Planet M.U.L.E.

I will get the ball rolling;]

NJDevil: WOW that was just and fair
Cyber Ranger: Well, neither of you quit - that's PROGRESS... Fuck the score...
NJDevil: I dont quit assfuck
Cyber Ranger: Yes, you have - ASSFUCK MASTER...
NJDevil: when
NJDevil: that wawstn a result of peole screwing uop one of my hosts
Cyber Ranger: ...ask msm - he's the master of "assfuck" records...
NJDevil: noway he is loserr extrodinaire....in Life
Cyber Ranger: YOU know when YOU'VE quit - that's all that really matters...

Is an assfuck master a pitcher or catcher?

Is being the master of assfuck records and not being a loser extraordinaire mutually exclusive? I must for the record also state that MSM is probably not recording acts of sodomy.

  I luv how nj thinks he knows my life, he gives me a new one everytime we play. The loser in life is you nj, because you are drunk all the time and still live in you mommy's basement. Try allocating your focus on mule, not making up new stories as to how I live my life everyday. Fucking pathetic, and yes as the master of "assfuck/quitter" records I confirm that you have quit in the past nj. No-one here is perfect, and nj you are the furthest from it.





mb

I would think that being an "assfuck master" would mean that 100% proficiency in both pitching and catching has been achieved. They don't just hand out that title willy-nilly. 

Guy! C'mon!  When MSM keeps calling people faggots....I suggested they build a "Mens' Club" within the pub....you know a place where men can be men.  Maybe a sauna....a few steam baths....hot tubs etc.  Nothing better than to relax in a hot tub with fellow men and discuss our differences.  Nothing stops  a heated argument than a hot oil massage between friends.  That way MSM can stop spreading lies about me.  Sorry buddy...I haven't lived with my parents in decades.  Unlike you who still has the impression of his dead mom on her mattress.  But hey....that's what the steam rooms for....so we can talk.  And as I have your sorry ass bent over and busting a nut in it....you will know what its like to be gay.  So gimmie a kiss big guy. :-*

Future MSM Novellas

The Loser In Life is You
Mommy's Basement
Allocating Your Focus
The Master of "Assfuck/Quitter"

Don't forget some of the hot Novels MSM has been the main character in:
-50 Shades of Loser
-Eat, Play Mule, and Don't Know What Love Is
-The Catcher in the Butt
-The Great Gatsby, and the Not great MSM
-The Sun Also Rises, But MSM Wouldn't Know Since He Doesn't Leave his House
-The Hunchback of Canada
-The Lion, The Witch, and the Smelly Room that MSM Never Leaves

You folks obviously don't know msm well. One time I played a game with him and he said he would need to take about a 5 minute break later on in the game to pay for some food he ordered. His girlfriend was in the house at the time. I asked why she couldn't pay on his behalf. He said that he couldn't trust her with his credit card for even a few minutes. What is the point of all of this?

MSM is living with a girlfriend who can not or will not cook, and can not be trusted with a credit card. This unreasonable combination can only indicate one thing: his girlfriend is a superhot model, otherwise she could not be the girlfriend of an elite mule player.

I assume in real life many would envy MSM's circumstances, although perhaps many of you are bronies and are content with your stuffed animals.

It appears that NJ is boasting about his prowess as an assfuck master. I think he should gain proficiency on the receiving end in order to achieve full certification. I fear that his hopes of converting MSM by bending him over may go unfulfilled. Given MSM's incredibly attractive girlfriend it is unlikely that msm would immediately capitulate and give up his anal virginity so easily. Perhaps NJ could offer himself up first to ease the transition. This might work out better for all parties involved. 

Heck jagov you can fuck me in the ass.  With your lil pee pee I wont feel a thing.  Like I said whatever helps with discussion.  We should meet....grab a hotel....steam room....whirlpool....some manly beers and see what happens sweetcheeks.  Im pretty sure motorman would love to join us.  he loves guys weekends.

Oh and MSM doesn't trust his "girlfriend" with his cc.....since she will just charge him for another hour.

Snap! That was a good one NJ that I didnt see coming.

