
OtherGentleman: I think this will do.
Madotsuki: Alright, glad
DTrig: fuck this land
DTrig: its full of shit
Madotsuki: fuck this gay earth
DTrig: w
DTrig: wow Og
LizardFungus: fffffffff
DTrig: trolling
Madotsuki: pwnt
DTrig: the fact that chatting loses focus on the game is retarded
LizardFungus: FUCK THIS GAMEEEEEEE
DTrig: this is my property
Madotsuki: It wasn't a valuable land
DTrig: bitch as nigga
LizardFungus: I WANT TO EXPAND
Madotsuki: You will, goy
OtherGentleman: watch that land have high crystite
Madotsuki: >sun
Madotsuki: >energy
DTrig: FUCK
Madotsuki: Breeding: never
DTrig: I played this was when I was 9
OtherGentleman: knowing me, I'll aim for a donkey, lag, and enter pub instead
DTrig: Whats wrong with that?
Madotsuki: It'd be funny if someone won doing nothing but pubbing
Madotsuki: Because everyone else fucked up so horribly
DTrig: LOOK OUT
Madotsuki: press buttan
OtherGentleman: my highschool numbersense coach won a science UIL with a grand score of 0
OtherGentleman: everyone else got a negative score
DTrig: jesus christ stop taunting him
Madotsuki: :D
DTrig: cant you see hes starving?
Madotsuki: No
LizardFungus: SELL IT LOWER YOU JEWS
DTrig: NO SOUP 4 U
DTrig: THIS SONG SHOULD PLAY ALL THE TIME
OtherGentleman: pay up for the proper price you jew
OtherGentleman: trying to haggle my ass
Round 2 of 9
Madotsuki: This game's popular
LizardFungus: fuck you
OtherGentleman: hee
Madotsuki: In my synagogue
OtherGentleman: BEST LAND
DTrig: way the fuck out there?
DTrig: OG WHAT
Madotsuki: It's exotic land DTrig
Madotsuki: Good for resorts
OtherGentleman: I couldn't go higher because I ran out of money
DTrig: pffffbtfb
DTrig: HURRY UP THE PIRATES
Madotsuki: oh shit I don't have enough energy
OtherGentleman: time to get drunk
DTrig: bullshit
DTrig: Your mule is inferior to mine in every way
LizardFungus: oh my god I'm winning
DTrig: I FORGOT ABOUT PRESSBUTTONS
DTrig: T
DTrig: FUCK
Madotsuki: All the crystite we don't have
LizardFungus: fuck nevermind
DTrig: DONT LET THAT PURPLEFACED NIGGER WIN
OtherGentleman: which color is purple???
LizardFungus: you
OtherGentleman: there's green1, pink1, other green, and other pink
Round 3 of 9
DTrig: So I didnt press space bar but ok
DTrig: WHy are you such a purplefaced jew
DTrig: I cant believe we're losing to one of the California Raisins
Madotsuki: Oh shit
LizardFungus: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
OtherGentleman: don't play chicken with LAG
DTrig: lol
Madotsuki: Fungus
DTrig: no
LizardFungus: What?
Madotsuki: If you can just put a crystite mining operation there
OtherGentleman: this is probably why our first game ever took 80minutes
Round 4 of 9
OtherGentleman: MISSED
DTrig: FICK
DTrig: \FUck
LizardFungus: wow I'm not at last
DTrig: Hahaha, parity.
DTrig: I have 21 Dollars in my wallet right now :(
Madotsuki: >tfw
OtherGentleman: so, can only I see the results of assy?
OtherGentleman: of my own assy?
Madotsuki: You get a permanent marker
OtherGentleman: because this plot has medium crystite
DTrig: You have Space Gypsys
Madotsuki: We only get a temporary one
Madotsuki: Well
Madotsuki: We see what it says, but get no marker
DTrig: Planet Irata is Atari spelt backwards
Madotsuki: Ooooh
OtherGentleman: I've only known about this game for about 3 hours. mind not very blown
Madotsuki: Fungus OG
Madotsuki: buttan ;-;
DTrig: I KEEP PRESSING BUT NOTHING HAPPENS
Madotsuki: GOD DAMMIT
OtherGentleman: DAD GOMMIT
Madotsuki: Wallace and Gommit
LizardFungus: nobody buys Smtihore
OtherGentleman: what determines crystite prices?
