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Title: M.U.L.E. Poetry Post by: beatthelastboss on December 17, 2009, 03:38 During the first official "Noob Wednesdays" game, our group stumbled upon an interesting new art form ; Mule poetry. It is surprisingly deep. Here are some of the masterpieces we crafted together:
Were you humping the invisible wall that binds us inside this rectangular prison? (The one that started it all... a long story behind this one :) ) *Insert snaps from the audience* The supply and demand machine feeds our mules ; and our souls. *Crys for an encore* Good golly, a dead moose rat! *People start speaking in french. They don't know french...* As you can see, mule poetry has an almost mystical ability to toy with your emotions. Write your own Mule masterpieces (Mulesterpeieces?) and post them here, for all to read! Signed, Beat-ze-law-baws... I shall now use tildes, because they are classy: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ See? Title: Re: M.U.L.E. Poetry Post by: Hardboiled Lobster on December 17, 2009, 10:38 Tildes aren't classy they're fancy and squiggly, top hats and monocles are fancy!
P.S. I thought something like this should be in General Discussion or maybe make an "Other" sub forum or something else for stuff like this, I don't know.. Just seems weird for it to be in General Thoughts. P.S.S. I have a top hat! Title: Re: M.U.L.E. Poetry Post by: beatthelastboss on December 21, 2009, 17:56 P.S.S. I have a top hat! No fair! I want one!Title: Re: M.U.L.E. Poetry Post by: Bertoid on January 04, 2010, 19:04 There once was a Bonzoid, quite pompous
Who liked to drink wine and hunt Wampus He liked to play darts And study fine arts And wonder who Marcel Duchaump was A Packer was climbing a ladder To outfit his MULE on Irata "This MULE is too tall I'm afraid I might fall!" And he did, which made him quite sadder One MULE is fitted for food Another's a Smithore-type dude But my energy spoiled My strategy's foiled. And so, my last MULE is still nude My Indian friend wears a Sari Another guy goes on safari I don't live in sin I'd rather stay in And play MULE on my Atari Title: Re: M.U.L.E. Poetry Post by: zposse on January 04, 2010, 23:12 In version 1.1
it wasn't all that fun Since smithore was king the host with no ping could buy out the store and be done (and your chances of winning are none). Title: Re: M.U.L.E. Poetry Post by: Intergalactic Mole on January 05, 2010, 01:07 Hahah thats good
Title: Re: M.U.L.E. Poetry Post by: Gunnar on January 08, 2010, 03:04 In version 1.1 it wasn't all that fun Since smithore was king the host with no ping could buy out the store and be done (and your chances of winning are none). Zposse FTW! :] Title: Re: M.U.L.E. Poetry Post by: Soldier Ant on January 09, 2010, 17:53 My poetries, parodies of two famous poetries from the Italian poet Giuseppe Ungaretti, made in Italian and translated in English (you can skip the first part if you don't speak italian :)
Soldati Si sta come ad Irata coi pirati la cristite. (originale: Soldati si sta come d'autunno sugli alberi le foglie ) Cristite M'illumuno Di profitto. (originale: Mattina M'illumino D'immenso ) ---------------- Soldiers It feels like in Irata with pirates the cristite. (original: Soldiers It feels like autumn on the trees the leaves ) Crystite I flood myself with light Of the profit (original: Morning I flood myself with light Of the immense ) |