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All Nordel fans are welcome to post here. Feel free to share all your wonderful Nordel related stories.

I think this thread proves how influential Nordel has been to the planet mule community as it is quite rare to recieve such a special honour.

On behalf of all of us at the Nordel Fan Club I would like to wish our hero a fantastic new year!!!

Im shocked that this thread hasnt exploded with interest. Who among us hasnt benefited greatly by Nordel's presence in our humble game? 

I think Nordel is on a trajectory to be Time's man of the year for 2013.

I know many of you have played with Nordel recently, please share a few interesting anecdotes for us who havent been as lucky to share some quality time with him recently.

 What the hell is this thread for?? so we all know jag is blowing nordel?? Mission accomplished jag!
There are none, Except that hes a smart ass a lot of the time and likes to get under others skin before a game. I think a jag fan club is a lot more relevant  :D





Dm17

ROFL. I was thinking the same thing last time I read this thread. Maybe that's the point! Is it sarcasm, or is Jag serious?!?!  LOL

 ;D

 I really hope its just jag being drunk, we have enough homos here on planetmule as is...which imo is an abomination!





pls dont let it be true  jag, we all luv you...just not in that way

Dm17

Maybe I'll become a Nordel Fan, when and if he ever wins a Gold Badge!!!!!!!!!!!!! Almost 900 games and still no gold for you Nordel.

   Without any gold, how will nordy ever become an elite??
This fan club thread doesn't have many promising moments...








Dm17

Nordel is the wind beneath my wings. A more pertinent question to ask is whether or not it is worth it to win a gold badge if one hath not already been bestowed upon Nordel?

Nordel is above badges; but if he were to recieve a badge I believe it ought to be platinum to befit his status as the true elite.

Ask not what you can do for planet mule, but what you can do for Nordel.

Since people seem shy to heap praise upon Nordel I will lead with this fact: I believe that Nordel speaks 1.6 languages.

Truly impressive!!!

   Looks like jag has a crush on old nordel, gross  >:(












Dm17

Sounds more like a plagiarize of Chuck Norris meme. :P But seriously, threads for making personally criticism on other users usually don't have a lot of future. I have seen them in other forums before, and I think they are a kind of threads that should be avoided, both for good or bad. Don't turn them into the center of PlanetMULE, you'll find unsportmanship players everywhere on the Net. Just treat this as the joke it was intended, and let it go.

I have no criticism of Nordel. I disagree that this thread has no future, I think if Nordel himself were to post in this thread it would blast off to become the most successful thread in the history of Planet Mule.

Lets see if your predictions are coming true....

But its more interesting how Deathmule/Msm is able to bring up something homsexuality related to each topic, fascinating. Isn't there a saying like: who squeaks needs to get oiled? Sure would explain a lot...i guess there aren't enough gay bars in backwood canada....

@RogueCat
Criticism? Nah, i dont see it.

   Wow nord, out of everyone in this thread you attack me? Ill see you on the fucking mule court. As for your little fan club, if there was ever a gay sounding thread...this is the one. Dont get so pissed when I expose the fact that your gay. I know you have a crush on me but come on , the rest of planet mule doesn't need to see it.  Worry bout you b/f jaggy, he luvs you and Im sure one day you two will have kids and a house, ect together. But until the big announcement in the planetmule forums, can you and jag please keep the luv notes and flirting out of mule?? Most of us are here to play, not lurk as you do and ask your b/f jag to post sweet nothings to you like your a god or something.



low profile,
Dm17

Love is in the air of Irata today. :P Well, you both agree that there is no criticism in the thread, so forget what I said about it in previous post.

Dear Deathmule,
I'm sincerely sorry if i offended you this much. I Never intended to hurt your feelings.
It really looked like you were trying to come out.  :-\
I mean i think im not the only one who read between your lines and is able to notice all this little cries for help and the bitterness your sending out to us.
Who wouldnt be angry and confused if they had to live this kind of life?
Don't you think using the avatar of the shirtless goatse guy is a pretty strong signal?
Well this is all too obvious, either you are gay, which is totally fine, or a flamboyant twilight fan...haha, just kidding....the latter would be too silly right?  :D
But back to the topic.
We cant force you to leave your closet, but be assured, whenever your ready for it, the mule community will stand behind you in Legions. No pressure! If you feel another aggressive reply helps you too vent, go ahead...we have patience! Nobody expects you too become happy overnight. You have a long and coc.. erm rocky road ahead of you.

