Planet M.U.L.E.

These gentlemen may have put Cyber's pending Horlicks endorsement at risk. Their collusion to enable Cyber to win has upset his smooth, stable record of performance this month.

Horlicks isn't like the people over at Ovaltine, they demand predictable results just like their product. As we all know, folks taking a little too much Ovaltine can go crazy!

It looks like our hero is in the process of rebuffing the marketing team at Horlicks. He has abandoned all pretense of stable performance. He recently put up a wild win defeating long-time luminaries of the game such as andY Ohmsen. It's too early to say now which direction cyber will choose to take his career. As we've seen he is a difficult man to pin down (unless you are a polynesian with a robust figure, then he will gladly submit to being pinned down)

There are worrying rumors out there that cyber may have started taking Ovaltine intravenously. A biographer looking on this episode in cyber's life would be apt to start the chapter with 'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.'

To complicate matters for commentators of the planet mule scene another pressing issue has been the conspicuous absence of Nordel of late. Some say this may be because he too has succumbed to a crippling Ovaltine addiction and is afraid to bare his bloated torso out in public. 

You forgot the most important thing jag... raph & robo WILL quit if you buy 2plots in one round. If you would like I can post 3 games each where they even admit they are quitting directly after I buy 2plots. No balls no glory guys. And if this is ok with everyone may I please quit every game i see a guy buy 2plots in 1round? please?






ps.muleslut and robo both quit, instantly closing the game. thx bitches

DONT BUY TWO PLOTS IN ONE ROUND!!!
MB

haha MB i checked the chat history of that game.
MB edited the text!

real chat log:

Robolzer: well, a oer
Robolzer: 0er..

MBs version:

Robolzer: well, its over
Robolzer: over..

(0er is what i call a plot with 0 tite...)

MB also picked only some of the lines and some not:

real chat log:

Robolzer: no we are quit now
MulesBalls: dont buy my land next time
Robolzer: you did quit that game before
MulesBalls: u are a pussy robo, ill be sure to post in forum

MBs version:

Robolzer: no we are quitting now
MulesBalls: dont buy my land next time
MulesBalls: u are a pussy robo, ill be sure to post in forum

(this "you did quit that game before" magically disappeared. of course lol. before this game we played another one where MB did quit after i bought 2 plots. the 3rd player was raph. here is the chat log:

Round 2 of 12
MulesBalls: buy a low
MulesBalls: robo won game
MulesBalls: easy
MulesBalls: not good to play robo with a bot
MulesBalls: he will buy 3
MulesBalls: thats game
MulesBalls: raph may get 2highs touching!
MulesBalls: sandbag for it
MulesBalls: who gets the high top left corner?
MulesBalls: robo?
Robolzer: nope i think im 1st or 2nd
MulesBalls: i get high!
Round 3 of 12
MulesBalls: bot:lastassay
CCMuleBot01: No Crystite found
MulesBalls left the game
Computer takes over MulesBalls
CCMuleBot01: Player Removed, votes required to restart: 2
CCMuleBot01: MulesBalls Bot Reputation now: 180
Robolzer: sigh

MB's "quote" is no quote! he manually edited the text from the chat log in his post: he changed words and deleted lines!
... a very non-sportive way to attack another player in my opinion.

i have not quitted many games in my whole lifetime here.
-2 games because i was unable to stay awake (one was yesterday with MrGood im very sorry for that)
-1 was very early in my career i dont remember exactly
-2 because i could not stand MB's behaviour, bad manners and constant harrassing anymore.
-the other few abandons i got are because of connection issues

i will not play with this guy again...

oh one last thing:
i dont think either MB's or my post fit well in here (but i had to answer...)
i enjoyed reading the interesting stories about Cyber's famous career :)

Nice deflection robo, but the chatlog will show you both quit after my 2land buy. As for the example you posted of me quitting, it makes no sense! I dont quit games directly after grabbing a high tite, see how my play by plays come in handy? I can go back and see why someone quit by stating the obvious. Eg. lose a plot event is always followed by "oh fuck", then "the claim!". You guys just need to man up and accept it as part of the game when someone buys two plots besides you. Just have a full game without restarting, quitting, and throwing games and all will be well. Until then, these narc posts will continue to flood the forum as a warning to everyone in the community. Please act accordingly




ps. I thought i was correcting your spelling mistakes for you. ...saying that and quitting directly after is where i get confused. Nah robo never quits, but his lust for ai in almost every game is a bit alarming. I mean do we really need another rank ho like gohar?

MB

 'I mean do we really need another rank ho like gohar?'

The answer is clearly YES! We have so many people who after a 1000 games still don't know how to play. They are a natural match for Gohar, yet he can't service them all.