Madotsuki: Random
Madotsuki: It's a commodity that's implied to be shipped off-planet
OtherGentleman: planet odnetnin
DTrig: Plante noitatsylap ynos
OtherGentleman: noit noit slap
DTrig: my sides
Madotsuki: Planet srallod enin derdnuh evif
Round 5 of 9
Madotsuki: Shit messed that up
LizardFungus: FUCK I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION
DTrig: Yfuck you og
DTrig: hahahahah
OtherGentleman: cockin' up the prices
Madotsuki: You two can fight that one out
LizardFungus: I hate this game
OtherGentleman: hahahaahah
LizardFungus: FFFFFFFFF
Madotsuki: ?
LizardFungus: gdfjS{
OtherGentleman: niggers
LizardFungus: Fawfho;djf
LizardFungus: asjrf[
LizardFungus: dfo[askf
LizardFungus: sdfkdcp's]
OtherGentleman: holy shit pay attention hahaha
OtherGentleman: you activated my trap card
LizardFungus: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU COCK SUCKER
OtherGentleman: >atificial dumbness
DTrig: for real?
DTrig: this nigger has CPU Autism and he gets a grant?
Madotsuki: It has useful applications in making xbox one supporters feel welcome
DTrig: jesus
LizardFungus: what happen I wasn't paying attention
OtherGentleman: you won money for being a dumbass
Madotsuki: You put down a smithore on a mountain and won money for investing in AD
LizardFungus: why isn't that an actual job
OtherGentleman: AD takayama
LizardFungus: I'm so good at that
Madotsuki: MAXIMUM OVER ENERGIZE
OtherGentleman: cockin'
DTrig: wow I hope the grape dies in a fire
DTrig: FUCK
DTrig: AdvsujSFvs
DTrig: vi
DTrig: sRVni
DTrig: oFv
OtherGentleman: don't play chicken with LAG
Madotsuki: That ruse didn't work so well
DTrig: fuck you
OtherGentleman: I warned you bro
OtherGentleman: nice penis there
DTrig: this niga srs?
Madotsuki: So much nrg
DTrig: The Brown House
LizardFungus: nignog
DTrig: Wendy Mellons
Round 6 of 9
OtherGentleman: Barry Hollucks
DTrig: There. Fuck you you mizer
LizardFungus: lel
DTrig: GIB MONE PLZ FROM BRAZILLIA
Madotsuki: oops
OtherGentleman: wat
DTrig: what are you doing
OtherGentleman: didn't I just get land?
OtherGentleman: where is it?
DTrig: No
OtherGentleman: FUCK, that's your land west of the city
OtherGentleman: COLORS
DTrig: YOu didnt get any
DTrig: You didnt press bootan
OtherGentleman: I thought I pressed ot over the plot west of the city, but I guess you pressed it before I did
Madotsuki: SOrry OG :<<
OtherGentleman: your inhertence money got fedex'd
DTrig: ]FIUCJVKSIvnsnr
DTrig: ip]vS
DTrig: FKNv
DTrig: njPSFvnj
DTrig: pv
DTrig: eav
DTrig: npjea
DTrig: njpbenk
DTrig: bnk
DTrig: WRNKGw
DTrig: nkgw
DTrig: nrkgn
DTrig: jw4gjn
DTrig: wrgnj
DTrig: wrg
DTrig: njwrgn
DTrig: jwrgnjwrgnjlwr
OtherGentleman: so close
DTrig: mni''
OtherGentleman: almost doesn't count
Madotsuki: skype
OtherGentleman: does acid rain only affect what it rains on? or the whole screen?
Madotsuki: press buttan to skype
Madotsuki: It affects the whole screen
DTrig: get fucked grape
OtherGentleman: peeeeenis
DTrig: who is this nigger
OtherGentleman: I have two medium crystite mines, why'd I only produce two?
Madotsuki: Bad luck? Also if you have 3 it's even better
Madotsuki: Having 3 of a type of production increases that production
Madotsuki: As do two adjacent ones
OtherGentleman: if adjacent, must they be same type? or wheat next to crystite is good too?
Round 7 of 9
Madotsuki: same type if adjacent
DTrig: no land again
OtherGentleman: oh fuck, did I not pick land again???
DTrig: nope
Madotsuki: Y-yeah :<
Madotsuki: I'm sorry OG
Madotsuki: Lookk on the bright side
Madotsuki: At least you're not TOTALLY blind
OtherGentleman: new strategy, always pick northwest land
OtherGentleman: so I don't miss
OtherGentleman: gggaaahahh, I came /vr/ to not be depressed and frustrated
Madotsuki: I'm sorry OG
Madotsuki: /me hugs
DTrig: LizardFung
DTrig: I'm naming my next dog that
Madotsuki: OG we'll play a different game tomorrow
LizardFungus: fuck game can't fit my name
Madotsuki: I'm really sorry
OtherGentleman: /nick OtherGentl
Madotsuki: And fungus you too we'll play something different I just don't want people to be so unhappy 'cause of this :<
DTrig: PRESS DEM BUTTONS
DTrig: haghahaahahahah
DTrig: I like this
LizardFungus: MULE is destorying us
DTrig: destorying
OtherGentleman: why's the price so low?
