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M.U.L.E. Community => The Wampus Cave => Topic started by: Lionel-HutzX on August 04, 2014, 22:29
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Title: MB wins too many gold badges... Post by: Lionel-HutzX on August 04, 2014, 22:29 That is all.
Title: Re: MB wins too many gold badges... Post by: Lionel-HutzX on August 05, 2014, 01:20 Ok, that is not all...
Many theories exist as to how this happens; the game is rigged for elites, he gets too many bjs from comp, he strategically wears down the mental resilience of his doomed competition, ect... But my personal belief is that he is simply too good. He is the Beyonce of PM, and I think we just all need to live with that. Title: Re: MB wins too many gold badges... Post by: jagov808 on August 05, 2014, 16:47 He is perhaps the world's smartest man. Yet his proclivities have dulled his beautiful mind. The peaceful tempo of Mule suits the residual intelligence he can muster. Once that mental energy is directed to this mule pursuit how could us normal people keep up?
The elite ought to finance this man's chemical burdens. 3 months free of the sweet smelling smoke and MB might end up as President of Cascadia. Until then, he will continue to dominate planet mule. If it were not for the charisma and bronzed torso of Nordel driving in dozens of players from Eurasia one wonders what type of sponsorship deal MB might have received in his stead. We have a collection of incredible players here. As I mentioned before they are donating millions of dollars worth of time to the game. Atari400 is now gone, but perhaps he is running a fortune 500 company or a leading player in Obama's Whitehouse (clearly the administration is getting some high level strategic advice as over the past year they have really started making some super decisions). Imagine what men like NJ could be doing outside of the game. With more time on his hands he could have a full on Jersey Shore harem. |