http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=66040 so when a guy like Malt O Mule who hasnt played in over a year comes back u greet him by cowardly unsportsmanship eh?  poor guy gets disconnected beg of round 3 and boy were u quick to kick him when his network delayed... the guy begs and pleads for u to restart but u see an opportunity for a cheap win with an AI (Malt's) Devilyn and firemt (2 noobs) the thing is u werent prepaired for a noob to bring his A game were u.  reason why ur rank is "rank" because u lose to noobs way too often..

let me teach you something...bad losses affect your true rank..ie if bored, our MULE statistician RainMule has something for us to read http://www.planetmule.com/forum?topic=1811.0 also preacher man playin his bots and a noob..disgusting!! http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63665

Also the rank system is "scaled" look up that word because u obviously dont know much.  I lose more points as a higher rank when lower rank guys like you dont get as effected with a loss..called "scale" look it up.. so it doesnt matter if you play a bot named Pee Wee Herman, JIM, or Matilda...the algorithm used to create the rank system adjusts higher rank players with less points for a win and more negative points for a loss so it all evens out.  again my advice to you..quit losing to all these lower ranked players..bad losses kill ur true rank...school is out, progress reports come out in a week so sharpen up kid so maybe your Mom may put ur report card on the fridge,,as it stands now ur getting a failing grade in common sense

Your worried but optimistic teacher,
CBASS

I think something has to be done to make the auction races fair and not always given to the guy with the highest Ping (sorry Grandpappysmurf). 

Since Pappy sits on the Board of Directors of Planet Mule I wouldnt hold your breath on that auction cheat being removed.  That would mean 10% less wins for Pappy (and we all know he hates losing more than a 9 yer old hates when they get their ice cream taken away).  That cheat move is kind of like Pappy's Ice Cream in a game.  It would be nice to see auction races become fair for everyone, but Pappy would vote to veto that every time or create a filibuster  on it delaying action on a change for years.  For those like MuleSizeMe who dont know what a filibuster is... A filibuster is a type of parliamentary procedure where an individual extends debate, allowing a lone member (Pappy in this case) to delay or entirely prevent a vote on a given proposal like a land auction cheat. It is sometimes referred to as talking out a bill, and characterized as a form of obstruction in a legislature or other decision-making body.

For those confused about the above referenced item [Planet(The One, Drilan, King) and Jedi] see translation..filibustero.  Hope this tidbit helps all and we can come to a quick resolution on this auction cheat that needs to be fixed more than anything...again (sorry Pappy but fair is fair)

Just when I think Jedi is turning over a new leaf he resorts back to his old style of cowardliness..doesnt surprise me because "The One", "Planet" is his mentor.  That should tell you a lot about his character.  When fighting for a virtual gold badge, he figures a game with his buddy and 2 AI's should help him get that extra win so he can post the badge on his bedroom wall.  Little did he know that J.I.M., after finding out gay marriage was turned down by the voters of Irata, decided to play a game with his boyfriend A.D.A.M. and boy was he pissed and gonna play a fierce game. unbeknownst to Jedi who figured his buddy wud give him an easy win on 2 AI's..not to be the case here...A.D.A.M. had a ton of ore that was gonna spike so they decide to abandon the game so it wudnt hurt their stats..http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=62152

A plug here since we are talking about cowards...Rhodan..yes Rhodan I was surprised myself. I guess I assumed his high rank and tenure he wud b a respectable player...I was wrong...I had the game rapped with monster tite nobody could compete with..had beef with Planet and Planet only.  Without any word like, "chill CBASS" the coward Rhodan votes to kick me with absolutely no warning...Rhodan a big coward like Planet and Jedi and a few others...http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=62340  Happy Holidays to all (:

What are we really talking about here??

http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63665

MuleSizeMe   29714   no
SonyBoy1   27216   no
<D.A.N.>   19918   no
derka   18214   yes

CBASS: bot:smurfcheck Derka
mule4u2: Possible Smurf:MuleSizeMe Games: 231 Bot Rep: 192.....oh nevermind Derka is MSM's imaginary friend living in the "other" building...

