Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed

Not showing computer player development

Magil joined the game in slot 1

Madotsuki visits

OtherGentleman visits

LizardFungus visits

Madotsuki joined the game in slot 2

OtherGentleman joined the game in slot 3

LizardFungus joined the game in slot 4

Madotsuki unjoined the game

LizardFungus unjoined the game

LizardFungus joined the game in slot 2

Madotsuki joined the game in slot 4

Magil: WHY IS IT CLICKING?

Round 1 of 12

Madotsuki: >not clicking

Madotsuki: OG you're up

Magil: Thank god, the clicking stopped.

Madotsuki: You can only have one thing on it at a time OG

LizardFungus: Other what are you doing

LizardFungus: you just wasted your money

Madotsuki: There we go

OtherGentleman: I thought I'd hoard everything on my first plot

Madotsuki: Nope, only one production per plot

LizardFungus: shit why didn't I take the river

Madotsuki: You can still farm on plains

Madotsuki: Or energy

Madotsuki: which plains are better at

OtherGentleman: what's river good for? what's mounten best for?

Madotsuki: Oh

Madotsuki: river is best at food

Madotsuki: mountain at smithore

Magil: Nope, it's one or the other apparently.

Magil: One per square.

Madotsuki: Yeah, only one production per square

OtherGentleman: what did I just win 4 of

Madotsuki: And if you have, say, a smithore mule and switch to food you don't lose money, you're implied to have sol-

Madotsuki: Food, OG

Madotsuki: You got more food

Madotsuki: Four food

Madotsuki: If you hoard too much food you starve

Madotsuki: I mean

Madotsuki: Not starve it spoils

Magil: LOWER

Madotsuki: Same thing with NO

Madotsuki: OG

LizardFungus: NOBODY WANTS TO BE FUCKING FOOD

Madotsuki: YOU'RE SELLING YOUR SURPLUS FOOD

OtherGentleman: yes I am

Madotsuki: It moves you back automatically for a reason

OtherGentleman: if I stayed with a high price, I get no sale, right?

Madotsuki: Well if someone moves up they buy it from you

OtherGentleman: low sell is better than no sell

OtherGentleman: no one was moving

Madotsuki: But if you sell your eating food you starve

Round 2 of 12

Madotsuki: Shit not what I meant to get

LizardFungus: LET'S ALL GET THE MOUNTAINS GUYS

Madotsuki: BUY EVERY MOUNTAIN

Madotsuki: BUY EVERY STREAM

Madotsuki: Dammit

Madotsuki: HA

Magil: HUE

LizardFungus: why

Magil: BECAUSE FUCK YOU

OtherGentleman: mormon elves steal %10 of your food

Madotsuki: Notime

LizardFungus: what happens if we run out of MULES?

Magil: WE NEVER RUN OUT OF MULES.

Madotsuki: Yeah this is why you need food

OtherGentleman: I remember selling surplus, not my personal supply

Madotsuki: Well, you sell all your surplus

Magil: FUCK

Madotsuki: It automatically moves you above the line

Magil: FUCK

Magil: IT KEEPS HAPPENING

LizardFungus: I made no food

LizardFungus: gg

OtherGentleman: wizard needs food

Madotsuki: Magil you need energy or you get no production

Madotsuki: You can sell smithore

Magil: THIS GAME IS TOO HARD

Madotsuki: No, you just didn't read the rules

Magil: YES I DID. SORTA.

Madotsuki: That's why you weren't as bad as the rest

Madotsuki: You should buy from the house

LizardFungus: NO MONEY

LizardFungus: ALL RIGHT

Magil: How to buy from the house?

Madotsuki: Go all the way to the top

Magil: Oh.

LizardFungus: guys DTrig can't join

OtherGentleman: there are two house symbols, bottom left and topright

Magil: Should we restart for DTrig?

Madotsuki: The top left shows the house price, the bottom left shows the buy price

OtherGentleman: The top right is buy fro house

Madotsuki: MAGIL KEEP GOING UP TO BUY

Madotsuki: STAY AT THE TOP

LizardFungus: THANKS SUCKERS

OtherGentleman: magil bought none energy

Magil: IT WOULDNT LET ME

Round 3 of 12

Madotsuki: Did you move

Madotsuki: Like

Madotsuki: Constantly up

OtherGentleman: faggotland

LizardFungus: I forgot what mountains are good for

Madotsuki: Smithore

Magil: Nothing.

