Official NFC update

[jagov808]

We've been inundated with calls and emails lately inquiring where everyone's favorite man in green is.

Nordel was in the former Soviet Union on a book signing tour. To illustrate a point to one of the children he began mounting a mule from behind right in the book store. Due to Putin's laws against propagating deviant behavior we are sad to say he spent some time in prison. Of course we hired top lawyers and were finally able to explain our case that he was merely illustrating how to install mining equipment onto the mule so that the mule may drill; not as first supposed that Nordel sought to drill the mule itself.

Upon being freed from prison Nordel has continued his book signing tour and is now in Almaty Kazakhstan. He is wearing a chastity belt so there is no perception of him trying to make sexy time with any four legged creatures in the street. Nordel is winning over many fans in central asia and it is expected that a new wave of mule players from the area will soon swarm the servers. 

He will be back in Europe by the middle of the summer where he promises to pose shirtless with the winner of the most bronze badges between now and then. Keep playing folks! Who knows maybe you will be the lucky one to stand so close to greatness.

[jagov808]

The competition is heating up to pose alongside everyone's mule hero.

Meanwhile paparazzi have captured Nordel sunning himself on the French Riviera as he is bronzing his skin for the big photo shoot with mule's top bronze player of 2014.

With SJ's high rollers tournament being organized and the Nordel Bronze winner of the year its hard to follow all the action going on in the mule community at the moment. 2014 is shaping up to be a monumental year where Mule finally goes mainstream. Who knows maybe in a few months names like Lionel Hutz or Earl (Big E) will become household names as common as Henry Kissinger or Angela Merkel.

[Death_Mule17]

Try bronze winner of 2012, NOT 2014....The guy hasnt even played mule this year yet!!








Stop getting excited and wood over nordel, washed up has been is what he is now!
MB

[jagov808]

When one becomes as successful as Nordel it becomes difficult to put in a lot of volume. He is often busy with speaking engagements and posing half shirted for curious fans all over the world. Michael Jordan doesn't play much basketball these days. Should we deny his greatness?

Nordel is a superstar, the noobs ought to cherish his record as part of mule history. The story of Nordel must be passed on from generation to generation. Imagine this: Nordel was a german, yet he was able to marry a woman, not a horse or a robot but an actual woman. Do you realize how rare such a feat is for the modern effete german man?

[Death_Mule17]

He ranks 15th still??, bump him out of top 20guys!!








I say fuck em,
MB