Planet M.U.L.E.

Nordel was caught making sexy time with a mule. As a result doctors in Lichtenstein, where the event occurred, believe he has contracted a bug. Nordel vigorously rubbed dry ovaltine powder into the skin where abrasion caused tears in a desperate attempt to perform self healing. This seems to have aggravated the problem. Folks, Ovaltine is not a tonic for all the bugs out there. Make sure you play it safe, Mules can get quite raucous.