DTrig: we had a story?
LizardFungus: fuck you I'm tired
Madotsuki: Who knew capitalism brought out the worst in people
Madotsuki: YES
Madotsuki: YES YES YES
Madotsuki: IT'S TIME
OtherGentleman: it's not that, it's assumptions from game designers that everyone can perceive the same informtion the same way
DTrig: hes going to make almost 4K
DTrig: NEVER MIND
Madotsuki: HAHAHA
DTrig: MY MATH WAS OFF
LizardFungus: welp
LizardFungus: I lost already
OtherGentleman: SPEND IT ALL ON WHEAT
Madotsuki: I DO need to buy wheat
DTrig: hahahahaha
OtherGentleman: market price is suddenly $5000 for wheat
Madotsuki: That can happen actually
Madotsuki: If there's a shortage
DTrig: hey fuck you jew
OtherGentleman: negative energy, you gonna get rekt
Round 8 of 9
LizardFungus: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Madotsuki: Shit I didn't get anything
DTrig: lol
Madotsuki: oh
LizardFungus: Nsdbuiogfgniwfjda[csj
DTrig: hahahahahaha
LizardFungus: gbaedfhsd
LizardFungus: gkxdf
LizardFungus: hsa
OtherGentleman: it keeps happening
OtherGentleman: go bury your head in the desert
Madotsuki: shit
LizardFungus: http://tcrf.net/images/5/5a/AtomicProudOuttake.ogg
OtherGentleman: /images/
OtherGentleman: .ogg
Madotsuki: Visual sound
Madotsuki: What if someone was both color blind and tone deaf
DTrig: Skrillex
DTrig: No one could willingly want to look like him
OtherGentleman: PLAY CHICKEN
LizardFungus: no
LizardFungus: no
LizardFungus: mo
LizardFungus: I just want this to end
Madotsuki: one mo-
DTrig: `FUCK
Madotsuki: oh
DTrig: FUCK YOU
Madotsuki: damn
OtherGentleman: good thing you sold it all last turn glitch
Madotsuki: Not the ones I just produced
LizardFungus: I don't even care anymore
DTrig: man doing this shit with the line and stacking the score
DTrig: that feels like painting pennys silver and telling kids they're dimes
DTrig: pennies
Madotsuki: If they're too stupid to tell the difference
Round 9 of 9
LizardFungus: welp
DTrig: fuck you fungus
DTrig: I wanted that
LizardFungus: I didn't
DTrig: nigger
Madotsuki: >$1000
OtherGentleman: 1k wow
LizardFungus: I can't even buy that
DTrig: Wghi9WS
DTrig: vhinikNSF
DTrig: b
DTrig: kNPSb
DTrig: nSFv
DTrig: nkpSFvS
DTrig: NKPFbSFninksf
DTrig: nks
DTrig: ns
DTrig: mn
DTrig: srhkshmsrhNSrhknsr
DTrig: hknsrnhs
DTrig: nhnsrhnj
DTrig: srhn
DTrig: snkihs
DTrig: nsr
DTrig: njhsrnj
DTrig: isrhnu
DTrig: srn
Madotsuki: HA
DTrig: sthn
DTrig: swth
DTrig: nipst
DTrig: nistni
DTrig: hsgnsn
DTrig: ms
DTrig: sn
DTrig: ksg
DTrig: sg
DTrig: js jg
DTrig: s
DTrig: jf
DTrig: jsfj
DTrig: fd
DTrig: jdtn
DTrig: j dstn
DTrig: sn
DTrig: ss
LizardFungus: YEAH IT DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD DOESN'T IT
LizardFungus: THAT'S HOW THEY FUCK YOU OVE
LizardFungus: M.U.L.E.
LizardFungus: MORE LIKE
LizardFungus: S.H.I.T.
DTrig: FUCKK YOU YOU CANT EVEN BY BREAD NOW
DTrig: BUY*
Madotsuki: MORE GEMS
Madotsuki: MORE GREED
OtherGentleman: DID I NOT GET LAND AGAIN
Madotsuki: Oh shit you might not have
LizardFungus: WELL I ALREADY FUCKED UP
DTrig: YES
Madotsuki: >this much crystite
DTrig: >Smithore Auction
DTrig: >Read that as Shithouse Auction
DTrig: fuck you
LizardFungus: HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
Game Over
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Madotsuki: Alright, I'm going to bed