Turning over a new leaf

[jagov808]

In the spirit of inclusion I want to go on record saying that despite Motorman possibly identifying as pangender, it is important we show the utmost tolerance. We are a community open to all, even bigender prostitutes from Slovenia.

For this reason, I am proud to introduce a new specially designed pangender piss jug which caters to this often overlooked demographic. You see for Motorman it is not a question of which washroom to use, there is a desire to simultaneously use both. This new piss jug is perfectly designed with added features to aid in the uninterrupted flow from various orifices and body parts. You may be asking will we recoup the R&D on such a device given its limited market potential. I am proud to say as a private corporation not beholden to shareholders we took it upon ourselves to go the extra mile regardless of cost.

Let's hope all this goodwill will translate to motorman playing more within the elite community.

As a side note: let's all welcome Judas into the exclusive elite club, it was a long time coming. Finally we have a French Canadian in our midst. It is anticipated that a new piss jug lubricated with maple syrup will soon be in the works to commemorate the occasion.