Magil: No, shh.

Magil: Don't tell him.

Madotsuki: oh

Madotsuki: ok

Magil: AW YEAH.

Madotsuki: Oh magil you're lucky

OtherGentleman: wow, nice

Magil: SUCK MY DICK. CHOKE ON IT.

LizardFungus: Your parents want you back

Madotsuki: Now set up some food farming

Madotsuki: Or energy farming

LizardFungus: when did MULEs get so expensive

Madotsuki: GO to the pub

OtherGentleman: I cannot tell the difference between magil's color and mine. I have to memorize my polts

Madotsuki: Sorry, OtherGent

Magil: I think they go up in price the less mules there are.

Madotsuki: Yeah, I think they might

Madotsuki: Shit

Madotsuki: I don't have any money

Magil: Also, OG, can you tell apart Fungus' colors?

OtherGentleman: yes, fungus is pinkish

Madotsuki: What am I?

OtherGentleman: the other pink

Madotsuki: No I'm blue~

Magil: Well, next game you can be Player 2.

Magil: That way you can tell your land apart.

Madotsuki: Or player 4

OtherGentleman: /take 4

Madotsuki: If you have spare time you can either go to the pub or try to catch the wumpus, but the latter is hard and not worth it I think

OtherGentleman: well shit

Madotsuki: Oh fug

LizardFungus: 9/11

OtherGentleman: fire production up 400%

Madotsuki: This is how you sell

Madotsuki: NO ONE WILL BUY

Madotsuki: YOU HAVE TO SELL AT HOUSE PRICES

LizardFungus: NO FOOD AGAIN

LizardFungus: WAIT

Madotsuki: I will sell! :DDD

OtherGentleman: you will starve!

Magil: WHY IS GLITCH SO OBSCENELY RITCH?

Magil: *rich

Magil: Fuck.

Madotsuki: Because I sold all the smithore I stockpiled to the house

OtherGentleman: no wasted turns, no underutlized plots, and pubs

Madotsuki: Also I know the rules

Madotsuki: You just need a couple games to get the hang of it really

OtherGentleman: rounds? or GAMES

Round 4 of 12

Madotsuki: One full game should do it

LizardFungus: I have too much land

OtherGentleman: >getting land far away

Madotsuki: Why are you buying land then fungus

LizardFungus: I don't know

LizardFungus: I want more

OtherGentleman: SHIT WHAT'S MY COLOR

LizardFungus: >460

LizardFungus: godd damn

LizardFungus: this fucking economy

Madotsuki: Ecobobony

Madotsuki: Fungus you gotta develop son

OtherGentleman: mountain, slow!

Magil: ;-;

LizardFungus: you fatass

OtherGentleman: still too poor for mule

LizardFungus: why don't I ever make shit

LizardFungus: FUCKING ONLY ENERGRY

OtherGentleman: half of 3 is 1.5 is 2

Madotsuki: Give the store smithore and mule prices lower

OtherGentleman: not 1 ;_;

OtherGentleman: wait for the market price to go up next turn

Magil: DOSH. GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN LADS.

OtherGentleman: dat unspent bonus like in tower defense games

Madotsuki: OG the price of smithore will go down next turn

OtherGentleman: because round 5? or just because it goes down?

Madotsuki: Why did you sell your needed energy

LizardFungus: I need money

Madotsuki: Also no because if store supply of smithore is high then price is low

OtherGentleman: without energy, a paid for mule with supplies cannot grow shit

LizardFungus: I'm so left behind

Madotsuki: This game runs on supply and demand

Round 5 of 12

OtherGentleman: LAG

Magil: I noticed.

Magil: I keep mashing space till it registers.

Madotsuki: SHIT

OtherGentleman: othermountainmen

OtherGentleman: QUestion marm production

Madotsuki: Shit

Madotsuki: Well that was a waste

Madotsuki: We need more smithite in the store holy hell

OtherGentleman: can you see the store now??

