Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
Not showing computer player development
Magil joined the game in slot 1
Madotsuki visits
OtherGentleman visits
LizardFungus visits
Madotsuki joined the game in slot 2
OtherGentleman joined the game in slot 3
LizardFungus joined the game in slot 4
Madotsuki unjoined the game
LizardFungus unjoined the game
LizardFungus joined the game in slot 2
Madotsuki joined the game in slot 4
Magil: WHY IS IT CLICKING?
Round 1 of 12
Madotsuki: >not clicking
Madotsuki: OG you're up
Magil: Thank god, the clicking stopped.
Madotsuki: You can only have one thing on it at a time OG
LizardFungus: Other what are you doing
LizardFungus: you just wasted your money
Madotsuki: There we go
OtherGentleman: I thought I'd hoard everything on my first plot
Madotsuki: Nope, only one production per plot
LizardFungus: shit why didn't I take the river
Madotsuki: You can still farm on plains
Madotsuki: Or energy
Madotsuki: which plains are better at
OtherGentleman: what's river good for? what's mounten best for?
Madotsuki: Oh
Madotsuki: river is best at food
Madotsuki: mountain at smithore
Magil: Nope, it's one or the other apparently.
Magil: One per square.
Madotsuki: Yeah, only one production per square
OtherGentleman: what did I just win 4 of
Madotsuki: And if you have, say, a smithore mule and switch to food you don't lose money, you're implied to have sol-
Madotsuki: Food, OG
Madotsuki: You got more food
Madotsuki: Four food
Madotsuki: If you hoard too much food you starve
Madotsuki: I mean
Madotsuki: Not starve it spoils
Magil: LOWER
Madotsuki: Same thing with NO
Madotsuki: OG
LizardFungus: NOBODY WANTS TO BE FUCKING FOOD
Madotsuki: YOU'RE SELLING YOUR SURPLUS FOOD
OtherGentleman: yes I am
Madotsuki: It moves you back automatically for a reason
OtherGentleman: if I stayed with a high price, I get no sale, right?
Madotsuki: Well if someone moves up they buy it from you
OtherGentleman: low sell is better than no sell
OtherGentleman: no one was moving
Madotsuki: But if you sell your eating food you starve
Round 2 of 12
Madotsuki: Shit not what I meant to get
LizardFungus: LET'S ALL GET THE MOUNTAINS GUYS
Madotsuki: BUY EVERY MOUNTAIN
Madotsuki: BUY EVERY STREAM
Madotsuki: Dammit
Madotsuki: HA
Magil: HUE
LizardFungus: why
Magil: BECAUSE FUCK YOU
OtherGentleman: mormon elves steal %10 of your food
Madotsuki: Notime
LizardFungus: what happens if we run out of MULES?
Magil: WE NEVER RUN OUT OF MULES.
Madotsuki: Yeah this is why you need food
OtherGentleman: I remember selling surplus, not my personal supply
Madotsuki: Well, you sell all your surplus
Magil: FUCK
Madotsuki: It automatically moves you above the line
Magil: FUCK
Magil: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
LizardFungus: I made no food
LizardFungus: gg
OtherGentleman: wizard needs food
Madotsuki: Magil you need energy or you get no production
Madotsuki: You can sell smithore
Magil: THIS GAME IS TOO HARD
Madotsuki: No, you just didn't read the rules
Magil: YES I DID. SORTA.
Madotsuki: That's why you weren't as bad as the rest
Madotsuki: You should buy from the house
LizardFungus: NO MONEY
LizardFungus: ALL RIGHT
Magil: How to buy from the house?
Madotsuki: Go all the way to the top
Magil: Oh.
LizardFungus: guys DTrig can't join
OtherGentleman: there are two house symbols, bottom left and topright
Magil: Should we restart for DTrig?
Madotsuki: The top left shows the house price, the bottom left shows the buy price
OtherGentleman: The top right is buy fro house
Madotsuki: MAGIL KEEP GOING UP TO BUY
Madotsuki: STAY AT THE TOP
LizardFungus: THANKS SUCKERS
OtherGentleman: magil bought none energy
Magil: IT WOULDNT LET ME
Round 3 of 12
Madotsuki: Did you move
Madotsuki: Like
Madotsuki: Constantly up
OtherGentleman: faggotland
LizardFungus: I forgot what mountains are good for
Madotsuki: Smithore
Magil: Nothing.