Chuckie Chuck still believes in The Tooth Fairy and Santa as well.  sad news Chuckie..they all 3 dont exist..MSM not the most credible person playing Mule but what wpuld you know CC ur ranked 2172? or did u win one??  I said MSM is Hollywooding again because we waited 10 min at beginning of the game so I finally kicked him..nobody else was in the lobby so we were not gonna get more than 3 players and no game was eminent.  when you get to be a higher rank Chuckie, you will realize you dont get credit for a win with only 1 human player...since nobody else in lobby i decided to play a quick practice game. Have we played b4 Chuckie? i dont think we have. so dont be an opinionated asshole to somebody you have never met or played..95.6% of people here enjoy playing with me so I dont have a problem finding a game.  This is how Hitler gained so much power Chuckie, with his propaganda. So get of your Forum (Facebook) and actually play games of Mule, perhaps even one with me and quit letting other people form your opinions you fuckin follower!! (I wish i knew how to draw..id draw a picture of MSM as a pirate with a parrot wearing a collar named Chuckie Chuck on his sholder)

DeathMule/MuleSizeMe/Derka...Like the preacher who preaches no molesting children and then does it himself. bot:smurfcheck2 derka Mule4u3: Possible Smurf:MuleSizeMe Games: 210 Bot Rep: 171....wait a second..preacher man mollesting noobs..hmmmmm??? http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63665  When you're getting high and fall asleep on ur PC in an overdose stoop er you cant expect everyone to wait for u for an hour and a half while u sober up do you? I notice youve been tryin to peak under the skirts of noobs and possibly look for a cheap win? well not so fast preacher man! Ive been training them on ways to beat you.  My resume wins 16 out of the last 21 on you qualifys me as a MuleSizeMe killer! 

Not everyone can spend the day time hours playing Mule like MSM does.  When you are unemployed and have your family taking care of you, you can find games all day.  Unfortunately I have to work and play whoever is around during night time hours.  If its a noob, or you...cant blame me for waxin ur ass in a game.  I play whoever is available at that time.  Looking at your stats u play 6-8 games a day (10-13 hours a day) leeching off your unsuspecting government to pay you unemployment

MSM only guy in the world who gets paid to play Mule! Lucky!  I think i might tell the Canadian government they are being duped by MSM and poor family is paying his way! If only they knew...
You complain that I've played noobs in my illustrious career?  Havnt we all at some point?  The key is you have to beat them right?  When u get waxed by noobs their confidence spikes like ore does when no Mules in shed.  They love spankin a fraudulent # 7 ranked player who just plays 10-13 hours a day.  Shit Dagbolt can be number 7 if he plays as much as you do MSM! THESE NEXT FEW STATS ARE JUST IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS!!!  Noobs Ive trained to beat MSM include, but not limited to:

--1 career win (popped his cherry all over MSM's head) Rempu http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63852   
--1 career win (popped his cherry on MSM, boy was that messy!) captainM.U.L.E. http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63509   
--1 career win (dirty cherry juice all over MSM) Mulsi  http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63265
--2 career wins mazzeball  http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63634   
--11 career wins, 9% win ratio Mr Earl  http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63853 http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63783  http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63219   http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63213 (47% of his wins coming off MSM btw)...
 --9 career wins mikkoaalto http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63809  ...
--12 career wins Maalto  http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63743   ... 33 career wins yggdrasil http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63743 ...
--5 career wins, 8% career wins ratio Suthain http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=62823
If you are going to try and rape noobs..do it right! dont let them pull the "2 point reversal" and rape you instead!
You are the most overrated player on here MSM thats why your true rank suffers because noobs stick it in ur ass.  Noobs all over the world have their victories cut and pasted, made into large posters, and hang them on their walls like Justin Beeber posters.  Sharpen up your game rookie!  Shout out to all u noobs who have popped ur cherry the last few weeks on overrated MSM.. I know you will remember it for a long time to come..
******BTW please cast your vote on this important topic..http://www.planetmule.com/forum?topic=1784.0 