OtherGentleman: I don't

Madotsuki: It's the furthest right "player"

Madotsuki: Oh shit

Magil: AW SHIT

OtherGentleman: yep, that looks enriched

LizardFungus: why

Madotsuki: So much energy

Madotsuki: Alright, sell to the store for big bux

Madotsuki: Magil that includes you

Madotsuki: You can stay against the store to sell more than one at a time

OtherGentleman: is there any reason why a player would buy smithore?

Madotsuki: How did I get two

Madotsuki: OG, to fuck over the other players

Madotsuki: Or to make a monopoly

Madotsuki: RACE FOR THE FOOD

Magil: OH GOD THE LAG

Madotsuki: There's no food left

LizardFungus: I'm doing so bad

OtherGentleman: so what are we actioning for??

Madotsuki: That was for food

OtherGentleman: but there was none left to buy

Madotsuki: Magil can set the price since there's no store energy

Madotsuki: And I wasn't selling

Madotsuki: ALL THIS ENERGY WILL BE USEFUL SOMEDAY

Round 6 of 12

Magil: I'm still figuring shit out.

Madotsuki: OG what are you even doing

Magil: HAHAHA

OtherGentleman: nothing

Madotsuki: FUCK

OtherGentleman: damn gypsy

OtherGentleman: kill them all

OtherGentleman: we should kill jews while we're at it

OtherGentleman: I remember having a food shortage, but it looks like have 3 to survive my turn with

Madotsuki: Yeah, but the store has none, so the colony starves

Madotsuki: But fuck them they're not you

OtherGentleman: damn

Magil: GOD DAMMIT FUNGUS.

Magil: MOVE.

LizardFungus: I'm stuck in this loop where I have no money but nothing worthwhile to sell

Magil: SUCKS TO BE POOR.

OtherGentleman: whore youself at the pub

OtherGentleman: smith whore

Madotsuki: I just need energy to be happyy~~

Magil: What is this phase for anyways?

Madotsuki: Oh shit

Madotsuki: SELL YOUR DONGERS

LizardFungus: Magil, stop straving yourself god damn

Magil: I didn't even realize I was starving myself.

Madotsuki: shit

OtherGentleman: i sell u food

Madotsuki: no pls

Magil: SELL ME LOWER

OtherGentleman: no, now you're stealing my food

OtherGentleman: I've got -2 now

Magil: FUCK YOU

Madotsuki: It was your decision to sell more than you had

OtherGentleman: madotsuki stole food

OtherGentleman: I wanted to sell surpluss

Magil: HOLY SHIT THAT ENERGY DICK

OtherGentleman: but you took 2 more than that

Madotsuki: When you sell all surplus you're automatically teleported above the line

Round 7 of 12

LizardFungus: I think we should sell food to the house

Madotsuki: Nah

Madotsuki: The planet can starve

OtherGentleman: haha

Madotsuki: Legs can run 2 fast

Madotsuki: >magil at the last second there

OtherGentleman: hey let's dick up the market prices

Madotsuki: We already are

LizardFungus: you fucked the economy

Magil: GOD DAMMIT OG.

Madotsuki: NEVER BET ON A KAZINGA

Magil: KAZINGA?

OtherGentleman: fuck bigbangtheory

Madotsuki: So much underdeveloped

OtherGentleman: DFC

Madotsuki: Oh god Fungus can mine the shit outta that now

Madotsuki: Magil you can press button to skip

Magil: What is this phase for anyways?

OtherGentleman: sell yer dongs

Madotsuki: Showing what we got from each plot

OtherGentleman: if you don't like that phase, press buttan like the rest of us did to skip

Madotsuki: My plan to monopolize energy failed

LizardFungus: you jewssssss

Madotsuki: I already lots this game :<

OtherGentleman: shortage compared to what?

OtherGentleman: Shows I had 6 before buying two just now

Round 8 of 12

Madotsuki: Mule prices are going down finally

Magil: wat

OtherGentleman: where'd he go????

