Planet M.U.L.E.

Today, we can proudly say that the Cyber tier can now be renamed the Mametoc tier. As some of you may know Cyber has recently graduated to the NJ tier of play leaving a gaping hole in the tier structure. Mametoc has recently been on a tear playing dozens of games a week. There were some concerns about his lack of English language skills but upon further reflection it has been decided for the Mametoc tier such skills are perhaps overkill.

Mametoc is on fire this week, grinding out four wins so far. If he can take gold as newly appointed leader of the self-named mametoc-tier, that would really go a long way to restoring the strained relations the game of mule has with its fanbase. Relations reached a low point last month when it became evident that motorman was backing out of the long anticipated tournament of champions due to undiagnosed hormonal issues (his condition became more acute after Nov. 8). Fans had been waiting for the new year when it was widely expected that motorman would announce a 6th retirement before spectating in droves again. Mametoc's recent win streak might be just what the sponsors, primarily Ovaltine, need to keep things afloat until then.

Mametoc - Mejor!!!!!