How ironic the next night when i played Planet and MSM..in same round... i lost a plot, Planet gained a plot, and MSM came in his pants! All in 1 dam round!  I fought hard and had MSM trembling, tryin to starve me, and worried about me all game.  See Planet losing a plot not so bad.. u can still be feared by the Mule Zombie MSM.  I stuck it out like a man.  I mean shit, how many times have we all lost a plot? its part of the game and happens to everyone right??  Well you can try and make up a Planet hating smurf to warn others.  It worked for me to rid Akire1 from Mule..he is known for his cowardliness as well but apparently MSM doesnt like it because him and Akire1 are friends but i dont give a shit. I felt the same way you did Kong when Akire1 did cowardly shit similar to that. 

Other cowards include but not limited to..Kjersgaard who quit after losing a plot, Metahive http://www.planetmule.com/hi-score-game/game?game_id=63482, similar to Acavia, egged it on by saying, "we should restart because that is not fair he lost a plot" havnt we all lost plots!?
 Had beef with Planet in a game that I was clearly goin to win and the coward Rhodan voted to kick me without warning and of course Planet voted as well..both are cowards..wouldnt expect from the #2 player but cowards are everywhere.  Where have all the real men in the World gone?  these cowards, Rhodan, and other mentioned are probably house wives at home and wife's beat them!  Sad world we live in where Men cant be Men!

We are talking about Brainy right? the one who has a smurf named Worbar who plays 49 games then abandonds the smurf because he is rank 5. that guy? the guy who hides smurfs? oh very credible guy

MULE Forum...MSM's new facebook.  Look for a job and stop playing 32 games in one week man.  Akire1 has cheated many of us out of wins by not pushing space after rounds than trying to sneek back 35 min later to beat u when ur not there in the game. My Akire1 propaganda bots are to alert others to not play him. I rid MSM from playing..MSM you should get a life first, a job 2nd, and quit drugs number 3...then you will be a better person. 

Hey Bag,

Glad to see you back your a fun guy to play Mule with..but dont be fooled by MSM.  He is truly a bad apple in this game. he would shake your hand then go fuck your Grandma when you were out..here is his notes when u were gone for a week..he must be infatuated with you...

CBASS: better things in life than MULE man,,,seriously bro just tryin to help in all honesty

MuleSizeMe: you goto bed and beat off to nude pics of tbag

MuleSizeMe: your lile b/f


MuleSizeMe: pls just go fuck tbag in the butt some more, your better at that than mule. He's a fag like you. tbag always blowing you in every game1

They are used as bots so b4 u go and post why dont u do a lil research..they never played 1 game always kicked n used as bots

First off I find it funny that his post is the only one out of the hundreds on here that is locked so you cant reply.  Typical MSM behavior all he wants to do is talk talk talk but never listen.  This is the same guy who has made extremely rude comments about Jews, Germans, or anybody who he can insult because people aren't doing what he tells them to do during the game. He has had several people post and complain about his rascist remarks.  There is absolutely no business for racist remarks ever in this game!! He was kicked because in typical MSM fashion he made us all wait about 10 min..so yes he was kicked.  He failed to mention that just 24 hours before this he tried restarting the game because he was losing and had no shot of winning..In selfish MSM behavior he didnt bother to ask if anyone wanted to restart but took it upon himself to make that decision for everyone.  Now we were playing with a bot because the lobby was empty.  I gave up a great start to allow Bag to join us.. when we went to restart someone else joins and they start without me...Pretty messed up considering i agreed to restart a game I was clearly winning to allow other player to join.  Im not perfect.  I get heated and talk during games but it is never takin out of the realms of the game, I never say racist remarks because someone sold ore or didnt get a certain plot..whatever the case may be.  I find it funny that the biggest winer,complainer, racist, drug addict, person that has to tell everyone where to move to defend against his biggest threat in the game has the audacity to complain about anything.  When your a Mule Zombie like MSM is and drugs himself to play these 48 hour binge sessions, you sort of lose a little credibility. Again im not perfect and ive made comments during the game that I should not have but MSM complaining about somebody upsetting him?  Wow the Grinch is actually growing a heart..pump pump pump

