Once Trump is done with America

[jagov808]

making it great again, perhaps he can start on Irata. The mule software runs worse than Obamacare.

We have some highly esteemed members in this community. Some are even doctors, they demand a stellar experience and have huge money from their National Health Service paycheques to make it happen.

With Frexit on the horizon, we have many euro snowflakes here that must be wiling to dump their soon to be worthless euros into a Mule infrastructure upgrade.

This is the only turn based strategy game where gender fluid people are welcome online, we need to maintain this safespace. We have Non-binary ambigender Lithuanian prostitutes playing in between tricks. We have Ovaltine executives playing on their lunch breaks. Surely this diverse group can make it happen.

[motorman]

First, Trump would ban every race but humans from Irata. Then he would propose that the human settlers build massive and ineffective wall to prevent wampus attacks. When the colonists try to explain that the wampus is actually beneficial to the colony Trump will state that he "heard somewhere" that it was involved in 80% of Irata's crimes.

As his approval rating craters Trump would blame the colonists ears and brains for not understanding what he is trying to do. He would then privatize the store under the guise of ending big government causing massive price hikes. Then as his approval rating sinks further, he would impose new taxation on the colonists to increase military spending crippling any chance they had of achieving economic success.

Trump would let the colonists know this spending was necessary to prevent Packer terrorists attacks and the colonists would point out that maybe if you weren't such an asshole to Packers in the first place you wouldn't have to bother with this nonsense. Immune to reason, Trump would then shit a little in his old man diaper and turn back to FOX News.

[jagov808]

Thanks for taking the time to engage this thread in a thoughtful manner. You've made some potentially embarrassing mistakes with your metaphor. I think rather than point them out, it would be a healthier experience for you to quietly reflect upon what you have written. Perhaps in a day or two someone close to you could point out the faux-pas if it isn't immediately apparent to you. I wish you well sir and hope to see you around these parts soon. If Donald Trump can bring back millions of jobs and unify the country than surely it is possible one day that we might also be able to enjoy a friendly, non-crashing, game of Mule.

[motorman]

I'm literally describing what he would do and in no way is this a metaphor. Thanks for chiding me on your misunderstanding of the English language.

An example of a metaphor, "You went on vacation and decided to let your senile, racist grandfather watch the house. When you return to a pile of ashes you just have a smug grin on your face because at least you didn't let your competent but female grandmother watch the place."

Hope that clears some things up.

[jagov808]

'Then he would propose that the human settlers build massive and ineffective wall to prevent wampus attacks.'

Personally, I would retract that, that's just me though, a big, stupid, bigoted jerk.

Anyways, thanks for clearing things up, I'm sure many are grateful.

[jagov808]

Motorman I downgraded Trump to neutral earlier this month, and now as things progressively worsen I have him on negative watch and very close to a downgrade to junk status. At this point he's just a couple rungs above the vaudeville act of McCain and Graham.

Despite you being proven right for all the wrong reasons, we are now on the same page.

Can we be friends?

I'm planning on doing a 5-10 game mid year event, hope to see you there bud!

I also hope the software is more stable than Madame Pelosi after a couple gin and tonics.

[jagov808]

I should point for further clarification and to prevent some euros from getting their hopes up, that my offer of Mule camaraderie is completely devoid of sexual interest. I'm sure Jacques will be quite relieved that he is running no risk of cuckage from the anglos here.

As our mid year games may coincide with active kinetic operations on the Korean peninsula, in the event of an EMP shutting our game off prematurely the score should not count if the game is <6 rounds into play.