Now your thinking that it sounds all too good and easy coming from me. Your right, what do i know?
But instead of pretending that i do know, let me do something real for you:

Saying and writing things is easy, but doing things is a lot harder.
So how about i open a thread only for you and your emotional needs?
Think about it as a kind of diary where you can vent, share your new experiences with us or let us give you some positive feedback.
By writing down your feelings they become real and you can finally embrace them. This Way your self-esteem will flourish in no time!
You could even create a smurf (for example: Lifemule, wouldnt that be ironic and funny?) specifically for this task to get some distance if you think this all comes too early.
So, you up for it? Just say a word!  :)
YOLO!

@all and The official Nordel Fan Club
You guys Ready for Lifemule's metamorphosis into a beautiful rainbow colored butterfly?

Man you guys are full of s**t!  LOL

As you can see Chuckie, this thread is really beginning to take off. I had the supreme pleasure of playing with my mule idol today. He lost a plot in the 3rd round (which means under new strict MSM imposed rules he no longer qualified for adulation upon winning as a fully legitimate plot loss win)

He fought back valiantly from such a cruel event and mentioned it later in the game less times than MSM would typically refer to acts of sodomy.

LOL, my comment stands.

  I agree with chucky, These 2 homos are full of sh*t...reason being they both pump each other so much its coming out their mouth. Nordel, I knew putting up my actual photo as my avatar would give you wood...but please man, this does not change anything! I'm not angry, more frustrated that no matter how many times I tell you ,cbass and the rest of the get a long gang that I wont turn gay for you...you fools keep on hitting on me in the lobby, in games and now in the forum. If you like me that much I'm giving everyone permission to touch themselves to my picture("avatar"), Its the best I can do for you guys. Don't ever say I never did anything for the gay community. Now will you people please play mule? I mean lurking in the lobby wasn't fun enough?? Now it's "lets chill in the forum".


Please find a new topless man to drool over,
Dm17

Homosexuality in nature is probably <2%. The government and its NGOS want us to believe it is 10%, it would take too long to explain why this is so. In major urban areas, universities,etc the number may be 10-20%

On planet mule it's probably running at 30%. To put up an unclothed picture of one's self in a community like this, one must suspect that it was a conscious decision to elicit approval from possible like-minded lifemates?

Back to the original topic. Nordel is at 4 wins so far. can you feel the energy? He is gunning for gold. This could be the time history is made.

Don't wait to jump on the Nordel bandwagon after his glorious gold badge, show your support now!

Break time.

http://theroguecat.deviantart.com/art/Sexy-dancing-cat-52049185 (http://theroguecat.deviantart.com/art/Sexy-dancing-cat-52049185)

We almost got it done (gold for Nordel). Given the irregularities amongst some of those that placed higher I think we all understand Nordel was the true winner.

Yep, Nordel did his usual lazy mediocre best last week and won ZERO badges. Still no gold badges won in over 900 games played. Nordel had such potential but has still failed to make the elite status required of someone who would deserve an actual fan club. I say NO GOLD NO FAN CLUB. And that's the bottom line cause KING KONG said so.

Kong - Nordel won the gold the prior week. CBASS and MSM played with bots, Zatoichi played with MSM and CBASS. That means all players finishing above Nordel were tainted with scandal. If we take out the disputed games they still would have outperformed Nordel but the fact remains that tainted games were comingled into their record.

Would Lance have won the tour de france without doping? Im sure he would have done quite well, he was still a trained athlete. However, when one is tainted by a cheating scandal all other merit must be stripped away and the next closest contender takes the prize.

Ladies and Gentlemen - Nordel was your Gold winner, please give him a hearty congratulations!

What a pile of poop you have come up with Jag Off. Your hero Nordel did not win anything. He lost, live with it. Three weeks ago I should have won the gold badge. One of my victories registered as an abandoned game and i lost the gold badge by 1 stinking victory. I really got robbed out of a gold badge but I had to accept a crummy silver badge instead. I had to live with the gold badge really being taken away from me. Your Hero Nordel wasn't even close to getting anything so I have no sympathy. Maybe Nordel might get silver this week if he's lucky. In the end Nordel still has NO GOLD BADGES. King Kong's bottom line will continue to hold true. NO GOLD, NO FAN CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!! Until Nordel actually wins a real gold badge nothing you can say Jagov can change the reality of gold failure and NO FAN CLUB.

Think of the children Kong! What will they make of your arbitrary dismissing of Nordel's legitimate claim to gold. Do you want them to learn that the only way to get ahead is to cheat and steal?