Magil: I DONT HAVE ANY CHILDREN

Magil: STOP BILLING ME FOR SHIT

LizardFungus: your color blind fucked you Other

OtherGentleman: my mule ran away

LizardFungus: You chose Magil's spot

OtherGentleman: this game is super racist

OtherGentleman: against the colorblind

OtherGentleman: how german of it

OtherGentleman: why is the crystal detector called assy and we load supplies on our asses?

OtherGentleman: this game is supper ass-ist

Magil: Assay

Magil: Because you say ass.

Magil: Get it?

OtherGentleman: Julian Assange

LizardFungus: I feel like a third-world country

Madotsuki: Lel

Magil: Well shit

Madotsuki: Press buttan

OtherGentleman: are crystals radioactive?

Magil: No.

Magil: I like this sound.

Magil: It's the sound of progress.

Magil: And capitalism.

OtherGentleman: this phase is for the sound

Madotsuki: It's the sound of your mom LOOOL

Madotsuki: #rekt

LizardFungus: FUCK

Madotsuki: Yes pls drive smithore prices down

LizardFungus: I PRESSED FUCKING DOWN BY ACCINDENT

Madotsuki: Well thanks tho

OtherGentleman: that human looks like a bird

Magil: BUY NIGGA

Magil: BUY

OtherGentleman: this is not the slave trade magil

Madotsuki: At least I'm not last

OtherGentleman: fungus kinda need energy and I was selling cheap, Y U NO BUY

Round 9 of 12

LizardFungus: Because I'm stupid

Madotsuki: Magil again

OtherGentleman: GJ majil

Madotsuki: OG your turn

OtherGentleman: magil

Magil: Too many Windwaker auctions have taught me well.

OtherGentleman: LAG

Madotsuki: At least you're still in first

OtherGentleman: also colorblind

OtherGentleman: it really starts to matter in the latter phases

Magil: Madotsuki confirmed for hillbilly

OtherGentleman: big city pimpin'

OtherGentleman: so that last time my mule ran away, why?

Magil: You weren't ASSertive enough.

Magil: LISTEN CHILDREN

Magil: THE SOUND OF PROGRESS

OtherGentleman: mommy's bed is creaking

Magil: WHO NEEDS WIMMIN WHEN YOU GOT LAND?

Madotsuki: >All this energ

OtherGentleman: mommy's a whore

LizardFungus: GOD DAMN I MAKE FUCKING NOTHING EXCEPT ENERGY

LizardFungus: I HATE IT

Madotsuki: Why don't you swap out some mules for other things

Madotsuki: Finally MULEs are ccheap again

Magil: YOU CAN THANK ME FOR THAT

Madotsuki: MULEs are always double the smithore price

Madotsuki: >TFW ALLTHE FOOD

Madotsuki: I swear if there's a shortage

Madotsuki: PFSDJFKLJ

OtherGentleman: WOW

Magil: AW SHIT

Madotsuki: MAGIL

Madotsuki: >YOU HAVE SURPLUS

OtherGentleman: dat low selling price

Madotsuki: I'm just gonna tank the price of energy

Magil: NOPE. ENERGY IS PROGRESS.

Madotsuki: Your mom is progres #rekt

Round 10 of 12

Madotsuki: Oh shit magil's in the lead

OtherGentleman: wat

OtherGentleman: I see I have 1k more than he

Madotsuki: Yeah but he has more assets

OtherGentleman: ASSets

Madotsuki: Sure the planet's colonized

Madotsuki: BUT AT WHAT COST

Magil: THE COST I DEFINE.

Magil: GO ON. SELL YOUR ENERGY.

Magil: SELL IT ALL.

OtherGentleman: magil's got 45 energy, but at house price that's only $450 more in his pocket, totalling $4000, I'm still in the lead

Madotsuki: Plots facter in too though

LizardFungus: I don't know what to swap

OtherGentleman: food spoils, does anything else spoil?

Madotsuki: Shit I ran out of energy

Magil: I THINK IM CUMMING.

Madotsuki: Energy spoils

Magil: HOLY SHIT. WHY AM I EJACULATING SO MUCH?

OtherGentleman: is it neccearry to asssay a plot before putting a crystal mule there?