So the post on Back and Forths turned into a thread on Back and Forths! So meta!

Like I said....name the time and place and there will a all the back and forths you can stand!

 ;D
 :o

Data2008 forgot to make a fag section, for all you gay men to swap fantasies with each other. Guess he will have a lot of work being that the gay community takes up 40% of this fucking site. As for nj and motorman, well they speak for their self. We all know they are in love with each other and use me as their icebreaker to become closer. After that its all bleeding assholes. How they find time in the day to play mule is beyond me, being so busy with forum post involving me as there gay sexual prey and all.




look for data2008's new post heading "the gay men of mule".....coming soon!!
mb

Future Novellas by MSM:

Fag Section
Swap Fantasies
Speak for Theirselves
Its All Bleeding Assholes

Whoooooooooooot we are getting our own site!!!   YAY.....and a parade!!!  Can we decorate it ourselves!!!!!!!
We need the following:
Gym
Sauna
Baths
Hot Tubs
Wrestling and other martial arts matts
Massage rooms
Bar
Dance Floor
Private discussion Rooms
Locker rooms
Overnight bedrooms
It should be called Mulesballs House of MULE Men!!!

Listen two these two get all giddy over their gay fantasies ....seriously data2008, not all of us here are gay men. Must we have these gay posts from motorman and nj in every damn thread? I find it highly offensive and a dishonor to m.u.l.e. Can we give moto and nj their own little area where they can fantasize with each other over gay things on their bucketlist? eg. Motorman & NJ's Bar,grill and gay sauna thingy?




too much gay, not enough mule playing
mb

Five dollars says you call your hand a faggot after you masturbate.

And then burns its on the stove for being an abomination before God.


Listen Asshole....I mean Deathmule..>MSM...Mulesballs......you are the one who started this.  You were the one calling people faggots all the time.  Now you can't deal when some of us don't care if you call us that and even take it as a badge of pride and want to wreck your colon.  Be careful what you call people asshole....because you will get more than you bargained for.  

Why don't you just admit you have never been with man woman or beast and don't know what contact with a warm body is like.  You are a sad sad sad little lonely monkey.  

Oh he's been with beast. That's why he lost his job at the pound. The weird thing was he always did it to the ones that were about to be put down so they wouldn't have to feel the shame of being with him for long.

I choose to admire him for that mercy and not judge the fact that he sodomized a half dozen random dogs nightly for a period of eight years.

 :D

Sarah McGloughlin singing in the back "I willllll remeeember youuuuuuu!!!!"

A poor Border Collie with a gouged eye and burn marks shaking as it tries to sleep.  A shadow of a human appears over its cage, and the lock is undone.  A few yelps....a sad human groan of satisfaction....and the twitching remains of one of god's creatures, as it passes from this world, wondering what it has done to deserve what happened to it.

See?? these two lile boys need their own lile area to post sick fantasies cuz THEY have never had woman. They suck at mule so they need this forum and their sick gay fantasies to fall back on. Its not their fault their mom never breast fed them, or daddy never played ball or mule with them. Please have patience with them, they hopefully will come around and play mule more often after their obsession with me is finally over. Until then they will remain the bottom feeders of all the gay men who play here, Bitter and jealous.



Help them to learn mule and have patience please, they really need it.
mb

I'm a terrible mule player stuck all the way down at #3 on the skill ranks. Wish I could get to #1 so I could consider myself mediocre.

It is a shame that my father didn't play ball with me more but he donated his arms to an arm pile. Don't leave a pile of arms where a generous father of two is going to see it. That's the one thing I took away from childhood.

I don't know if I was breast fed and forgive me for not wanting to ask.

Sorry for making you upset. I know you like to keep the past in the past and you only fornicate with a stuffed dog now. I do think it's clever that you call him your "Boston Creme Terrier." Almost too clever for the likes of you, really, but then hey, sometimes we're just on our game.

That made me alllll giddy.  Now I want to play with Deathhead Mule....but naked.....and not MULE.

 :D  Me
  ^
 :o  DM/MSM/MB                       
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 :-* me

 :'( DM/MSM/MB