@jagov
Carmello Anthony was right about atari. His Bi-Curiousity stands in the way of announcing things properly.
It would do him good to crawl out of the shadow of his keyboard-candelabra and listen more to his friend Chuckie Liberace.
This event was determined to be a stillbirth from the start.
I'm focusing now on msm's "Truckers delight"-tournament next month.

please tell me i am wrong..........................

Now that's an easy one: You Sir are ALWAYS wrong!
Just trust your broken inner compass:
If you think something's fishy, it's not!
If you think something's alright, it's not!

@Deathsizeme
There was a thread here last week with a detailled instruction how to exploit this.
It got quickly deleted.
A few days later the update arrived...so it was prompt...kinda.

good job guys, and a very prompt response to the issue!

http://planetmule.com/how-to-play/

really that difficult to read the manual?

Interesting point, but not valid. 1983 the game was played on one screen.

@Mr Armstrong: He sure can, and he did.
http://vimeo.com/58191312

Wow now atari really burned you jagov....being compared to rodney fucking dangerfield...this is a new low!

But seriously, dont listen to him! We gotta good thing goin' with the credit cards 'n all...don't ruin this for us!

I know it sounds tempting....you probably think of all the famous standup dudes who share the experience being discovered in a gaming forum...i dont even bother to list them up...but let me tell you this: they are the exception!
Look at diznuck...he tried it...and what is he doing now?
He works in the hosting business and quit playing mule. And all that because he still hopes for his breakthrough in the comedy realm.
Please dont be silly, open your eyes!

Hmm thats some serious shit...must be really frustrating to know that they'll never get the guy who did this.

Hope you'll get well soon without any further complications!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtvqT_wMeY

that was playing in my mind when i read your post jagov.

Are shirtless dudes allowed on milk cartons? depends on the state, huh? California yay, Texas nay?

Played tiani recently.
Result: he said bye in round 5 and left the game.

nuff said

@KingKong
whats wrong with having a man love crush? Especially if its me. Let the man pray to his idol.
I mean, i hate to be the golden god of mule...all this responsibility....its overwhelming. But as long some lost souls here need a beacon of hope and wisdom...who am i to deny that to them?
So be it...here is your golden god!
And since only fans would open or read this thread we can clearly assume that all of you posting here just joined my club.
Welcome! Jagov will be collecting your credit card numbers soon. Relax, Its just a normal procedure.
Trust me. Just trust me! 

btw: nice avatar. Even shirtless...do i see a pattern here? Nah...that would be too crazy....

Love
Nordel

Dear Deathmule,
I'm sincerely sorry if i offended you this much. I Never intended to hurt your feelings.
It really looked like you were trying to come out.  
I mean i think im not the only one who read between your lines and is able to notice all this little cries for help and the bitterness your sending out to us.
Who wouldnt be angry and confused if they had to live this kind of life?
Don't you think using the avatar of the shirtless goatse guy is a pretty strong signal?
Well this is all too obvious, either you are gay, which is totally fine, or a flamboyant twilight fan...haha, just kidding....the latter would be too silly right?  
But back to the topic.
We cant force you to leave your closet, but be assured, whenever your ready for it, the mule community will stand behind you in Legions. No pressure! If you feel another aggressive reply helps you too vent, go ahead...we have patience! Nobody expects you too become happy overnight. You have a long and coc.. erm rocky road ahead of you.

Now your thinking that it sounds all too good and easy coming from me. Your right, what do i know?
But instead of pretending that i do know, let me do something real for you:

Saying and writing things is easy, but doing things is a lot harder.
So how about i open a thread only for you and your emotional needs?
Think about it as a kind of diary where you can vent, share your new experiences with us or let us give you some positive feedback.
By writing down your feelings they become real and you can finally embrace them. This Way your self-esteem will flourish in no time!
You could even create a smurf (for example: Lifemule, wouldnt that be ironic and funny?) specifically for this task to get some distance if you think this all comes too early.
So, you up for it? Just say a word!  
YOLO!

@all and The official Nordel Fan Club
You guys Ready for Lifemule's metamorphosis into a beautiful rainbow colored butterfly?

Lets see if your predictions are coming true....

But its more interesting how Deathmule/Msm is able to bring up something homsexuality related to each topic, fascinating. Isn't there a saying like: who squeaks needs to get oiled? Sure would explain a lot...i guess there aren't enough gay bars in backwood canada....

@RogueCat
Criticism? Nah, i dont see it.

The land racing problem is really annoying, yup.
Since it seems not to be patchable, my suggestion would be to change/tweak the system even a bit more.

Here is my Idea:
Why not give each rank a headstart?
1-2 seconds(just an example) between each rank and it should all be fine. Balance restored! (sorry pappy )

Now there are 2 Questions left:
1)@Devs: would it be possible? Or is that too complicated/work intensive to be implemented via another patch?

2)@Players: Do you guys like my idea to be implemented?

Thx in Advance for any feedback

Nice Idea but...have you thought about the controlls?

A real android Version would be very much appreciated though...