Nordel could win a 1000 games this week. He just needs to create an algo that keeps hosting and running games against bots he creates.For those of you who love your tite trackers and other tools, this would seem perfectly reasonable.

The fact remains that Nordel won the most legitimate games that week. Zatoichi did nothing wrong but he did play with two people who at other times used bots so he would legally be guilty by association. I dont think the two offenders MSM or CBASS cheated maliciously to gain a badge nor do I think Nordel's skill level exceeds theirs. Still if the badges are to retain any credibility gold must be awarded to Nordel. I think we all realize this.

Once again Nordel fails to win gold. Getting consolation silver just will not cut it if any Nordel Fan Club is to exist. Fan Clubs are for Prodigies not for the mediocre. People would rather join a Mozart Fan Club rather than a Salieri Fan Club if you know what I mean. I myself have won seven golds in total and I don't claim to deserve any sort of Fan Club whatsoever. All your doing Jagov is putting all sorts of pressure on Nordel to finally win a gold badge. I'm sure Nordel doesn't appreciate all this negative attention he's getting. All you have done Jag is put a 10,000 pound Gorilla on Nordel's back. Now everybody in Planet Mule knows Nordel's plight which puts even more pressure on Nordel to finally win gold. No Gold, No Fan Club. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE KING KONG SAYS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nordel plays against real competition. He doesnt resort to entering games with noobs and then cajole them into helping him out. Nordel is an inspiration to us all. No other player in the history of planet mule has ever garnered such excitement and fame. Kong can you even cite a single instance of another fan club spontaneously forming for another player before, let alone one with the influence of the Nordel fan club?

I will admit that you are describing The CBASS game plan for winning at mule to a tee. But it changes nothing concerning Nordel and your MAN LOVE CRUSH for him Jagov. Only a person who has an insane love crush would create a one member fan club for a player who hasn't even won a gold badge. I don't even think Nordel is a member of your Nordel Fan Club Jagov. So its a fan club membership of ONE. Let the mule community know if and when Nordel agrees to be your boyfriend Jagov. The only influence the so called Nordel Fan Club has is to be the butt of a continuing punch line of a joke. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE KING KONG SAYS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Hopefully the website will be up and running sometime in the future.

@KingKong
whats wrong with having a man love crush? Especially if its me. Let the man pray to his idol.
I mean, i hate to be the golden god of mule...all this responsibility....its overwhelming. But as long some lost souls here need a beacon of hope and wisdom...who am i to deny that to them?
So be it...here is your golden god!
And since only fans would open or read this thread we can clearly assume that all of you posting here just joined my club.
Welcome! Jagov will be collecting your credit card numbers soon. Relax, Its just a normal procedure.
Trust me. Just trust me!  ;)

btw: nice avatar. Even shirtless...do i see a pattern here? Nah...that would be too crazy....

Love
Nordel

Look who's come down from Mt. Irata to claim his Kingdom of lunatics and losers, its the one and only Nordel himself. You have just made Jagov faint with MAN LOVE DELIGHT. I'm certainly no member of this Cuckoo for Coconuts fan club. Just remember Nordel, a man's got to have Gold Badges before he can be a Golden God. And that's the bottom line cause KING KONG says so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I played nordel he is kinda rude  bordering on asshole so............I dont know where all the praise is coming from???
Must be some tranny bullshit jag is always talking about

Just like any other massive celebrity Nordel has good days and bad days. There is incredible pressure to perform in the public realm when you are famous. If he was rude perhaps you simply misconstrued his finely honed teutonic humour. It sounds like you had lots of personal interaction. Count yourself lucky as Nordel's schedule is extremely tight. It is difficult to accomodate all the members on planet mule who desire his time and attention. Everyone from newbs to longstanding members like Kong, who are so enamoured they have every Nordel statistic memorized by heart, long for a game with their hero.

A game with Nordel is like 3 with anyone else. Folks just as a heads up, get your games in now. We are thinking about charging a nominal $2.99 fee to play with Nordel beginning late summer. For the $2.99 though you will guarantee yourself exclusive access. For $4.99 you can even use the colour green which has become synonomous with Nordel over the years. Frequent players can send in $9.99 and get unlimited games with Nordel each month. Finally, for those who only accept the best, for $99.99, you can gain a lifetime pass to play with Nordel and he will send his autograph.

*These are pre-gold badge prices. Book now and save as prices may vary.