Magil: No, shh.
Magil: Don't tell him.
Madotsuki: oh
Madotsuki: ok
Magil: AW YEAH.
Madotsuki: Oh magil you're lucky
OtherGentleman: wow, nice
Magil: SUCK MY DICK. CHOKE ON IT.
LizardFungus: Your parents want you back
Madotsuki: Now set up some food farming
Madotsuki: Or energy farming
LizardFungus: when did MULEs get so expensive
Madotsuki: GO to the pub
OtherGentleman: I cannot tell the difference between magil's color and mine. I have to memorize my polts
Madotsuki: Sorry, OtherGent
Magil: I think they go up in price the less mules there are.
Madotsuki: Yeah, I think they might
Madotsuki: Shit
Madotsuki: I don't have any money
Magil: Also, OG, can you tell apart Fungus' colors?
OtherGentleman: yes, fungus is pinkish
Madotsuki: What am I?
OtherGentleman: the other pink
Madotsuki: No I'm blue~
Magil: Well, next game you can be Player 2.
Magil: That way you can tell your land apart.
Madotsuki: Or player 4
OtherGentleman: /take 4
Madotsuki: If you have spare time you can either go to the pub or try to catch the wumpus, but the latter is hard and not worth it I think
OtherGentleman: well shit
Madotsuki: Oh fug
LizardFungus: 9/11
OtherGentleman: fire production up 400%
Madotsuki: This is how you sell
Madotsuki: NO ONE WILL BUY
Madotsuki: YOU HAVE TO SELL AT HOUSE PRICES
LizardFungus: NO FOOD AGAIN
LizardFungus: WAIT
Madotsuki: I will sell! :DDD
OtherGentleman: you will starve!
Magil: WHY IS GLITCH SO OBSCENELY RITCH?
Magil: *rich
Magil: Fuck.
Madotsuki: Because I sold all the smithore I stockpiled to the house
OtherGentleman: no wasted turns, no underutlized plots, and pubs
Madotsuki: Also I know the rules
Madotsuki: You just need a couple games to get the hang of it really
OtherGentleman: rounds? or GAMES
Round 4 of 12
Madotsuki: One full game should do it
LizardFungus: I have too much land
OtherGentleman: >getting land far away
Madotsuki: Why are you buying land then fungus
LizardFungus: I don't know
LizardFungus: I want more
OtherGentleman: SHIT WHAT'S MY COLOR
LizardFungus: >460
LizardFungus: godd damn
LizardFungus: this fucking economy
Madotsuki: Ecobobony
Madotsuki: Fungus you gotta develop son
OtherGentleman: mountain, slow!
Magil: ;-;
LizardFungus: you fatass
OtherGentleman: still too poor for mule
LizardFungus: why don't I ever make shit
LizardFungus: FUCKING ONLY ENERGRY
OtherGentleman: half of 3 is 1.5 is 2
Madotsuki: Give the store smithore and mule prices lower
OtherGentleman: not 1 ;_;
OtherGentleman: wait for the market price to go up next turn
Magil: DOSH. GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN LADS.
OtherGentleman: dat unspent bonus like in tower defense games
Madotsuki: OG the price of smithore will go down next turn
OtherGentleman: because round 5? or just because it goes down?
Madotsuki: Why did you sell your needed energy
LizardFungus: I need money
Madotsuki: Also no because if store supply of smithore is high then price is low
OtherGentleman: without energy, a paid for mule with supplies cannot grow shit
LizardFungus: I'm so left behind
Madotsuki: This game runs on supply and demand
Round 5 of 12
OtherGentleman: LAG
Magil: I noticed.
Magil: I keep mashing space till it registers.
Madotsuki: SHIT
OtherGentleman: othermountainmen
OtherGentleman: QUestion marm production
Madotsuki: Shit
Madotsuki: Well that was a waste
Madotsuki: We need more smithite in the store holy hell
OtherGentleman: can you see the store now??
