Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
Not showing computer player development
OtherGentleman visits
Magil joined the game in slot 1
Magil: Press J
OtherGentleman: no u
OtherGentleman joined the game in slot 2
LizardFungus visits
OtherGentleman: did you read the help? 'Cause I didn't
OtherGentleman: press J fungus
Magil: Well, the buttons are listed over on the right.
OtherGentleman unjoined the game
OtherGentleman joined the game in slot 2
OtherGentleman unjoined the game
OtherGentleman joined the game in slot 2
OtherGentleman unjoined the game
Magil: And I did read a bit.
OtherGentleman joined the game in slot 2
LizardFungus joined the game in slot 3
LizardFungus: I didn't read shit
OtherGentleman: Fuck it, we'll do it live
Magil: Where the hell is Glitch-kun anyways?
OtherGentleman: busy atm
LizardFungus: We gotta for Mach
OtherGentleman: ding me again on irc, back to QI fo rme
Madotsuki visits
Madotsuki joined the game in slot 4
Magil: Alright, you niggas ready?
LizardFungus: shit Glitch is back
OtherGentleman: penis
LizardFungus: this is akward
Machination visits
Madotsuki: Uh
Machination: hai
OtherGentleman: sig benis
Madotsuki: Mach you wanna play
Madotsuki unjoined the game
Machination joined the game in slot 4
Madotsuki: I'm good just watching
OtherGentleman: bird-girl, coach us
Machination: wait
Machination: do we have too many people?
Magil: HOW DO I START THE GAME?
Madotsuki: Nah, I was gonna watch
Machination: I don't want to push anybody out
Magil: PRESS SPACE
OtherGentleman: She saw all those girls with beaks, saw all those eggs she was laying, so madotsuki thought she could fly <3
Madotsuki: I actually wanted to watch in the first place
LizardFungus: THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
OtherGentleman: is this arrow keys? or wasd?
Madotsuki: I dunno
Magil: Arrow keys and space
Madotsuki: Yeah
Round 1 of 12
LizardFungus: shit I don't like the spot
LizardFungus: I want a do over
Madotsuki: ...No one's going for rivers or mountains?
OtherGentleman: didn't know how to chhoose
Madotsuki: Oh
OtherGentleman: nor that those are appealing
Madotsuki: Sorry I thought y'a-
Madotsuki: Up and down to bid
OtherGentleman: bid on what? do I want this? I don't want this
Magil: Hue
Madotsuki: You didn't get it
Machination: I thought this was cooperative
Magil: Yes I did.
LizardFungus: this is
Madotsuki: It's not cooperative
LizardFungus: I think
Madotsuki: It's competitive
LizardFungus: fuck
OtherGentleman: assy
Madotsuki: Magil first you need a mule
Machination: uh
Machination: I don't want to play competative right now
Madotsuki: Thenyou go into a shop
LizardFungus: SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT SPOT
Madotsuki: Oh
Madotsuki: Should we start over with me playing fourth player??
Madotsuki: Or
OtherGentleman: it say's ASS, why no mule??
Madotsuki: You gotta outfit the mule first
Madotsuki: You gotta buy shit to put on the mule
Madotsuki: And then leave town
LizardFungus: oh
LizardFungus: I didn't know
Madotsuki: You can only carry one thing
Madotsuki: Now leave throuth the exits
Madotsuki: and go to your plot
Madotsuki: and press button
Magil: Fuck. I couldn't do anything because they interrupted me.
OtherGentleman: press buttan
LizardFungus: this is such a good strat
OtherGentleman: I love being colorblind
Madotsuki: YOU CAN MAKE A COMEBACK
LizardFungus: I feel like I already lost
Madotsuki: Now go to the pub an-
Madotsuki: You only have one plot
OtherGentleman: grab yer burro and load it with tequlia
Magil: You're telling me. I didn't do jackshit on my turn.
Magil: Why the fuck hasn't my family gone to sleep yet? It's 11.31 PM.
Madotsuki: Is ok you still have two plots which is better than one
Madotsuki: Also if you run out of food you have less time to do stuff, iff you run out of energy your factories have less
Magil: Hue. I just did it for shits and giggles.
Madotsuki: and if the house has no smithore there's no mules made
Magil: I keep reading it as smith whore.
