Mule Moratorium

[jagov808]

How did some of you pass the time without your beloved MULE? I suspect this may have been a life changing moment for some.

[Death_Mule17]

Well jag, I spent the week at the pool...where I can actually walk. I got a great tan too, maybe ill post me shirtless with my new tan. Time for an avatar update anyways. How did you spend your time jaggy?






Dm17

[logen]

Well, DM's proposition demands my first post on planet mule.

DM, are you serious about your shirtless avatar, now all new and with tan? The news about planet mule being online fades compared to this announcement. Even with my exuberant imagination and vivid phantasy I would have never dared to dream of such a picture!
Now, as your typical nonchalant professionalism in anything you carry out is well known to your fan base, I trust that you will carefully prepare the re-launch of your forum profile. May I dare to ask about a few details prior to the official release? 

- Will it be a skillfully acquired builders tan? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC7hmxSj5w0)
- Would it be too much to ask for a shot in your leather chaps?
- Is there a fan club planned, similar to the official Nordel fan club, and will autographed merchandise be available to members?

I keen anticipation to any prior information,
(a very happy) Logen 

[jagov808]

DM, I'm sure there will be many Europeans who are overjoyed at the prospect of some new material from you; there have been reports of rampant flaccidity lately as they are looking for new stimuli.  I know they appreciate your contribution to their community.

Hope the recovery is continuing on schedule.

I spent the time preparing to open my own career college. Our motto is 'No one in North America should be faced with such a lack of skills that they can not procure their own keyboards.'

If our website could feature your unclothed torso covered only by a Bluetooth keyboard I'm sure the school would immediately fill up. I am based in Toronto and there are many 'european' types here.

[Death_Mule17]

@jag-I'm assuming your not based in toronto,ontario-canada. Italy it is.

@logen- jag will have to start the fan club,I don't have the time nor do i think I'm as famous as nordel to deserve one. As for the new avatar pic, I still need more front side tanning,its on the way though.

@everyone- Am I the only one here thats sad about the ranks being all messed up? I mean its taken alot of hard playing to reach #4 and I had just reached my 500th win milestone before mule server went bye bye. Fixing this, If possible would be great.



mulesizeme may have to step aside for a bit, death_mule is back until news of a restored ranking system




Dm17

[jagov808]

I was using the term 'European' as a euphemism for unorthodox sexual practices.

The absurdity of using this term in this way is what makes it funny to sophisticated viewers.

[sjleader]

I would like to suggest that we figure a way to allow someone who has timed out or otherwise been removed not by choice a 1-2 minute grace period where they can rejoin the game.
I dont see why this would be so hard to add to the game. 

Is there someone with the coding ability that can do this?