OtherGentleman: I don't
Madotsuki: It's the furthest right "player"
Madotsuki: Oh shit
Magil: AW SHIT
OtherGentleman: yep, that looks enriched
LizardFungus: why
Madotsuki: So much energy
Madotsuki: Alright, sell to the store for big bux
Madotsuki: Magil that includes you
Madotsuki: You can stay against the store to sell more than one at a time
OtherGentleman: is there any reason why a player would buy smithore?
Madotsuki: How did I get two
Madotsuki: OG, to fuck over the other players
Madotsuki: Or to make a monopoly
Madotsuki: RACE FOR THE FOOD
Magil: OH GOD THE LAG
Madotsuki: There's no food left
LizardFungus: I'm doing so bad
OtherGentleman: so what are we actioning for??
Madotsuki: That was for food
OtherGentleman: but there was none left to buy
Madotsuki: Magil can set the price since there's no store energy
Madotsuki: And I wasn't selling
Madotsuki: ALL THIS ENERGY WILL BE USEFUL SOMEDAY
Round 6 of 12
Magil: I'm still figuring shit out.
Madotsuki: OG what are you even doing
Magil: HAHAHA
OtherGentleman: nothing
Madotsuki: FUCK
OtherGentleman: damn gypsy
OtherGentleman: kill them all
OtherGentleman: we should kill jews while we're at it
OtherGentleman: I remember having a food shortage, but it looks like have 3 to survive my turn with
Madotsuki: Yeah, but the store has none, so the colony starves
Madotsuki: But fuck them they're not you
OtherGentleman: damn
Magil: GOD DAMMIT FUNGUS.
Magil: MOVE.
LizardFungus: I'm stuck in this loop where I have no money but nothing worthwhile to sell
Magil: SUCKS TO BE POOR.
OtherGentleman: whore youself at the pub
OtherGentleman: smith whore
Madotsuki: I just need energy to be happyy~~
Magil: What is this phase for anyways?
Madotsuki: Oh shit
Madotsuki: SELL YOUR DONGERS
LizardFungus: Magil, stop straving yourself god damn
Magil: I didn't even realize I was starving myself.
Madotsuki: shit
OtherGentleman: i sell u food
Madotsuki: no pls
Magil: SELL ME LOWER
OtherGentleman: no, now you're stealing my food
OtherGentleman: I've got -2 now
Magil: FUCK YOU
Madotsuki: It was your decision to sell more than you had
OtherGentleman: madotsuki stole food
OtherGentleman: I wanted to sell surpluss
Magil: HOLY SHIT THAT ENERGY DICK
OtherGentleman: but you took 2 more than that
Madotsuki: When you sell all surplus you're automatically teleported above the line
Round 7 of 12
LizardFungus: I think we should sell food to the house
Madotsuki: Nah
Madotsuki: The planet can starve
OtherGentleman: haha
Madotsuki: Legs can run 2 fast
Madotsuki: >magil at the last second there
OtherGentleman: hey let's dick up the market prices
Madotsuki: We already are
LizardFungus: you fucked the economy
Magil: GOD DAMMIT OG.
Madotsuki: NEVER BET ON A KAZINGA
Magil: KAZINGA?
OtherGentleman: fuck bigbangtheory
Madotsuki: So much underdeveloped
OtherGentleman: DFC
Madotsuki: Oh god Fungus can mine the shit outta that now
Madotsuki: Magil you can press button to skip
Magil: What is this phase for anyways?
OtherGentleman: sell yer dongs
Madotsuki: Showing what we got from each plot
OtherGentleman: if you don't like that phase, press buttan like the rest of us did to skip
Madotsuki: My plan to monopolize energy failed
LizardFungus: you jewssssss
Madotsuki: I already lots this game :<
OtherGentleman: shortage compared to what?
OtherGentleman: Shows I had 6 before buying two just now
Round 8 of 12
Madotsuki: Mule prices are going down finally
Magil: wat
OtherGentleman: where'd he go????