Madotsuki: You can but from the house too
Madotsuki: Oh uh
Madotsuki: Mahination you sold too much food
Machination: I only intended to sell 2
Madotsuki: Then why did you move down again
Madotsuki: Just stay above the house price
Madotsuki: And they buy from the house
OtherGentleman: nah fuck economics
LizardFungus: I don't know what I'm doing
Machination: I still don't understand whats going on
Round 2 of 12
Madotsuki: Magil how do you have no money
LizardFungus: He spent it all
Madotsuki: Anyway rivers are good for land production, mountains for o-
OtherGentleman: spent it all on tequila, damn mexican
Madotsuki: Mach, why didn't you clame anything?
Machination: uh
LizardFungus: rip Magil's child
Magil: BUT I DONT HAVE MONEY
Machination: it was all too low
OtherGentleman: I keep pressing T to chat
Madotsuki: Go to the pub
Machination: This game doesn't make any sense
LizardFungus: TOO EXPENISVE
Madotsuki: You make some money in the pub always
Madotsuki: SOmehow
Machination: I think I might stop playing
Madotsuki: Leave out the sides
Machination: I'm honestly confused and not having fun
LizardFungus: but that's why it's fun
Magil: I HAVE TOO MUCH LAND AND NO MONEY
Madotsuki: Did you read the rules Mach
Machination: uhh
Machination: no
LizardFungus: nobody read the fucking rules
Madotsuki: Pfft
OtherGentleman: did I get rid of my energy farms by putting the wheat there?
Magil: WHY ARE MULES SO EXPENSIVE?
Magil: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MULE I BOUGHT BEFORE I WENT AFK?
Madotsuki: Yeah, OG, you only have one production per plot
Machination: I'm out, yo
Machination left the game
Computer takes over Machination
Madotsuki: Magil, MULEs don't persist
OtherGentleman: they way they walk sounds like an atari 2600
Madotsuki: This was originally an atari computer game
Madotsuki: Not 2600 but I think there might have been a port to that
OtherGentleman: 5200? or 2600?
Madotsuki: Magil you can sell to the house
Madotsuki: For cash
Madotsuki: Go dow-
Madotsuki: oh
Magil: NEED TO SELL HIGH
Madotsuki: No you need to sell
Madotsuki: and try to get money
Magil: NO I NEED TO SELL HIGH
Madotsuki: PFFHAHAHA
Madotsuki: Oh jeez
Magil: I AM A DUCK. THE WEBSITE SAYS MY RACE ARE JEWS.
OtherGentleman: 15 is the house price
OtherGentleman: wat do
LizardFungus: I kinda get it now
Madotsuki: You buy so you don't starve
Madotsuki: If you have no food you have less time
Madotsuki: Without energy you have less production
Magil: I WILL STARVE BEFORE I PART WITH MY 86 DOLLARS.
OtherGentleman: how2buy from house?
Madotsuki: Go to the top
OtherGentleman: looks like I buy from a player
LizardFungus: WHY DOn'T YOU FUCKERS DON'T WANT TO BUY ME LIGHTNING BOLTS
Madotsuki: If no player undercuts the house you sell to the house
Round 3 of 12
OtherGentleman: undercut???
Madotsuki: If a player sells lower than the house you buy from them
OtherGentleman: is this StreetFighter?
Madotsuki: Anyway so different lands are more efficient at different productions
OtherGentleman: it didn't look possible to sell less than $10
Madotsuki: Well if no one buys you can sell to the house at their buy price
Madotsuki: Anyway different lands have different productions
Magil: I NEED MONEY
Magil: STOP SELLING ME LAND YOU STUPID GAME
Madotsuki: Plains are best at energy but decent at food and other stuff
Madotsuki: Mountains are great at smithore but terrible at food and energy
LizardFungus: the AI is fucking with me
Madotsuki: Rivers are the best at food
Madotsuki: Anyway magil pub
Madotsuki: Oh
Magil: Wait, did it skip my turn?
Madotsuki: Right shit turns are randomized I think
Madotsuki: Magil your best bet is to instantly go to the pub
LizardFungus: can we just restart this
OtherGentleman: this is the consequence of not reading help
OtherGentleman: we asked for this
Magil: Did it skip my turn?
Madotsuki: You can just everyone disconnect and we restart the game
Magil: PLEASE
Madotsuki: Magil no turns are randomized I think
Magil: NO WAIT.
Computer takes over LizardFungus
LizardFungus was kicked
Computer takes over OtherGentleman
OtherGentleman was kicked
Madotsuki was kicked