.... You decline food if you don't intent moving about for a month, instead subsisting on pub crisps and nuts.
.... If you buy stocks and shares, you watch the skies intently for pirates. 
.... You turn down a marriage proposal because it'll just double your food requirements per turn.
.... You buy every battery you can get your hands on, then confidently cancel your electricity contract.
.... You will not own any more than fifty luxury goods at a time, convinced that they will vaporise if you do.
.... You melt down anything metallic you own, and then offer to sell the result to a car dealership.
.... You know that if you park your car on land you do not own, it will drive off by itself.
.... All your bursts of action are done in 45-second sprints.
.... You hold random animals to ransom, especially if you found them on a hill.
.... You will not share your snacks with anyone who will not pay $250 per unit.
.... When you're in a shop and another customer walks in, you try to do business with him first.
.... You do not trust your fridge, expecting half its contents to go rotten.