Magil: I DONT HAVE ANY CHILDREN
Magil: STOP BILLING ME FOR SHIT
LizardFungus: your color blind fucked you Other
OtherGentleman: my mule ran away
LizardFungus: You chose Magil's spot
OtherGentleman: this game is super racist
OtherGentleman: against the colorblind
OtherGentleman: how german of it
OtherGentleman: why is the crystal detector called assy and we load supplies on our asses?
OtherGentleman: this game is supper ass-ist
Magil: Assay
Magil: Because you say ass.
Magil: Get it?
OtherGentleman: Julian Assange
LizardFungus: I feel like a third-world country
Madotsuki: Lel
Magil: Well shit
Madotsuki: Press buttan
OtherGentleman: are crystals radioactive?
Magil: No.
Magil: I like this sound.
Magil: It's the sound of progress.
Magil: And capitalism.
OtherGentleman: this phase is for the sound
Madotsuki: It's the sound of your mom LOOOL
Madotsuki: #rekt
LizardFungus: FUCK
Madotsuki: Yes pls drive smithore prices down
LizardFungus: I PRESSED FUCKING DOWN BY ACCINDENT
Madotsuki: Well thanks tho
OtherGentleman: that human looks like a bird
Magil: BUY NIGGA
Magil: BUY
OtherGentleman: this is not the slave trade magil
Madotsuki: At least I'm not last
OtherGentleman: fungus kinda need energy and I was selling cheap, Y U NO BUY
Round 9 of 12
LizardFungus: Because I'm stupid
Madotsuki: Magil again
OtherGentleman: GJ majil
Madotsuki: OG your turn
OtherGentleman: magil
Magil: Too many Windwaker auctions have taught me well.
OtherGentleman: LAG
Madotsuki: At least you're still in first
OtherGentleman: also colorblind
OtherGentleman: it really starts to matter in the latter phases
Magil: Madotsuki confirmed for hillbilly
OtherGentleman: big city pimpin'
OtherGentleman: so that last time my mule ran away, why?
Magil: You weren't ASSertive enough.
Magil: LISTEN CHILDREN
Magil: THE SOUND OF PROGRESS
OtherGentleman: mommy's bed is creaking
Magil: WHO NEEDS WIMMIN WHEN YOU GOT LAND?
Madotsuki: >All this energ
OtherGentleman: mommy's a whore
LizardFungus: GOD DAMN I MAKE FUCKING NOTHING EXCEPT ENERGY
LizardFungus: I HATE IT
Madotsuki: Why don't you swap out some mules for other things
Madotsuki: Finally MULEs are ccheap again
Magil: YOU CAN THANK ME FOR THAT
Madotsuki: MULEs are always double the smithore price
Madotsuki: >TFW ALLTHE FOOD
Madotsuki: I swear if there's a shortage
Madotsuki: PFSDJFKLJ
OtherGentleman: WOW
Magil: AW SHIT
Madotsuki: MAGIL
Madotsuki: >YOU HAVE SURPLUS
OtherGentleman: dat low selling price
Madotsuki: I'm just gonna tank the price of energy
Magil: NOPE. ENERGY IS PROGRESS.
Madotsuki: Your mom is progres #rekt
Round 10 of 12
Madotsuki: Oh shit magil's in the lead
OtherGentleman: wat
OtherGentleman: I see I have 1k more than he
Madotsuki: Yeah but he has more assets
OtherGentleman: ASSets
Madotsuki: Sure the planet's colonized
Madotsuki: BUT AT WHAT COST
Magil: THE COST I DEFINE.
Magil: GO ON. SELL YOUR ENERGY.
Magil: SELL IT ALL.
OtherGentleman: magil's got 45 energy, but at house price that's only $450 more in his pocket, totalling $4000, I'm still in the lead
Madotsuki: Plots facter in too though
LizardFungus: I don't know what to swap
OtherGentleman: food spoils, does anything else spoil?
Madotsuki: Shit I ran out of energy
Magil: I THINK IM CUMMING.
Madotsuki: Energy spoils
Magil: HOLY SHIT. WHY AM I EJACULATING SO MUCH?
