Planet M.U.L.E.

Those were heady days my friends. We were all going to become billionaire Ovaltine affiliate marketers by using the popularity of our game to draw in players and malted beverage drinkers from around the world.
Things have dropped off. Some say that Nordel's bloated torso pics simply aren't getting the job done in central asia anymore.

296. Think about it! There must be a way to beat that old record. We need to draw in new ad revenue as well, perhaps vitamin water. We are still a strong, healthy community. There are doctors in our midst, playing right along with us. If the development team could create costumes for the mules that would draw in some new millennial blood as they love playing dress-up, that could really catch on. We could be big in the 'furry' crowd, perhaps even spawn an animated series on the hijinks of our socially stunted uber liberal, English as a second language crowd.