akire1--eumel-123(*****) nothing more to say
the Jedi(***) loses a plot 90%  chance quits, loses mule..50/50
iso9001(****) quits in round 8, getting beat bad then immed. joins another game

Round 8 of 12
CBASS: you quitting already??
CBASS: how do u like the taste of your own ass Akire?? My foot has kicked it a few times now im sticking it in ur mouth!!
CBASS: honestly I thought I was gonna kick your ass...but I didnt think it would be this bad...Dude dont ever play me again or anybody ranked any higher than 250..Stick to the lil boys ranked over 1000 or you will be embarrassed like this again
CBASS: This is hopefully a lesson for you Akire1..You bring shame to this game. I am happy to teach you a lesson...You're not good enough to play someone like me
CBASS: You want any more Akire or have you had enough??
Round 9 of 12
CBASS: You want 1 more round Akire?? OK
CBASS: I understand if u want to quit after next round
CBASS: Although I always played every game until the end when we played. I can understand if you quit...its humiliating I understand
CBASS: yeah I didnt think you wanted any more of me
CBASS: Have you had enough yet?? Or do you want me to teach you some more lessons??
CBASS: Your choice
CBASS: Just give up already...You are no Match for me! I am one of the best MULE players on the PLANET! Maybe you can be my water boy when I play the real players
CBASS: would you like that?
CBASS: Do you want me to teach you some strategies??
CBASS: hey pussy...Are you done yet?? Or do u want me to teach you some more ass kicking??
CBASS: Well it was fun kicking your ass! You won some cheap games against me when I was new and didnt know how to play. Its very humbling to see how far I've come and to see how bad I kick your ass in MULE now. It feels very good!
CBASS: I am now the Jedi Master and you are my servant to lick my boots when they need to be cleaned.
CBASS: Im going to bed now to enjoy kicking your ass

CBASS: at the moment I am wyping his ass!! He is being a little bitch right now, no surprise, we are talking about the biggest pussy and one of the worst players of Mule...He is pulling one of his.."I'm getting my ass kicked pretty bad not pushing enter after round 8 moves"
CBASS: too bad I gave that pussy faggot plenty of wins when I didnt know how to play..Now it feels really good to smash his ass at his own game!! Its Mule 101 for all the kids watching our game!
CBASS: I'm wondering how Akire1 likes the taste of his own ass?? My foot has kicked it a few times now im sticking it in his mouth!!
CBASS: Sometimes you gotta give Akire1 a lil ass kicking so it brings him back down to Earth. The poor guy thinks he's good when he beats noobs...It takes a little ass-whipping from me to let him know who's the boss in these parts
CBASS: hey fellas..I think I've taught Akire1 enough for one day...
CBASS: do u guys wanna restart?? I'll boot him...he's a waste of my time he sucks
mbass: they dont want to
CBASS: ok I just wanted to kick Akire's ass for 1 more round. he wont stay after this round for sure
CBASS: are they that afraid?? no prob..its only round 2 but i understand
CBASS: I understand...I just want to play some real players. I am bored playing Akire1 he is no good and its a waste of time playing him. He wants me to kick him out of the game after round 9 afer I kicked his ass all game.
CBASS: he tried to stall at the end of round 8 and thought I was gone..He tried to hurry up and press enter after stalling for 30 minutes so I wouldnt get my plot
CBASS: now I know he for sure is done. I am teaching him some lessons