Sorry for not making it this week, what with the holidays I totally forgot about it. Speaking of: Merry Christmas everyone! You better have been good or you'll get coal from the magical Christmas wampus!

I was good, thank you wampus! Merry Christmas!

Since time has become an issue, how about we just let random "Noob Wednesday" games pop up all over? By the way, I wasn't able to start one yesterday because I am at a home without forwarded ports during the holidays! Speaking of which, merry Christmas everyone!

Also a former Atari M.U.L.E junkie - however, was already an adult at that time, and have never played any sort of video game post that!! 

Glad to take any role you care to assign seeing as the appropriate "Old Guy" is gone.  Old Gal, maybe?

Old Gal may cause assumptions of "relations" (Bow-chicka-wow-wow) between Old Gal and Old guy. Perhaps "Slightly oldish person that is in no way related to Old guy, and has no future plan to do so" would be more befitting. Indeed it is. Welcome to the club. 

I am submitting my application for Henchman. Any job in this economy is good. I grew up playing M.U.L.E. on my Atari 800XL as a kid. That being said it has been a long time.

I shall set you up as henchman #1, because I think you are the best 

P.S.S. I have a top hat!

No fair! I want one!

Good golly I must say that was a good first Noob Wednesday.

Twas that 

Cant wait for next Wednesday!

[Were you humping the invisible wall that binds us inside this rectangular prison? (The one that started it all... a long story behind this one )]

During the first official "Noob Wednesdays" game, our group stumbled upon an interesting new art form ; Mule poetry. It is surprisingly deep. Here are some of the masterpieces we crafted together:

Were you humping the invisible wall that binds us inside this rectangular prison? (The one that started it all... a long story behind this one )

*Insert snaps from the audience*

The supply and demand machine feeds our mules ; and our souls.

*Crys for an encore*

Good golly, a dead moose rat!

*People start speaking in french. They don't know french...*

As you can see, mule poetry has an almost mystical ability to toy with your emotions. Write your own Mule masterpieces (Mulesterpeieces?) and post them here, for all to read!

Signed,

Beat-ze-law-baws...

I shall now use tildes, because they are classy:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

See?

Ok Ben, your all set 

Can I be Old guy apprentice? I'm new, I need glasses, have bad hearing, and tend to forget things a lot. If not then Generic Henchman #1 sounds good too!

Added you in as apprentice, Hardboiled Lobster   

Hey everyone! I am really sorry about missing the 1st game! I was trying to get on, when my 5 year old sister had the same idea   

She sure does like playing with her "Webkinz"... Sorry about missing it. I will host a makeup game in 2 hours, under this timer: 

http://www.noahfleming.com/countdown/countdown5.swf?code=077097107101045117112032077046085046076046069046032103097109101033:2009:12:17:2:48:0:16754944:16711774:8126464

Created a countdown to make up for time-zone differences

See you there!

Click here!

P.S. Pay no attention to the "Rich Jerks" thing, its just the site I got the countdown timer from

Added info on the actual time it will be

5:00 pm for all wanting to know.

Seems interesting, being new to M.L.U.E. myself, this would be a great way to get better at the game.

Oh! Oh! Can i be the guy who brings donuts to every meeting?
Mmmmmmm foood

Sure! Just don't forget the sprinkles 

[CANNOT]

Hey everybody, boss here with an important announcement! I understand some here are not what we would call "Experts" at the game of M.U.L.E... In fact, I myself had never even heard of the game since last Saturday  

So that is why I am organizing a little (or big, if needed) weekly dealio known as NOOB WEDNESDAYS! The rules for these weekly meetings are as follows:

1) Despite the name, anyone can join! This is meant to be a great way for players to introduce themselves to each-other and engage in humorous antics
2) Use constructive criticism! We understand you are the best MULE player ever, in the history of the universe, but no need to yell at little Timmy for picking the wrong mountain to hunt wampus at! Tell them what they did wrong, and how they can fix it!
3) Rooms will ALWAYS be titled "Noob Wednesday", nothing else! Accept no impostors, we are the real deal!
4) A sign up sheet will be kept in this thread, and as we play more and more games, I may start to track your stats, including how many meetings you attend!
5) For added fun, to sign up, pick a role from the list below, and I will put you in
6) Admin status must be earned out of trust, and will give you an imaginary license and your name in this thread saying you can help keep the order, and start new rooms when needed.
7) Obvious from the name, meetings are every Wednesday at 5 pm from now till the end of all eternity, so a membership will hold great value! Get em' while they last! (Figure of speech, I will add new positions if I run out   )

OK, positions time:

Here are the positions that you must earn, and CANNOT apply for:

Supreme Overnoob: Me, beatthelastboss!
Assistant Overnoob: None yet!
Vice Assistant Overnoob: None yet!
Secretary to the Vice Assistant Overnoob: None yet!
Secret, yet important person: None yet!
Wampus hunter: None yet!

And here are the ones you CAN apply for:

Generic Henchman #1: Dasboot72
Generic Henchman #2: None yet! Apply now!
Generic Henchman #4: Benrcrom
Guy who plays EXACTLY like a bot: None yet! Apply now!
Guy who brings donuts to every meeting: Frogfro
Old guy: Big head zach
Slightly oldish person that is in no way related to Old guy, and has no future plan to do so: deb_oh_canada
Old guy apprentice: Hardboiled Lobster

Like I said, I will add more roles as needed. I hope you have as much fun playing these games as I did making the roles for them  

--Nic

I got sucked into it about 3 days ago, had never even heard of it before then