Madotsuki: FUCK

Magil: FUCK

Magil: MY MINES

OtherGentleman: or does gambling pay off sometimes?

Magil: MY BEAUTIFUL MINES

Madotsuki: Gambling rarely pays off

Madotsuki: Why are you buying crystite

OtherGentleman: oh, I thoguth this was food action

OtherGentleman: well then

LizardFungus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

LizardFungus: we gave the house food

Madotsuki: Let the people live~~~

Round 11 of 12

LizardFungus: I don't know what I'm going to do on my turn

OtherGentleman: jack off

Madotsuki: Hunt the wumpus?

LizardFungus: not like it matters since I lost already

Magil: THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY MORE EARTHQUAKES OR EVERYONE IS GOING TO SUFFER.

Madotsuki: ?

Madotsuki: Where's the high crystite?

OtherGentleman: that meteor

Madotsuki: Other than the meteor

Magil: HOLY FUCK WHY

Madotsuki: Because you're in first

Magil: THATS BULLSHIT

OtherGentleman: you just got nerfed

Magil: I JUST REBUILT THAT MINE

Madotsuki: I JUST GOTTA BELIEVE THAT CRYSTITE PRICES WILL RISE NEXT TURN

Madotsuki: GOTTA HABEEB

OtherGentleman: You gotta do what? I gotta habeeb!

OtherGentleman: parappa the rabbi

Madotsuki: So much energy

Madotsuki: >Magil buying up the energy

LizardFungus: fuck off Magil

Magil: NO ENERGY FOR YOU

OtherGentleman: magopoly

LizardFungus: fuck this game

Madotsuki: I'M IN SECOND

OtherGentleman: fuck you, I'll make my own energy

Madotsuki: I CAN DO IT

Round 12 of 12

LizardFungus: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS GAME

LizardFungus: I'M SO FUCKKKKKKKKKKK MAD

Madotsuki: Magil COULD get screwed royall-

Madotsuki: You okay fungus :<

Madotsuki: I don't think you can mine on river

Madotsuki: Also you can sell MULEs at the mules tore

OtherGentleman: then why is there cyrstal to be found if not mineable? :\

Madotsuki: /me shrugs

Madotsuki: Fungus-chan ;_;

OtherGentleman: go down

OtherGentleman: more

Madotsuki: Stop being a communist

Magil: OH SHIT

Magil: NO YOU WILL LISTEN TO THIS.

Magil: IT IS THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

OtherGentleman: buy everything from every action

Madotsuki: BUY EVERY MOUNTAIN

Madotsuki: BUY EVERY STREAM

OtherGentleman: I think I have enough money to do this

OtherGentleman: I don't care if my money looks like I'm in the lead. BUY BUY BUY

Madotsuki: Well fuck

Madotsuki: gg magil

Magil: I don't even know how I won.

Magil: I was just dicking around.

Madotsuki: I was trying to hog energy

Madotsuki: And wasted too much effor toding that

Game Over

Saving score, please wait...

Madotsuki: Wait what

Magil: What?

Madotsuki: HOW

Magil: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

Magil: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

Madotsuki: WHAT

LizardFungus: and I'm still last

Magil: EXODIA.

LizardFungus: good

Score saved

Magil: NO SERIOUSLY.

Magil: WHY?

Madotsuki: WHAT

Madotsuki: I

Madotsuki: WHAT

Magil: FUCK YOU.

Magil: FUCK YOU AND YOUR HACKS.

Madotsuki: Well, Magil, look on the bright side

Madotsuki: We're living in tents

Magil: I DECLARE SHENANIGANS.

OtherGentleman: how are assets calculated?

OtherGentleman: looks like witchcraft

Madotsuki: Assets are our resources

Madotsuki: It might be because of the crystite

Magil: FUCK YOU AND YOUR CRYSTITE TO HELL.

OtherGentleman: yes, but, you have like 80 assets

OtherGentleman: how is that turned into 10879 dollars?

Madotsuki: Uh

Madotsuki: 30 times 60 is... 2400... OH

Madotsuki: Because of the mules?

Madotsuki: On the plots