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jagov808
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Legends
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August 15, 2013, 21:06 »
We have elites and we have noobs. I think there is room for one more classification: Legends
Men who can play and win regardless of the intoxicants they have dumped into their body. Men who have gone against the planet mule herd and retained all of their biological manly features. Men who can still urinate while standing. Men who are not afraid to post bare chested pics of themselves as their avatar. Men who have the masses enthralled with their every move and have dedicated fan clubs. Finally, men who have fully functioning qwerty keyboards acquired with wealth they themselves have created.
Due to possible conflict of interest I can only nominate Nordel to join this exclusive group. Perhaps others may elect to create fan clubs for other well known Mule characters who embody those legendary attributes mentioned above and in time seek to nominate them to Legend status.
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Death_Mule17
Prototype Tester
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Posts: 483
Re: Legends
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August 16, 2013, 02:06 »
Well jaggy, Since I'm the one who coined the phrase "elite"(normally someone ranked top 20ish), and "buy!" maybe I one day can reach the status of LEGEND. Btw who decides who will be legends? Maybe I will have to pull out another topless avatar soon for all my gay men fans Idk.
So hated , will never have a fan club
Dm17
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MuleMeat
Jr. Planeteer
Posts: 15
Re: Legends
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September 01, 2013, 10:21 »
Not once did you mention the word WOMAN and for that, you will never be a legend for having made such a legendary mistake. But it's ok, just do like me on drunk nights and have your way with an ASSAY Bot ! LOL
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