Sticky: The offical Nordel Fan Club

[nordel]

Dear Deathmule,
I'm sincerely sorry if i offended you this much. I Never intended to hurt your feelings.
It really looked like you were trying to come out.  
I mean i think im not the only one who read between your lines and is able to notice all this little cries for help and the bitterness your sending out to us.
Who wouldnt be angry and confused if they had to live this kind of life?
Don't you think using the avatar of the shirtless goatse guy is a pretty strong signal?
Well this is all too obvious, either you are gay, which is totally fine, or a flamboyant twilight fan...haha, just kidding....the latter would be too silly right?  
But back to the topic.
We cant force you to leave your closet, but be assured, whenever your ready for it, the mule community will stand behind you in Legions. No pressure! If you feel another aggressive reply helps you too vent, go ahead...we have patience! Nobody expects you too become happy overnight. You have a long and coc.. erm rocky road ahead of you.

Now your thinking that it sounds all too good and easy coming from me. Your right, what do i know?
But instead of pretending that i do know, let me do something real for you:

Saying and writing things is easy, but doing things is a lot harder.
So how about i open a thread only for you and your emotional needs?
Think about it as a kind of diary where you can vent, share your new experiences with us or let us give you some positive feedback.
By writing down your feelings they become real and you can finally embrace them. This Way your self-esteem will flourish in no time!
You could even create a smurf (for example: Lifemule, wouldnt that be ironic and funny?) specifically for this task to get some distance if you think this all comes too early.
So, you up for it? Just say a word!  
YOLO!

@all and The official Nordel Fan Club
You guys Ready for Lifemule's metamorphosis into a beautiful rainbow colored butterfly?

[Chuckie Chuck]

Man you guys are full of s**t!  LOL

[jagov808]

As you can see Chuckie, this thread is really beginning to take off. I had the supreme pleasure of playing with my mule idol today. He lost a plot in the 3rd round (which means under new strict MSM imposed rules he no longer qualified for adulation upon winning as a fully legitimate plot loss win)

He fought back valiantly from such a cruel event and mentioned it later in the game less times than MSM would typically refer to acts of sodomy.

[Chuckie Chuck]

LOL, my comment stands.

[Death_Mule17]

  I agree with chucky, These 2 homos are full of sh*t...reason being they both pump each other so much its coming out their mouth. Nordel, I knew putting up my actual photo as my avatar would give you wood...but please man, this does not change anything! I'm not angry, more frustrated that no matter how many times I tell you ,cbass and the rest of the get a long gang that I wont turn gay for you...you fools keep on hitting on me in the lobby, in games and now in the forum. If you like me that much I'm giving everyone permission to touch themselves to my picture("avatar"), Its the best I can do for you guys. Don't ever say I never did anything for the gay community. Now will you people please play mule? I mean lurking in the lobby wasn't fun enough?? Now it's "lets chill in the forum".


Please find a new topless man to drool over,
Dm17

[jagov808]

Homosexuality in nature is probably <2%. The government and its NGOS want us to believe it is 10%, it would take too long to explain why this is so. In major urban areas, universities,etc the number may be 10-20%

On planet mule it's probably running at 30%. To put up an unclothed picture of one's self in a community like this, one must suspect that it was a conscious decision to elicit approval from possible like-minded lifemates?

Back to the original topic. Nordel is at 4 wins so far. can you feel the energy? He is gunning for gold. This could be the time history is made.

Don't wait to jump on the Nordel bandwagon after his glorious gold badge, show your support now!

[Rogue Cat]

Break time.

http://theroguecat.deviantart.com/art/Sexy-dancing-cat-52049185

[jagov808]

We almost got it done (gold for Nordel). Given the irregularities amongst some of those that placed higher I think we all understand Nordel was the true winner.

[KingKong]

Yep, Nordel did his usual lazy mediocre best last week and won ZERO badges. Still no gold badges won in over 900 games played. Nordel had such potential but has still failed to make the elite status required of someone who would deserve an actual fan club. I say NO GOLD NO FAN CLUB. And that's the bottom line cause KING KONG said so.

[Scroteus T.Bag]

DOOMED

[jagov808]

Kong - Nordel won the gold the prior week. CBASS and MSM played with bots, Zatoichi played with MSM and CBASS. That means all players finishing above Nordel were tainted with scandal. If we take out the disputed games they still would have outperformed Nordel but the fact remains that tainted games were comingled into their record.

Would Lance have won the tour de france without doping? Im sure he would have done quite well, he was still a trained athlete. However, when one is tainted by a cheating scandal all other merit must be stripped away and the next closest contender takes the prize.

Ladies and Gentlemen - Nordel was your Gold winner, please give him a hearty congratulations!

[KingKong]

What a pile of poop you have come up with Jag Off. Your hero Nordel did not win anything. He lost, live with it. Three weeks ago I should have won the gold badge. One of my victories registered as an abandoned game and i lost the gold badge by 1 stinking victory. I really got robbed out of a gold badge but I had to accept a crummy silver badge instead. I had to live with the gold badge really being taken away from me. Your Hero Nordel wasn't even close to getting anything so I have no sympathy. Maybe Nordel might get silver this week if he's lucky. In the end Nordel still has NO GOLD BADGES. King Kong's bottom line will continue to hold true. NO GOLD, NO FAN CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!! Until Nordel actually wins a real gold badge nothing you can say Jagov can change the reality of gold failure and NO FAN CLUB.

[jagov808]

Think of the children Kong! What will they make of your arbitrary dismissing of Nordel's legitimate claim to gold. Do you want them to learn that the only way to get ahead is to cheat and steal?

Nordel could win a 1000 games this week. He just needs to create an algo that keeps hosting and running games against bots he creates.For those of you who love your tite trackers and other tools, this would seem perfectly reasonable.

The fact remains that Nordel won the most legitimate games that week. Zatoichi did nothing wrong but he did play with two people who at other times used bots so he would legally be guilty by association. I dont think the two offenders MSM or CBASS cheated maliciously to gain a badge nor do I think Nordel's skill level exceeds theirs. Still if the badges are to retain any credibility gold must be awarded to Nordel. I think we all realize this.

[KingKong]

Once again Nordel fails to win gold. Getting consolation silver just will not cut it if any Nordel Fan Club is to exist. Fan Clubs are for Prodigies not for the mediocre. People would rather join a Mozart Fan Club rather than a Salieri Fan Club if you know what I mean. I myself have won seven golds in total and I don't claim to deserve any sort of Fan Club whatsoever. All your doing Jagov is putting all sorts of pressure on Nordel to finally win a gold badge. I'm sure Nordel doesn't appreciate all this negative attention he's getting. All you have done Jag is put a 10,000 pound Gorilla on Nordel's back. Now everybody in Planet Mule knows Nordel's plight which puts even more pressure on Nordel to finally win gold. No Gold, No Fan Club. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE KING KONG SAYS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jagov808]

Nordel plays against real competition. He doesnt resort to entering games with noobs and then cajole them into helping him out. Nordel is an inspiration to us all. No other player in the history of planet mule has ever garnered such excitement and fame. Kong can you even cite a single instance of another fan club spontaneously forming for another player before, let alone one with the influence of the Nordel fan club?