I give you credit whil i didnt "lol"  u made me smile at how funny this is.  u have a little bit od comedic talentreally if you took some acting lessons u could get a spot on a sitcom and ......well i dont know ur age u could be the new rodney dangerfield. when i try to put a face on u ..I keep thinking of the school teacher from beavis and butthead  . ha  you do make me funny but u are a little to serious many of us are not sure your trying to be funny or do lots of good/bad drugs.......if u really are a wanna be a comedian.. for real get a coach at the local comedy club 

 sincerly not making fun of u  as u re funny.but dont quit your day job just yet  good luck

Wow now atari really burned you jagov....being compared to rodney fucking dangerfield...this is a new low!

But seriously, dont listen to him! We gotta good thing goin' with the credit cards 'n all...don't ruin this for us!

I know it sounds tempting....you probably think of all the famous standup dudes who share the experience being discovered in a gaming forum...i dont even bother to list them up...but let me tell you this: they are the exception!
Look at diznuck...he tried it...and what is he doing now?
He works in the hosting business and quit playing mule. And all that because he still hopes for his breakthrough in the comedy realm.
Please dont be silly, open your eyes!

It was a simple compliment not  "burn" i just picture jag as a skinny hippie  nothing bad or wrong with it
I mentioned rodney dangerfield because as far as I know he started his carreer late in life  .ie... had a regular job untill late 40's before he did any acting at all

And i have nothing really against you nordell  I just dont think u are some super bad ass
I mean didn't mainstream invent the bot software  we all get lots of enjoyment from those games so in my opinion he deserves cash and praise more than any other single person involed
so ur ok nordel just not super mule king  lol

Nordel won today! Some people think Nordel is not deserving of such a large and devoted following. For those that doubt his greatness, consider this: Nordel is ranked higher than Hitman, and Hitman is awesome!

We will probably get a line of NordelWear available for the autumn. Let Chuckie Chuck know your size requirements. The Nordel Fan club is happy to have him on board as our treasurer.

All clothing will come in green only.  

Imagine next year, friends and family will think you are celebrating St. Patrick's day, when really you will be celebrating Nordel month.

ROFL

I'll say it once again. The Nordel Fan Club does not exist. A membership of 2 isn't a fan club. Its a love fest between Jagov and Nordel. By the way, even Hitman has won gold whereas Nordel still has no gold whatsoever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No Gold No Fan Club!!!!!!!!!!!! And that's the bottom line cause KING KONG says so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kong you are not the arbiter of who gets a fanclub or not. The Nordel fan club is just a spontaneous result of the man's mass following he has cultivated through his scintillating play.

Nordel speaks 1.6 languages, the man is a genius. How many languages can you speak Kong?

Nordel wears long sleeved shirts and still draws a crowd on planet irata, not many can claim that.

It is clear you are jealous of success. While the Nordel fan club applauds your efforts and appreciates all those gold badges you have attained, unfortunately there can only be one true star.

Well a true star must have the one vital qualification to be a true star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He or she MUST HAVE WON AT LEAST ONE GOLD BADGE. And it also goes for any legit fan club that isn't a laughing stock like the so called Nordel Fan Club. A club membership of 2 people certainly does not qualify as a mass following!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am certainly not jealous of a goldless Nordel. I will come back to continue my commentary on Jagov's Worthless Nordel Fan Club when the MULE website is finally fixed. Till then continue to read about and mock Jagov's love affair with Nordel. Almost 2 months of a broken website is unacceptable!!!!!!

long sleeved shirts lol wtf

beeman its sort of a taboo subject around here as it puts some members into a hissy fit, but if planet mule were a city, it would be San Francisco. If planet mule were a music group it would be menudo or the culture club. If planet mule were a movie it would be about mining ore in the brokeback mountains or perhaps a tale of pirates coming and taking all the tite called the crying game.

Not everyone here has the same star power as Nordel so to attract their own fans they resort to shirtless avatars.

I just resort to unusually colorful C64 keyboards, and holding the lead on MOST FORUM POST, lol.

Yes you heard it here first. Nordel has given up playing MULE. The failure to finally win a gold badge after playing 1,000 games has put our long suffering friend into MULE retirement. The Pretend Nordel Fan Club Is Now DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nordel now calls himself Lebron James. Good luck with the new id Nordel. Maybe you can finally win your mule gold championship the way Lebron finally won his NBA Championship.

I think it's fair to say Nordel has reached such a level of fame that we now take him for granted. I can only assume this is the reason his fans have not been very active lately.