OtherGentleman: is it neccearry to asssay a plot before putting a crystal mule there?
Madotsuki: FUCK
Magil: FUCK
Magil: MY MINES
OtherGentleman: or does gambling pay off sometimes?
Magil: MY BEAUTIFUL MINES
Madotsuki: Gambling rarely pays off
Madotsuki: Why are you buying crystite
OtherGentleman: oh, I thoguth this was food action
OtherGentleman: well then
LizardFungus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
LizardFungus: we gave the house food
Madotsuki: Let the people live~~~
Round 11 of 12
LizardFungus: I don't know what I'm going to do on my turn
OtherGentleman: jack off
Madotsuki: Hunt the wumpus?
LizardFungus: not like it matters since I lost already
Magil: THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY MORE EARTHQUAKES OR EVERYONE IS GOING TO SUFFER.
Madotsuki: ?
Madotsuki: Where's the high crystite?
OtherGentleman: that meteor
Madotsuki: Other than the meteor
Magil: HOLY FUCK WHY
Madotsuki: Because you're in first
Magil: THATS BULLSHIT
OtherGentleman: you just got nerfed
Magil: I JUST REBUILT THAT MINE
Madotsuki: I JUST GOTTA BELIEVE THAT CRYSTITE PRICES WILL RISE NEXT TURN
Madotsuki: GOTTA HABEEB
OtherGentleman: You gotta do what? I gotta habeeb!
OtherGentleman: parappa the rabbi
Madotsuki: So much energy
Madotsuki: >Magil buying up the energy
LizardFungus: fuck off Magil
Magil: NO ENERGY FOR YOU
OtherGentleman: magopoly
LizardFungus: fuck this game
Madotsuki: I'M IN SECOND
OtherGentleman: fuck you, I'll make my own energy
Madotsuki: I CAN DO IT
Round 12 of 12
LizardFungus: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS GAME
LizardFungus: I'M SO FUCKKKKKKKKKKK MAD
Madotsuki: Magil COULD get screwed royall-
Madotsuki: You okay fungus :<
Madotsuki: I don't think you can mine on river
Madotsuki: Also you can sell MULEs at the mules tore
OtherGentleman: then why is there cyrstal to be found if not mineable? :\
Madotsuki: /me shrugs
Madotsuki: Fungus-chan ;_;
OtherGentleman: go down
OtherGentleman: more
Madotsuki: Stop being a communist
Magil: OH SHIT
Magil: NO YOU WILL LISTEN TO THIS.
Magil: IT IS THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
OtherGentleman: buy everything from every action
Madotsuki: BUY EVERY MOUNTAIN
Madotsuki: BUY EVERY STREAM
OtherGentleman: I think I have enough money to do this
OtherGentleman: I don't care if my money looks like I'm in the lead. BUY BUY BUY
Madotsuki: Well fuck
Madotsuki: gg magil
Magil: I don't even know how I won.
Magil: I was just dicking around.
Madotsuki: I was trying to hog energy
Madotsuki: And wasted too much effor toding that
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Madotsuki: Wait what
Magil: What?
Madotsuki: HOW
Magil: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
Magil: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
Madotsuki: WHAT
LizardFungus: and I'm still last
Magil: EXODIA.
LizardFungus: good
Score saved
Magil: NO SERIOUSLY.
Magil: WHY?
Madotsuki: WHAT
Madotsuki: I
Madotsuki: WHAT
Magil: FUCK YOU.
Magil: FUCK YOU AND YOUR HACKS.
Madotsuki: Well, Magil, look on the bright side
Madotsuki: We're living in tents
Magil: I DECLARE SHENANIGANS.
OtherGentleman: how are assets calculated?
OtherGentleman: looks like witchcraft
Madotsuki: Assets are our resources
Madotsuki: It might be because of the crystite
Magil: FUCK YOU AND YOUR CRYSTITE TO HELL.
OtherGentleman: yes, but, you have like 80 assets
OtherGentleman: how is that turned into 10879 dollars?
Madotsuki: Uh
Madotsuki: 30 times 60 is... 2400... OH
Madotsuki: Because of the mules?
Madotsuki: On the plots