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M.U.L.E. Community => The Wampus Cave => Topic started by: Lionel-HutzX on June 06, 2015, 16:28
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Title: 100 Wins for Alp! Post by: Lionel-HutzX on June 06, 2015, 16:28 Congratulations are in order for AlpenCactus just getting his 100th win!
This kind of class-act player is just the kind PM needs more of! Good job Alp! - He says his secret is a generous helping of muesli, or as Mueslix as we refer to it it the States. I think... Title: Re: 100 Wins for Alp! Post by: jagov808 on June 06, 2015, 17:14 I don't believe that for a second. There is no way muesli alone can power a man to 100 wins. In a sport with everyone else doping its almost certain he is sprinkling some highly concentrated Ovaltine powder on top of that muesli.
I've heard of the stimulating effects of this combo, it may explain why some elites need to take 5-6 minute breaks in the middle of the game; it has been known to have quite a proactive impact on one's digestion. I assume once this weight has been removed from their intestinal tracts it frees their mind to focus in the final rounds. We know that folks are now having to revert to traditional facilities to take care of their biological needs because sales of Nordel branded urination bottles which were quite popular in early 2013 have come to a halt. We may need to branch out into tupperware with larger openings to accommodate this surge of biological waste during games. Title: Re: 100 Wins for Alp! Post by: AlpenCactus on June 06, 2015, 18:48 Following a great deal of thought, plus consultations with my family and legal team, I have decided (in hopes of avoiding a scandal that might tarnish the reputation of myself and the MULE community) to come completely clean about any connections I might have to Ovaltine. First of all, as has been maliciously speculated, I have, in fact, on a number of occasions enjoyed a cool, tall glass of Ovomaltine (as they call it here) while playing MULE. However, and I say this in all honesty, it was NEVER (ever) my intent to gain any advantage over my fellow players. I have always regarded the rumors about the performance-enhancing effects of Ovaltine to be a gratuitous attempt at product marketing, and I have chosen to imbibe solely for refreshment purposes (and to supplement certain minerals I believe to be lacking in my diet).
Although I did not log my performance on the days I took Ovaltine, I'm QUITE SURE my winning percentage was, statistically speaking, within my normal range for those particular games. Furthermore, I categorically DO NOT endorse taking Ovaltine before or during MULE games in order to improve your results. But hey, if you like the stuff ... go for it. BTW, thanks a bunch Hutz for the shoutout. And thanks to all of you who make the games fun, challenging, and fair. Sincerely, Alp |