Planet M.U.L.E.

1. You spend all your free time in the pub.
2. You mumble about base production value when you see a mountain.
3. You ponder about demand and supply at the supermarket.
4. You sell all the jewels of your wife to prevent a pirate attack.

...any other ideas?

.... you've been playing since 1983
.... you still have an Atari 8-bit computer and the only game you kept is MULE
.... you own a dreamcast with the atari emulator and the only rom you have burned on the cd with it is MULE
.... you run a MULE fan site
.... you play MULE using the Atari emulator on your PSP

You go to the Alps to go "Wumpus hunting"
You make the bwooooooooo, BWOOOOOOOOP sounds during the spoilage/production phase in auction house.
You wonder how the blob in the green overalls gets his suspenders up.

.... You wonder how you would get smithore dust out of a white suite
.... You contemplate what your children would look like if you married a flapper
.... The last time you went house hunting, you asked the Realtor for a property by the stream, but not in it, with a mountain near-by, preferable, and if there had been a recent mineral content survey done
.... When you walked your dog, while cleaning up the mess you think, "I wouldn't have to do this if I had a M.U.L.E."
.... You work on revising a rule set for "M.U.L.E. Bolt Tossing", but can't figure out how to get them to stick to the post.
.... You're wife says "What do you want for dinner" and you answer "Wampus".

Actualy, I'm going to buy a hamster and give him a name Wampus. But I'm still perfectly normal!!! ;D

.... You're wife says "What do you want for dinner" and you answer "5 units of Food".

...you try to convince your local mafia that you have absolutely no crystite
...you auto-open port 6260 whenever you're on a computer
...you spend your nights in the pub pondering what wampus really is
...you use more than 2 hours/day trying to figure out how wampus got its treasure
...you receive 3 food and 2 energy units for christmas

.... you invent 101 recipe book for wapmus
.... you ask your dentist if your tooth can be filled with crystite
.... your Bling is made from pirate teeth, wampus fur, and M.U.L.E. bolts
.... your house gets repo'd and you think, "I'm sure I registered this plot".
.... you beat your in-laws for making a mess, and ask them for $400
.... you try to sell your VIC 20, C-64, C-128, and Amiga to the Smithsonian for $150
.... you have "2 bars of smithore" on your Christmas wish list

Oh God, there's no stopping....
-S

You ask on a pirate game board if they load surplus trinkets onto pack M.U.L.E.'s.
http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?p=2118239#2117475

.... You decline food if you don't intent moving about for a month, instead subsisting on pub crisps and nuts.
.... If you buy stocks and shares, you watch the skies intently for pirates. 
.... You turn down a marriage proposal because it'll just double your food requirements per turn.
.... You buy every battery you can get your hands on, then confidently cancel your electricity contract.
.... You will not own any more than fifty luxury goods at a time, convinced that they will vaporise if you do.
.... You melt down anything metallic you own, and then offer to sell the result to a car dealership.
.... You know that if you park your car on land you do not own, it will drive off by itself.
.... All your bursts of action are done in 45-second sprints.
.... You hold random animals to ransom, especially if you found them on a hill.
.... You will not share your snacks with anyone who will not pay $250 per unit.
.... When you're in a shop and another customer walks in, you try to do business with him first.
.... You do not trust your fridge, expecting half its contents to go rotten.

...you can't simply walk from one end of your house to the other without picking up something, dropping it off in the next room and repeating, over and over...and after you sit down to watch tv, you realize that you could have moved the items more efficiently had you done x before y...my perfect example: taking recycling down to the basement, sorting it and then bringing clothes up from the laundry and putting in drawers :)

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 :D

I need that.

Hey, I thought my email notifier just told me that I had been playing too much mule ... how did it know?

No, I use a PSP emulator on my mac.